TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

The Earth just survived a close encounter with an asteroid, thanks in part to a NASA's "planetary defense officer." Meanwhile, Tom Brady skips his scheduled appearance at the White House. And Luke explains why asking a girl on a date is better if she has no idea who you are or that you live across the street from her.

Luke and Andrew discuss how they would spend their time in prison if they were ever thrown in the clink. Plus, another fast food chain is jumping on the Google bandwagon without Google's help. And we finally get to the bottom of the Burro Rey mystery.

Luke and Andrew research the proper care of jeans and whether or not you have to wash them after wearing them for months on end, even if your wife asks you to. Plus, we look at the real cost of imaginary New York apartments as presented in your favorite TV shows. And Shia LaBeouf is making art again. Can he save it from the trolls?

Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.

Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.

A new Burger King (Burro Rey?) commercial purposely activates people's Google devices. A newspaper is taking flack for reporting on the criminal past of the United Airlines victim. And a listener wants clarification on Luke and Andrew's rules for cell phone etiquette.

Luke and Andrew discuss the second lives of toilets (or "terlets", as Luke calls them), and the top three factors that could get you kicked off an airplane if it's overbooked. Plus, more shame-eating confessions on the ol' voicemail line (206-414-8285).

Luke and Andrew discuss a man who tried to dine-and-dash by jumping into the sea and whether it's fair to call him an "aspiring rapper." Plus, an airplane passenger finds out what happens when the airline wants him to give his seat back to them.

Luke tries a nasty-sounding coffee experiment in his hotel room in Portland. Andrew tries to guess how many Big Macs are in his body parts. And a listener finds a way to make the guys sound even more drunk. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew discuss their brief unpleasantness during yesterday's podcast. Plus, a reasonable explanation of why Shia Labeouf's new movie has only sold a few tickets. And when internet trolls take on Shia's anti-Trump art project, they get very, very crafty.

Rudy "The Pod Dog" Burbank has become a therapy pup while Carey is under the weather, so Luke and Andrew discuss when it's acceptable to let dogs share the couch with humans. Plus, Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad created a foreseeable backlash online. Luke and Andrew debate whether the backlash was appropriate.

Luke spent hours today trying to make a low-carb hot dog bun. Andrew thinks Luke might have mice inside his computer. They discuss these issues and a report claiming it's best to stand still on escalators.

Luke and Andrew were both looking forward to Mariner's opening day...until Andrew made a big mistake. Plus, two reporters have two very different takes on some Tyrannosaurus Rex news. And we get a behind-the-scenes perspective from a Starbucks barista who loves her job, but hates making Frappuccinos. Click here to sign up for the new and improved TBTL newsletter!

Luke and Andrew learn that they got out of Arizona just in time before a plague of biblical levels descended on Peoria. Also, Luke disagrees with McDonald's decision to start using fresh beef, and Bob Dylan says he'll accept his Nobel Prize. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Andrew is back in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, but Luke is still on the road. They reflect back on their time in Arizona and discuss whether or not passengers are obligated to chat with their Lyft drivers. Plus, a coffee company boasts about having the highest levels of caffeine, and listeners chime in with stories of shame eating, disturbing jello recipes, and #YarisLife.

Andrew takes Luke on a ride around Arizona in his rented Toyota Yaris and tries to explain why he likes it so much...and why he may be in trouble when it's time to return it. Plus, Luke attempts a "coat hook moment."

On day two of Luke and Andrew's spring training adventure, they learn that they broke the rules on day one. They also discuss the theft of a giant coin in Germany worth $4.5 million dollars. And Luke's gross sound effects brings back loving memories for one listener.

Luke and Andrew meet up in Arizona to podcast live from Mariner's spring training, where they do their best to act like members of the media.

Luke and Andrew meet up in a parking lot in Everett, WA, to make a big announcement about TBTL's summer plans.

Luke overheard a *very* intriguing conversation yesterday involving secret, sexy goings on at a popular chain restaurant. He and Andrew discuss that, as well as one TV producer's fight against binge watching. Also: Your rice might be killing you. Story at 11.

Andrew's idea for a Mr. Rogers biopic almost becomes a disaster until Luke saves it. Luke gets a special package in the mail. Andrew is obsessed with a new TV show. And Cheerios makes a mistake in trying to save the bees. Plus, a special Spring edition of No Point Conversion!

Luke just became a huge fan of a spoofy Twitter account. He and Andrew discuss that, some new podcast obsessions, and why someone is sending raw potatoes to NBA athletes.

Luke and Andrew discover an old planning sheet from the news/talk radio show they worked on in 2011. They also discuss a creepy device used in China to prevent toilet paper theft. And they receive their first "fake" phone call from a listener.

Luke has been experimenting with some ASMR recordings. Andrew has been laughing at jokes he doesn't understand. And they've both been listening to the somewhat questionable podcast about Richard Simmons. They discuss these things and offer some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew have differing views on an anti-Trump tweet posted on McDonald's corporate timeline. And it turns out they have something very important in common with Julian Assange.