TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew compare brands of almonds and rank their favorite frozen novelty treats. They also discuss the end of Larry Wilmore's show on Comedy Central, a reversal in the "Making A Murderer" case, and the latest exploits of Port Townsend's most famous Victorian couple.

Luke and Andrew discuss clean bathrooms, Luke's new beard, amazing Olympic moments,  and drink shaming.

Luke returns to TBTL to right the ship and introduce the world to his newest, fuzziest family member. He and Andrew also discuss a bizarre story involving Alec Baldwin and his favorite painting. Plus, why Michael Caine had to legally change his name. And they announce the final four contenders in the Song of the Summer contest!

Special guest Aaron Roden joins the show to make a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about his Air-Raid podcast and to use the word "woke" a lot. He and Andrew (sort of) discuss President Obama's new summer playlist, Aaron's history with Dungeons & Dragons, and why Andrew needs a new bowling nickname, stat.

Andrew and Genevieve visit Sean DeTore's kitchen for Cooking With Sean: Picky Eaters Edition...which really just ends up being a nice dinner with friends. They also discuss whether or not Andrew did the right thing when confronted with an ethical dilemma at the grocery store.

Andrew and Phyllis spend the afternoon bowling, gambling, and drinking Slurpees.

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins Andrew to discuss their upcoming careers as Olympic athletes, painful moments behind the microphone, and Norway's "Slow TV" movement. Plus, listeners weigh-in on where Phyllis and Andrew should record the show tomorrow. (Ideas include hot tub boats, bbq boats, and stealing Luke's boat.)

Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk trash about the other TBTL fill-in hosts. Plus, today's Olympic update involves weird swimmer hickeys and a cruise ship full of tall people. And the first winners of the Song of the Summer contest are announced!

Andrew invites Genevieve on the show to ask her if there are any podcasts she's *not* appearing on these days. They also debate the pros and cons and poopy-water of this year's Olympics. A college in Ohio claims to be unveiling a "Pizza ATM", which makes no sense. They also have an update on Operation Antique Ashtrays and Music For Your Weekend!

Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean DeTore, joins Andrew today to talk terrariums, pinball, push-ups, and the 7 Deadly Sins of Interviewing. Plus, Aaron Mason jumps in the studio just in time to play a special botanical quiz called "Harry Planter." And Sean answers listener questions.

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins Andrew for day two of their podcast experiment. Aaron is in trouble with some listeners after yesterday's show. We discuss that, Andrew's embarrassingly thin skin, and how not to write a Yelp review. Plus: Defend Yourself: Burning Man Edition.

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason from the Grapes of Rad joins Andrew in the fancy new studios of KIRO radio, where someone has been leaving strange gifts outside the station. He and Andrew discuss the Associated Press' war on flossing, how to "savor" a TV show, and Auntie Jessica's Case Files. Then Aaron insults one of TBTL's most loyal listeners.

Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to sort out the latest scandal to rock the TBTL Song of the Summer contest and to discuss very, very large bologna sandwiches.

Luke finds himself unexpectedly in Las Vegas, where "nude podcasting" is apparently a big thing. He and Andrew listen to a bunch of Song of the Summer nominees and crown the final 16 contenders.

It's Steve Nelson's last day as the boss of TBTL. He joins the show to talk about the highlights and lowlights of working with Luke and Andrew and to say a heartfelt goodbye. Also, Luke eats a bag of sausage and Andrew gets emotional over an Ethernet cable.

Luke and Andrew delve deep into a Twitter mystery that they actually don't want solved. They also discuss Sarah Silverman's DNC performance, the USA Freedom Kids, and Amy Grant . Again.

Luke joins the show from the parking lot of a Super Target in Littleton, Colorado. He and Andrew discuss minivans, Amy Grant songs, the upcoming Million Clown March, fashion, and a new Amazon series that is taking the world by storm. (NOTE FROM STU: It's Netflix, Andrew)

Luke and Andrew go long bombs away on this Monday episode of TBTL. They announce some more details for the summer picnic potluck. They also discuss a professional baseball player's insolent tantrum, Hillary Clinton's new video game, and Luke's experience in locker rooms.

Luke is not sure which Jim Carrey character he should imitate when he arrives at a fancy party tonight. Meanwhile, Andrew refuses to belong to any TV Club that would have him as a member. They discuss these topics, as well as a reporter busted for playing Pokemon Go at a press conference, a reverse prank call by Rap Master Maurice, and Music For Your Weekend!

Luke is cranked up after hosting a morning radio show and drinking 100 cups of coffee. Andrew is sluggish after staying up all night watching special episodes of Murder, She Wrote. So, yeah. Things get sloppy. They discuss the official end of the VCR, the resurgence of classic North Korean spycraft, and whether or not they know what words mean.

Luke joins the show from Wenatchee, WA, where he's been cavorting with scarecrows and birds of prey. He and Andrew discuss Twitter's new verification policies, Dungeons and Dragons, and door-holding etiquette. They also tell a lot of jokes and practice their fake laughs.

Luke and Andrew review the first batch of nominees for this year's TBTL Song of the Summer. (If you want to nominate a song, email andrew@tbtl.net .)

Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday's cringe-worthy 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Plus, a solution to all your confusion around bath towels, and Luke reviews a movie from 2008.  

Luke and Andrew hit the streets of Seattle to try Pokémon Goi for the very first time. Voltorb save us all.

Luke heads over to Andrew's Wallingford studio for a rare face-to-face edition of TBTL! They discuss the best pets you should never get, whether or not Luke should bring a cat into his life, and why Andrew has become obsessed with objects.