Talks with Tom T.O.M.

The Spanish Punch 04.01.2023 14:27 ↓

My buddy Joe dropped a kid in the middle of our Spanish class and become a local legend for the day at our high school  

The Blackout Party 04.01.2023 15:32 ↓

My three best friends totally blacked out and did some hilarious sh!t the first time I had a house party in high school 

The Pool K!ds 04.01.2023 11:26 ↓

I got thrown out of a pool party for jumping in the pool 

Be Yourself 04.01.2023 3:07 ↓

Random life thought I wanted to share 

The Yard Bomb 24.12.2022 12:49 ↓

I set off a homemade bomb in a rival high schooler's yard and we narrowly avoided a run in with the county sheriff 

Pumpkin Smashing Cop Chase 26.11.2022 11:03 ↓

We were suspects for the local police after what we thought was an innocent night of pumpkin smashing 

I kicked a girl in the head 08.11.2022 7:33 ↓

In an attempt to steal the dance floor I attempted a bold move that resulted in a crash and fall epically failing into a crowd of females  

The Nicest Hit & Run 08.11.2022 8:31 ↓

After accidentally hitting a car we had to break into the vehicle and believe it or not it was all to leave a proper apology and opportunity to come clean 

Death or the funeral 08.11.2022 9:03 ↓

We almost killed ourselves on the way to support our friend at his loved ones funeral 

The birthday BJ 08.11.2022 14:35 ↓

I got a birthday BJ from my roommate's stalker 

Black Market D!CKS 08.11.2022 11:52 ↓

I used to steal shoes from my first High School Job and got in Breaking Bad level deep

Dirty Mike & the bottle 25.09.2022 8:54 ↓

I shattered our neighbors' window with a 40 bottle 

2 Girls, 2 Fights, 1 night 25.09.2022 10:31 ↓

Halloween weekend 2019... I ended up fighting my best friend and some chicks boyfriend all to avoid awkwardness with a chick I had hooked up with earlier in the week 

Room Sex 25.09.2022 5:50 ↓

A kid paid me 175 bucks to have sex in my room 

Unshaved Pubes 01.09.2022 8:32 ↓

Unshaved pubes cost me my first college hookup 

You made me crazy!! 23.08.2022 9:07 ↓

My buddy Kyle was almost attacked by a homeless guy after he accused us of making him crazy 

TikTok guidelines 23.08.2022 2:08 ↓

I think the rules for taking down posts "community guidelines" on TikTok are total bullshit.  

The birth of Junk 23.08.2022 20:32 ↓

Our buddy blacked out freshman year of college New Year's, got an entire party shutdown, started a fight, and almost got my friend sued by some kid's parents.... which earned him the nickname junk.  

Hungover ride home 23.08.2022 6:28 ↓

I almost killed my sister and myself in car crash when I passed out at the wheel  

The Huge Cock Club 23.08.2022 9:09 ↓

I dm'ed my buddy's sister the huge cock club... as a joke 

I ruined a kid's birthday party 23.08.2022 7:49 ↓

I ruined a little girl's birthday party playing what are the odds 

My Virginity Story 23.08.2022 15:59 ↓

I lost my virginity to a coke dealer's girlfriend and he put out a hit on me 

Trash Can Piss 23.08.2022 7:10 ↓

A girl pissed in my buddy's face 

Just the tip 23.08.2022 11:07 ↓

My buddy had sex with our friend's sister 

The wrong text 29.06.2022 6:08 ↓

My buddy sent a handicap joke to a girl with a special needs sister