TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke begins the show by exorcising Andrew's demons the old fashioned way. Plus: Jay-Z has angered a famous artist, Radio Shack has angered the FTC, and the NFL has angered Luke with a rule change.

Luke asks Andrew to fill him in on what he's been missing since Luke shut-down his Facebook account. This leads to a discussion of birthdays, trigger warnings, and Luke's ongoing beef with Peter Sagal. Plus, a new Boy Scouts policy has Luke perturbed. And we wrap up with a graphic edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

It was a big weekend for television. Luke and Andrew discuss Louis CK's provocative SNL monologue and the news media's coverage of it. Plus, Mad Men wrapped up its final season. Andrew tries (and fails) to stay positive in his review.

If Luke were born today, his name would be Javier. If Andrew were born today, his name would be Luke. But one thing is for sure: Luke rejects the nickname "Bathroom Burbank." He and Andrew wrap up the TBTL-a-Thon with a conversation about that, aging rock bands, and True Detective Season 2.

It's day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he set up a temporary podcasting studio in a hotel bathroom. He and Andrew discuss big news regarding The Simpsons and the fate of Johnny Depp's dogs. And we finally hear the voice of Infinite Guest blogger, Stu-Bot.

Luke and Andrew break out their slide whistles, air horns and 5:20 Funnies for a special morning Zoo Crew edition of TBTL. Plus, Adam Sandler says goodbye to David Letterman, and scientists may have found a new way to kill earworms. Also, our boss stops by with an update on the TBTL-a-Thon and the future of our employment.

Luke's mom joins the show with some advice on how to get people to donate during the TBTL-a-thon . Plus, Andrew discusses the possibility of a pig entering his life, and we offer the latest edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

It's day one of the TBTL-a-Thon! In an attempt to encourage you to support the show, Luke and Andrew deliver stories of airline chicanery, a Columbo-esque murder plot, and Alec Baldwin's pronunciation of "quinoa." Plus, the best public radio fund raiser in all the land calls-in to offer us some advice.

Luke and Andrew discuss one family's dubious method of tooth extraction and compare it to their own. Plus, we solve a listener's dilemma over her newly-infamous neighbor. And Luke spends his special day in birthday anonymity then drinks dirty water through a high-tech straw.

Luke is on the road, reporting a story for a major TV news network. He joins Andrew from San Francisco to discuss his travels, deflate gate and the creepiest McDonald's marketing campaign ever.

Andrew is learning how to tie his shoes while Luke also patiently teaches him how to talk gooder. Plus, the boys deal with a sudden onslaught of fake Twitter followers, and the World's Best Bartender reaches out to the show.

Luke is back from Vegas, where he found himself involved in two different auto accidents (Don't worry! He's fine!) Plus, he and Andrew debunk a disgusting "news" story about beards. And they delve into this week's episode of Game of Thrones in a segment we call, "A Game of Ice and Spoilers."

Andrew and guest-host Phyllis Fletcher talk about this weekend's big fight in Vegas. Plus, we revisit the epic schoolyard fist fights of our childhood and Phyllis explains to Andrew what a slam book is.

According to a new website, Luke and Andrew are aging much quicker than they thought...which also may affect their relationship with music, according to new research. Plus, Luke gears up for what may be the most crazy Vegas weekend in the history of Vegas weekends.

Luke has a new hero. His name is Carl, and he punched a bear. And if you don't believe Carl, you can ask his friend, John. ALSO! Luke and Andrew help solve a listener's personal problem, and a teenage witch enters Andrew's life.

Andrew tells Luke about Mr. Worldwide's unlikely newest fan. We listen to the quietest game in Major League Baseball history, as the Orioles and the White Sox play in a completely empty stadium. A Bud Light ad campaign is accused of contributing to rape culture. And Luke says goodbye to Facebook forever.

Luke calls his wife, Carey, and asks her if he's too fat. She is taken aback. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss the flip flop controversy they ignited on yesterday's show, and they dissect this week's Game of Thrones episode in their regular Tuesday segment, A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Today we learn: 1) That Luke and Andrew are bad at asking questions, 2) How to be a jukebox hero, and 3) You never, under any circumstances, want to see Andrew's feet. Luke and Andrew also discuss Bruce Jenner's ABC interview and Brad Pitt's unfortunate accident over the weekend.

Luke spends a lot of time yelling at clouds today. He and Andrew talk about why modern teen idols aren't doing it right. Plus, they dip into a raging debate over how and whether people should clean their ears. And Phyllis stops by to share some morning zoo memories.

Luke and Andrew kick off the show with a healthy portion of lunch shame. Then they dissect Robert Downey Jr.'s decision to end a TV interview abruptly. And we hear what may be the worst 2 minutes and 39 seconds of radio ever broadcast.

We take our obsession with magician El Ropo to a new level by getting him on the phone and asking if we're creeping him out. Plus, DIY car repair is going the way of the dodo, and Luke and Andrew are no help.

Andrew finally gets his record player in the mail, which means he can subject all the listeners to his favorite 30 year-old Cleveland Morning Radio Bits. Plus, TBTL debuts its new Tuesday Game of Thrones recap: "A Song of Ice and Spoilers".

Luke and Andrew are blown away by a TBTL cartoon created by listener Erik. Plus, they get into a fight over Conan O'Brien's online behavior and Luke explains the origins of his boat.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev hit the high seas (aka Lake Washington). They record their adventures breaking into (and out of) marinas and their encounters with savage tapas.

Luke and Andrew record from the bleachers of an empty Safeco Field, home of the Seattle Mariners. They discuss knuckle-cracking, sleepovers, and why the heck they're sleeping on a boat tonight. Also, Luke met the most interesting man in the world (pictured below.)