TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL tests out the new phone machine Luke installed, with mixed results.

Luke makes a big announcement about TBTL Live May 9th, and hopes he doesn't end up really regretting it.

Luke blurts something out to a nice lady on the train and wishes he could take it back. Plus, the debut of TBTL's new hit segment: OPP!

Jesse Thorn, of 'Bullseye' and "Jordan Jesse Go' stops by to talk about how his deepest birthday wish came true at The DMV.

Luke finds a Ronald McDonald press release to be the saddest thing he's ever written, while Andrew has some nominations of his own to that dubious award.

Luke learns that his preferred method of coffee drinking is making the planet cry while Andrew becomes totally obsessed with the 1980's computer game "Cosmic Osmo"

Luke and Carey try to patch things up with their neighbor, while Andrew is not interested in rumors of a powdered form of alcohol.

Luke & Andrew discuss HBO's controversial decision to stray from "Game of Thrones" original plot, and speaking of controversies, Luke's neighbor decides to draw a line in the grass.

Luke and Andrew trade tales of childhood misdeeds and the spankings they led to.

Luke decides to hand out a little Ol' Fashioned Passive Aggressive Liberal Justice while Andrew is fed up with his tardy eye doctor.

Luke has one of his worst fears come true regarding the shared bathroom at his office, and Andrew prepares his pro se legal defense after deciding not to file his taxes.

Andrew realizes, during the show, that he hasn't filled his taxes. Meanwhile Luke's attempts to give him tax advice doesn't go well.

Adam Carolla stops by to talk about how his fight to save podcasting from patent trolls will take him to Mordor, aka East Texas.

Jen "Flash" Andrews joins Luke to talk about wildly racist stories, judgmental dog owners, and parts of the body where Kool Aid should never shoot out of.

MSNBC's Chris Hayes stops by to discuss the Colbert Late Night News, missing airplanes and how not to play bocci ball with a Navy SEAL.

Luke heads to Chicago but not before posting interviews with a couple of his favorite folks. Carl Kasell of NPR Fame and Fred Armisen of Being Hilarious Fame.

Luke tries to help Andrew by teaching him how to "Mickey Rooney" his life.

Before the show can even start, Luke grows very angry at the antics of Kid Rock's NCAA warmup concert and Andrew makes an embarrassing confession about his video game habits.

On "Game of Thrones Eve Eve," George RR Martin stops by TBTL to talk about his spectacularly popular book series, A Song of Ice And Fire.

Luke sees someone fishing the spare change out of the local fountain, which launches TBTL on an epic discussion of what real happiness is.

With the help of the listeners, Luke and Andrew try to finally get to the bottom of this "Exception That Proves The Rule" madness.

Andrew's morning shower ritual runs into some problems, while Luke battles through a tooth-ache and "painful hair" to host the show.

TBTL tries to get more "upworthy" on the internet, and the 10's of Listeners weigh in with their ideas for the latest incarnation of the show.

As always, Luke and Andrew have the best of plans to do a normal show, but end up debating the best driving routes for Andrew to get through LA. Also, a chat with hilarious comedian Hari Kondabolu.

Luke goes to his second Cross Fit class and gets paired with a challenging partner, and he and Andrew realize that the reason TBTL exists, is to make the listeners feel less bad about their own emotional lives.