TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke, Sean, & Producer Andrew ponder the end of America's dignity, one ice cream carton at a time.

Luke and Andrew find out about the phenomenon of Canadian Tire Money, plus comedian Hari Kondabolu stops by.

TBTL uncovers audio evidence of Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey" and ruins sex for everyone for the rest of eternity.

Luke, Sean & a variety of KIRO staffers take part in a deeply embarrassing cheeseburger eating contest.

Luke reports on his great time meeting Lewis Black and calls a listener in Poland who just finished hanging out with TBTL's new favorite band.

TBTL finds out it's pretty much the most popular radio show EVER in Poland, plus live music from The Gloria Darlings!

Luke flies solo and wonders why John Mayer is wearing that hat on an Ellen appearance and also why an NBC host won't let a poor little girl crap her pants on live TV.

Seattle gets a rare sunny day so Luke and Producer Andrew take to the front porch of Burbank Studios to discuss whether or not Luke has too much self-esteem tied up in twitter.

Luke, Andrew, Sean, Bill Radke & The Mummy spike some pizza with the hottest stuff on earth and see what happens.

With Barack Obama mere blocks away from Burbank Studios, Luke Sean and Andrew debate going to visit him and make a plan for their Friday Pizza Challenge.

Luke and Andrew swap workout tips and wonder if a birthday clown that terrorizes your children for hire can even be real.

Luke and Andrew convene another panel of "One and A Half Men", in which two dudes try to talk about female-oriented issues.

Jen stops by to celebrate her birthday and pass the Song of The Summer Torch to Producer Andrew.

Luke Andrew & Sean learn about turning problems into blessings and play with a Magic Eight Ball.

A very drunk lady shares some pearls of wisdom with Luke regarding one Charlie Sheen.

Luke and Andrew announce the return of TBTL's 4th annual Song of The Summer Contest.

Moshe Kasher stops by to talk about his new book which covers drugs, Judaism, and why his grandfather may have been the best lover the world has ever seen.

Luke's buddy The Mummy stops by to play some music, while the gang contemplates whether or not to make a Hell Pizza.

In possibly the most bizarre TBTL of all time, Luke and his pals descend on the 2nd Ave Deli in New York, eat and drink up a storm, record it, and call it entertainment.

Luke checks in from an NYC hotel with strange clientele, plus an interview with one of TBTL's favorite bands, Built To Spill.

Comedian Maria Bamford swings by, plus Sean DeTore gets to the bottom of this whole Satanic Backmasking Thing once and for all.

A Florida man is arrested for putting soda in his free water cup at a McDonalds. Luke puts the entire fountain drink system on trial.

Ben Gibbard stops by to talk about how disgusted he was with some recent behavior from The Mariners, plus Producer Andrew has exciting news about the McDonald's tapes from his youth.

Luke and Andrew defend the guy who kept an elaborate spreadsheet of his online dates.

TBTL talks to fellow radio friendo Steve Scher about what it's like to live with ringing in your ears 24 hours a day for years and years.