TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew and Luke weigh in on the "Blurred Lines" lawsuit and apply it to their own lives. They also try to untangle their feelings about El Ropo, performance anxiety, and the art of the two-minute promo.

Luke thinks his neighbor is building a janky, passive-aggressive fence. Andrew thinks it may be a dream catcher. We also talk about Apple watches, the difference between tiny houses and trailers, and a Christian song computer named Colby.

Andrew visits the Magic Castle in LA and sees all the scarf-magic he can handle, Luke wonders why we don't just "Spring ahead" three hours and have really long days, and TBTL's new boss stops by to critique the highs and lows of Week #1 on the Infinite Guest Network.

Luke and Andrew have a new hero, a dude named "Traffic Jam Jimmy" who would never feel a deeps sense of shame over the Cindy Crawford poster he had in his room as kid the way Andrew does. Also, Hall & Oates sues Haulin' Oats, and there's more Benihana Drama than you could have ever imagined.

Luke and Andrew review the new TV show Last Man on Earth , discuss crate training for sidekicks, and weigh-in on a schism in the Wu-Tang community.

Luke and Andrew's dreams of climbing Mt. Everest are dashed against the rocks of Bathroom Facility Reality. Plus, are all the "LOL's" and "!!!" making us worse communicators?

Luke and Andrew discuss stoned rabbits, bad parenting moves, and Ziggy the cartoon's possible libertarian roots.

Luke and Andrew celebrate their new relationship with the Infinite Guest network in traditional TBTL fashion -- by over-explaining their anxieties and getting distracted by Rudy the Dog's barking.

Today on TBTL, Luke and Andrew learn some surprising things about Leonard Nimoy, and then (like the rest of America) they discuss the color of a dress and llamas on the loose. Plus, a woman in Washington says she was able to close an unsightly gap between her two front teeth using nothing but some store-bought rubber bands . Dentists are warning people against do-it-yourself orthodontia, but Luke...

Luke and Andrew discuss the disturbing world of talking M&M's, whether we should embrace edible coffee cups, and how to make public radio weirder.

Luke and Andrew start using Skype to look at each other during the show, with mixed results. Plus, the guys try to define what "Too On The Nose" actually means, using audio examples.

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to "Parks and Recreation" and discuss the bold new logo for the Cleveland Browns. Also, Luke's new candle business is DEFINITELY not a pyramid scheme.

Luke and Andrew dissect last night's Oscars broadcast and probably court their own controversy in the process. Also, there's some talk of chickens.

TBTL makes a huge announcement.

Luke and Andrew discuss Joe Biden's problem with touching people, and end up roll-playing an HR conversation that might be the best or worst thing to ever happen on TBTL.

Luke and Andrew discuss an upcoming Mars mission, body image issues, and the miracle of life.

Luke and Andrew discuss SNL, underage drinking, and the Luke's plan to spend his last days on earth with Bill Murray.

Luke and Andrew work the President's Day Holiday and end up discussing "50 Shades of Grey", Fake Blind Twins in New Jersey, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.

Luke and Andrew mourn David Carr, celebrate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and come clean about Sleater-Kinney.

Luke and Andrew try to decide if being gay, vegan, female, or atheist are bigger impediments to becoming President, and offend just about everyone in the process.

Luke prepares to strike it rich in the Powerball drawing and Andrew wonders if he'll end up solo hosting TBTL.

Jon Stewart steps down, Bryan Williams is suspended, and Andrew shares the story of the childhood pet he hated, a bird named "Oops".

Luke and Andrew discuss Kanye's Grammy Antics, Adnan Syed's appeal, and Iggy Azaela's poor pizza choices.

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest claims of "truthiness" leveled against NBC anchor Brian Williams. And they discuss why kangaroos love Liam Neeson films so much.

Luke and Andrew mourn the loss of RadioShack, Coca-Cola's attempts to spread love online, and the career of Yakov Smirnoff.