Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Evidently the hosts of this show have personal lives? And couldn't record? So Jess made one that's all commercials. You're welcome. 🫁 Black Market Lungs for Rich: https://gofund.me/8cc33948 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.ta...

The gang's all here and we've got Eyes & Ears, Remedial Ji'e'Toh, we empty that bombastic Mail Sack, and Kevin brings a brand new segment to the table. It's amazing. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonaft...

We have Eyes and Ears, we have WoT Hot, we empty the turgid mail sack, and we talk about what we actually like about these books. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdark.com/ 🏳️‍🌈 Jenny's channel: h...

Shut up, this is not late, we don't know what you're talking about. ANYWAY, you're in for a super gay treat because Kevin is sick and Naebs is out of town (on yet another cruise, we assume), so it's just Jess and Jenny talking about which non-canon female ships they'd smash together like Barbies if they could. You're welcome. Don't forget to support the show by joining our Patreon, and/or going to...

We're back from WoTCon and we will absolutely not shut up about it. We've got Eyes and Ears, Belladonna the Busty Bard finally shows up after however long, we see the Light with Truth Defense Dispatch, learn how to fight with ASMR Sword Forms, and just generally have a really great time. You're welcome. Jess's husband is fixing to get a lung transplant, so if you'd like to help out check out their...

Jenny's not here and it's scary. We have Eyes & Ears, Lini's Advice Hive, a brand new ASMR segment, some other stuff, and we do a deep dive into Moghedien. You're welcome.  🫁 Get Jess's husband new lungs: https://gofund.me/626fff59 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patr...

We've got Eyes and Ears, WoT for Bros, Small Talk, and WoT If, plus we talk about Chuck Norris, Seanchan Barney, the time Jenny doxxed herself in a Jeri Ryan fan chat room back in the day, and the funniest moments in the Wheel of Time. You're welcome. 🫁 Get Jess's husband new lungs: https://gofund.me/626fff59 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarv...

We're 100 episodes old, suckers! This episode has EVERYTHING. Well, it has some of the usual stuff. But there's also a Big Surprise™️ and you're just gonna have to listen to find out what it is. It's definitely NOT a special guest, and that special guest is definitely NOT Brian. Why would we even do that.  You're welcome. 💯 This is all the shit we were talking about: https://www.tarvalonafterdark...

Yooooooooooooooo! We've got Eyes and Ears, we engage in some Small Talk, Jenny has some WoTHot takes, and Naebs is bringing the new segment this time. And then we have a nice, long, rambling chat about the Horn of Valere. There's also a weird amount of Barney discussion. The dinosaur, not the guy from season 1. You're welcome. PS: Jess's husband is getting a lung transplant and they need money. So...

Hey, we're all here! We've got Eyes and Ears, we empty the mail sack, we engage in some Small Talk, and Jenny brings a new segment to the table. And since we're all present and accounted for, we have a nice long debrief about JordanCon, and how awesome the WoT community is. It's a real love fest in here. So gross. Anyway, you're welcome. PS: please donate to Jenny's WoTCon GoFundMe.  🛫 Send Jenny...

Kevin had to parent again, which is frankly preposterous. We chat a bit about JordanCon, Naebs' video color is WAY off, we do some sketches probably, and we get another entertaining story from Jenny's youth. Have you donated to Jenny's WoTCon GoFundMe yet? Do it again. You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: ht...

We swear that Kevin is still a co-host on this show. We've got Eyes & Ears, some news, some other stuff that Jess can't remember because JordanCon made her brain shut off and she's posting this like two weeks late. Also, donate to Jenny's WoTCon GoFundMe. Also, come to WoTCon. You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queere...

We're back! Our long national nightmare is over! Kevin overslept though, so there's that. We've got Eyes & Ears, WoTHot, we empty the mail sack, we forget to do a new commercial...we are very good at podcast. Also, donate to Jenny's GoFundMe so she can come to WoTCoN! You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: htt...

Naebs left us for dead again ("I have a job" he says), but we actually did pretty okay without him. So welcome to The New TVAD starring everyone but Naebs. Please to enjoy Lini's Advice Hive, Small Talk, WoT Hot, and some other stuff probably. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonaft...

We're back! Naebs has recovered from the plague, Jess has a 5-day headache, Jenny is harassed by that song clip (you know the one), and Kevin is charming. There's Eyes and Ears, Mail Sack, WoT Hot, and Kevin wrote something that we can't remember now because tbh that was like 2 days ago. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸  ...

Jess may or may not have completely forgotten to post this last week. We're not commenting on that. By which we mean Jess, who is writing this, is not commenting on that. Anyway, we do some stuff that we (Jess) can't remember now. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark   💬 Disco...

We've got Eyes and Ears, we've got WoT Hot, we empty the Mail Sack, and we even have a new segment. Naebs also starts a misinformation campaign about volcanology, and we talk about some of the many, many, MANY mistakes and missteps made by characters in The Wheel of Time. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://ww...

Happy frickin' new year. This one's a banger, and gets out of pocket pretty much immediately. We've got Eyes and Ears, Belladonna the Busty Bard, Small Talk, Jenny brings another amazing new segment to the table, Kevin does something else that Jess can't remember right now, and we talk about if the Shadow actually should have won the Last Battle. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tar...

Naebs was out again. We forgot like half of our sketches. We had no idea how to make Streamyard do the thing right. We were kind of bad at making conversation. So the key takeaway here is that without Naebs we are basically just a herd of kinda dumb turtles. But, you know, you're welcome. Also, we are out of office until January 9th for the holidays. Maybe Jess will finally make some best-of compi...

We've got Eyes and Ears and WoT Hot 3, we empty the bulging mailsack, and Jess is obsessed with her new puppy, who is very cute. Then we talk about our top favorite moments in season 2. It was surprisingly Liandrin heavy, even though she's a bitch. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonaf...

Jess bailed on this episode so she has no idea what happened but there's probably an Eyes & Ears report, Kevin probably did somthing funny, Jenny probably did something playful but smart, and Naebs probably did something horrifying. You know, the usual. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/t...

Jess doesn't really remember what happened this episode. Rhuarc definitely did cocaine. Kevin did something funny, probably, and it's safe to assume we traumatized Jenny somehow. You know, just TVAD stuff. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark   💬   Discord: https://discord...

Jenny, Jess, and Kevin were on their own this week and they were very confused and scared. If this episode sucks, please direct your complaints to Nae'blis. He bailed and left them for dead because he's the worst. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark   💬   Discord: https://discord.gg/s6Nt...

Kevin's back this week, and why not? He's a goddamned delight. We have Eyes and Ears, Jess actually came up with a new segment for the first time in like a year, and we talked for like two hours. So. You're welcome. 🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark   💬   Discord: https://discord.gg/s6...

We have Lini's Advice Hive, we empty the Mail Sack until it's flaccid and sad, but most importantly we have KEVIN standing in while Jenny is in Belarus. You're welcome.  🐦  Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark   🌈   Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸   Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark   💬   Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su   🆕   Website: https://www.tarvalona...