Tan Van Tour Talk: How To Be a Band

www.mikeadams.info Meman emerges from his self-induced hibernation to deliver some information and a sneak peek at Mike Adams At His Honest Weight’s new record, CASINO DRONE, due out May 20th on Joyful Noise Recordings! PREORDER THE ALBUM BY CLICKING HERE https://archive.org/download/TVTTSneakPeek/TVTT%20Sneak%20Peek.mp3

www.mikeadams.info It’s the Tan Van Tour Talk season 13 finale! The Boys reflect on the trip, the quick feeling of the tour’s longest drive, and so on. But, the real magic in this episode comes when Zac reveals his uncanny ability to discern EXACT bird heights from great distances and at great speeds. https://archive.org/download/michaeldwayneadams_gmail_135/13-5.mp3

www.mikeadams.info Listen…we talk about normal stuff like a normal episode for the most part. We even do the Wiki-read-to-ya segment. But, the real action happens about 1/4 of the way in when we get REAR-ENDED DURING THE SHOW! It’s a classic fender bender brought down upon us by some pot smoking teens. Real, true, drama. […]

www.mikeadams.info Night edition! God sends his angels down from heaven to fix our broken van, Ben comes up with a most hilarious one-man-band joke that AD hates, a true moment of panic and excitement erupts as we drive over the confluence of the mighty Ohio and Mississippi rivers in the void of darkness without realizing […]

www.mikeadams.info More Pee Wee Herman talk, Ben’s weird dream, Apple vs The US gov’t, the space program and how boring the shuttle is and what a waste it was to lose American lives on such an expensive un-exciting Endeavour, and a whole lot more on another thrilling episode of TVTT! https://archive.org/download/michaeldwayneadams_gmail_132/13-2.mp3

www.mikeadams.info After a relatively long winter hiatus, The Boys Are Back In Tan and fired up for Season 13! There’s a lot to talk about on this short trip to Indy, including (but not limited to..); Jared’s all-Frank-beef, Pee Wee Herman’s new movie, a giant traffic jam in Martinsville, Zac’s diet, numbers of bottles of […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com We’re living in between tours at the moment, but we didn’t want that to mean you had to live without us! So, here’s the first ever installment of Tan Van Tour Talk’s “Greatest Hits”. It’s a collection of our favorite hits, misses, inside-jokes, blunders, and goofs from Seasons 1-4 of TVTT. https://archive.org/download/TVTTClipSh...

www.honestweight.tumblr.com The season 12 finale! The Boys are in high spirits after a successful performance and exhilarating reception in Chicago. Lively discussion topics include the following list of topics; windmill chemtrails and government mind control, Zac’s crippling episode of stage height stage fright, portraiture, favorite restaurants, and much MUCH more! http://archive.org/downl...

www.honestweight.tumblr.com All six of The Boys are back in the Tan Van®! Hop on in and listen in while The Boys dig deep into topics like; heroism, Jim Bakker’s buckets, their deepest darkest secrets, and the new Holiday Flat White Coffee drink from Starbuck’s brand coffee restaurant. https://archive.org/download/S12E2_201512/S12E2.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Our first ever cliff hanger episode! Season 12 is stretching over the course of a week between these first two episodes, unlike previous seasons which have been a crushing, oppressive, daily, hour long episode every day. Today’s topics include; lactose intolerance as contraception, Krampus, Christmas trees, the new Tan Van, and Ben’s experiences on […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Season 11 finale! What a big season full of long drives and hard rows to hoe. The Boys reflect, reminisce and hope for the future. Topics include who’s the better driver, late nite tv viewing, the validity of white chocolate, upcoming shows, a list of bands we’d like to tour with, inside baseball, and […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Well, it’s a TVTT first! A flat tire! DURING THE SHOW! Topics include, the flat tire, the previous night’s show, haunted hotels. and more. Have some. Yes, have some. https://archive.org/download/S11E11_201510/S11E11.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com The Boys make a concerted (conceited?) attempt to be more positive. https://archive.org/download/S11E10_201510/S11E10.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Today’s episode brought to you in part by, Jessica Adams! Delicious breakfast, impressions of Phoenix, deep questions, Meteor Crater®, and much much more on this drive through America’s desert. https://archive.org/download/S11E9_20151026_1444/S11E9.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Try as he might, and he DOES try, Jared just can’t land a joke on this episode. Interesting topics completely derailed by his failures include; LA vs NYC, the previous night’s endeavors, bumping into THE Chris Cohen at a record shop, and Bey*nce’s prop card deck. All this and more lies before you for […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Horrible, terrible, no good, very bad attitude sound guys, our newly checked honest weights, the kindness of strangers, cancel patience, and more on this seventh episode of season 11! Hop into the tannest van around! https://archive.org/download/S11E7_201510/S11E7.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Hey, they can’t ALL be the best podcast of all time… The Boys are giving it their best shot in spite of the altitude sickness, weariness, and short drive.  Topics sort of include Meman’s relatives, Tahoe National Forest, Reno, NV, and lots of long pauses and deep sighs. Maybe our second worst episode of […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com The Nevada desert, Jared’s moodiness, Huey Lewis, and a surprise call to Ben Lumsdaine, all on today’s fabulous episode of Tan Van Tour Talk! https://archive.org/download/S11E5/S11E5.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com It’s a long, long, drive to Salt Lake City from Colorado Springs. The Boys are feeling gabby today and talking about the show in Colorado Springs, the Garden of the Gods, plus, a new segment, “Opening the Doors of Perception, Man”, brought to you by Stephen Dorman! https://archive.org/download/S11E4/S11E4.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com William Winchester Claytor proudly presents, Tan Van Tour Talk Season 11, Episode 3! Today’s topics include, Mike getting a massage, the Lawrence show, Jared’s iPod habits, and plenty more! https://archive.org/download/S11E3_201510/S11E3.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com It’s a short distance between KC and Lawrence, but that won’r deter The Boys from packing in as much action as possible to Season 11, Episode 2! Today’s illuminating discussions focus on how we refer to our in-laws and grandparents, the previous night’s show, more vivid descriptions of Meman, and much, MUCH more. https://archive.org/download/S11E...

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Season ELEVEN! Can you believe it? It’s The Boys’ first ever West Coast® tour and the energy level is high. Hop into the van, we’re en route to KC, MO and having a great time talking about Clif brand bars, popular actors’ names, new releases Dude Brand Wipes, AD’s birthday, and MUCH MORE! https://archive.org/download/S11E1/S11E1.mp3

www.honestweight.tumblr.com Season 10 grand finale! The Boys are tired, excited, and ready to get home as they pile in the van following a private acoustic show in Dayton, OH. highlights include the final installment of “Dressing Up, Dressing Down” with Kurt, “Confession Station” with Ben, and emotional tour recaps/highlights/lowlights from all The Boys. Thanks as […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com It’s the seventh installment in the tenth season of Tan Van, and I think it’s safe to say this episode is canonical. A relatively short drive from Pittsburgh to Columbus finds The Boys in a silly mood. Kurt talks salad in “Dressing up, Dressing Down”, Ben introduces a new segment called, “60 Seconds with […]

www.honestweight.tumblr.com The Boys are ascending (slowly) from two days of hard partying in NYC. Rode hard, and put away wet, they do their best to get through today’s episode. There are a lot of tunnels in Pennsylvania, and it gets pretty weird when The Boys warp from one side of the mountain to the other. […]