TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke puts his foot in his mouth at a graduation party while Jens moving day almost ruins the Tonys. Plus TBTL asks the eternal question, Whos Crazier, Tracy Morgan or Anne Curry?

TBTL chats with the subjects of Holy Rollers a documentary about a ring of born-again Christian BlackJack card counters. They went from youth worship leaders to sitting on 1.5 million dollars in profits.

Jen finds a device that might save her marriage and Luke has advice for middle-aged dudes who find themselves mysteriously friended on facebook by hot 17 year-old girls.

Luke finally hears back from David Simon, creator of The Wire, and TBTL is ready to make it official: Hotel Maids do not want to have sex with you America.

Lukes faith in humanity is restored after he accidentally throws 500.00 in a garbage can, Jen worries the listeners will hate her shoe recommendations, and Bradley Cooper comes off as Super Dreamy because he can speak French.

TBTL learns that apparently the Smurfs stand for everything bad in the world, plus Sean regrets joking with a woman during trivia night, but Luke and Jen tell him not to sweat it.

Jen returns! TBTL Broadcasts Live From The Front Porch! Music From The Smittens!

Luke and Jens new airline gets a name and a slogan, meanwhile, Mike Pesca joins in from Miami with an update on the NBA Finals and Shaquille ONeals Rotten Tomatoes rating.

Luke and Jen invent the Best Airline Ever (involving laughing gas pumped into the plane for every flight) plus, live from the backstage of Sasquatch, Noah and The Whale!

Live from Sasquatch, Matt and Kim invite TBTL into their dressing room to talk about their days playing in bathrooms, the way kids get crazy at their shows, and why they still eat rice and beans.

While at Sasquatch 2011, Luke magically finds himself onstage with The Flaming Lips. Plus, The Head and The Heart stop by the TBTL booth to play some tunes.

Craig Mazin, the writer behind The Hangover Part 2 stops by to discuss Ken Jeong's penis, why he cyber-stalks reviewers who pan his movies and the the writing of a film he calls "worse than passing a kidney stone"

Jen looks to fill the Oprah-shaped void in Americas heart by hawking special poo drops that make your bathroom not smell like #2.

After an angry listener letter related to The X Files, Luke and Jen set out the Offical TBTL Rules For Spoiling Stuff. And also drink wine (Chateau St. Michelle natch.)

TBTL counsels an anonymous female listener who had a very embarrassing bathroom run-in at work. Plus, Luke and Jen review the highs and lows of the just-ended season of Saturday Night Live.

Luke makes a fool of himself vs. The Harlem Globetrotters while Jen does the same in front of her nieces and nephews at a Mexican restaurant. Another TBTL Top Status success!

TBTL announces the winner of its Salmon Art Contest and debuts three new segments, none of which will ever be heard again probably.

Americas funnyman Neil Hamburger and Super Talent Brody Stevens stop by the TBTL studios with tales ranging from the hilarious to deeply depressing.

Luke interviews his high school basketball coach to get inspired for an upcoming charity game against The Harlem Globetrotters. Meanwhile Jen and Vanessa can empathize with Maria Shriver for staying with Arnold for as long as she did.

Luke and Jen try to decide if theyre sad or relieved that Donald Trump is not running for President. Plus TBTL kicks off its Song of The Summer contest.

Jen checks in from Minnesota, Luke has technical problems (which he tries to solve by drinking lots of beer during the show), and things basically go totally off the rails. Plus, discussion of Bin Laden's porn stash.

Paul Feig, creator of Freaks and Geeks and director of the new Kristin Wiig movie Bridesmaids stops by to discuss the role of diarrhea in female-driven comedies.

This is an episode that was missing from the archives. It originally aired on Wednesday, May 11 2011. The original description is not available. It was re-uploaded on April 29, 2025. 

TBTL Live from Chicago night two, featuring Peter Sagal of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and the music of Very Truly Yours.

TBTL Live from Chicago Night One, featuring Cameron Esposito and the music of Canasta.