Tan Pants

We go crazy this episode, y'all. Lose your temper over googly eyes. Spill the beans on a paleoanthropology cover-up. Discover that the chimney is not the best place to hide from the cops. Learn the legendary PANTHEON OF HORSE MOVIES. All this and more in this episode of TanPants!

Where would YOU hide the goods? Can a Shark pass a drug test? And who is responsible for the "Large Pile of Lobsters" on the highway? All these questions and more!

DON'T take selfies with the bear. DON'T re-attach an evil finger.

New York is finally getting trash cans after all this time. It's a miracle.

A bunch of rich, government types want to stop global warming by shooting crap into clouds. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Crack Bears. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous...

What sorta thief would YOU want to be? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly

THIS IS AN ALERT. THE BRISKET BANDIT IS STILL AT LARGE. IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, Like... let us know. The guy took our brisket. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronku...

How do we stop vandals from stealing the copper wire from streetlights? What's the worst (and best) animal to hit with your car? What's the deal with this Assassins Creed fiasco? All these questions and more will be answered. Or at least... puzzled over. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/...

This lady and her printer decided to live inside of a giant sign. But I guess, who wouldn't want that, right? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly

Time Travelers in Sheds? Ayahuasca Crypto? Josh's Chicken Express breakdown? Jumanji makes Isaac angry? This podcast has everything, guys. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulo...

If you're gonna crash your car, better make it worth it, for goodness sake. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly

Goofy gets whats coming to him... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants What would YOU do if your town was getting ready to build a medical monkey farm? Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly

A Wyoming man on a hunting trip makes a surprising new friend. Meanwhile, A Missouri senator wants to bring back (checks notes) DUELS! Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Pu...

Josh has some opinions. So does Clay. Max has no idea what anybody's talking about. See Josh's tier list on the video version of this podcast on Spotify. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ nava...

Canada ain't doing so hot, yo. And can you guess what just became Colombia's top export? I'll give you a hint: it isn't bananas... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstron...

This guy found this hole on a beach. Thinks it's from S P A C E. It wasn't. Then we find out school libraries are throwing out old books? What did Dickens ever do to them? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐...

Air-force lost a Jet? What's next? Airlines forcing you to sit next to farting dogs? Actually... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous

Isaac gives Max the skinny on the new thing. Max bemoans the loss of Hollywood and vows to fix things. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous

Army chaplains in Texas Schools, a vague John Wick updates, and more "news" from CNN's website Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous

Would you get a scannable tattoo in exchange for a year's worth of public transportation? Okay, hang on, what if we told you it was for the environment ? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr...

Welcome to the new format! Be sure to follow us on Twitter, Youtube and Tiktok to see the special V I D E O versions of the podcast! This week, we cover the return of Bubble Man and marvel at the gun-smuggling properties of fat folds. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made...

It's the night of the big heist! The gang buys some sandwiches and run into friends and enemies alike.

The gang needs to find Ted Dandy and search for clues in the local newspaper...

The gang is tasked with crashing an auction, but things go very wrong when a familiar face shows up with a score to settle...