Talking Toys With Taylor and Jeff

This week the guys get positively HOSED. HA! But seriously, they’re discussing a pretty cool figure, Snout Spout from Masters of the Universe. Does this guy “nose” how to be awesome, or is he just a big schnoz?? Did we … Continue reading →

The 1970s were a magical time. It wasn’t always GOOD magic, I mean, we can’t ALL be David Copperfield, right? Some of us are just your uncle pulling quarters out of your ears….I lost my train of thought. Oh yeah! … Continue reading →

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? LUKEWARM!!! But THIS Luke is cold, so he’s bundled up to stay warm, and…I forgot my point. Oh yeah! The guys are discussing Kenner’s Luke Skywalker (Hoth Outfit) on today’s show. But they’ll … Continue reading →

I’m sure you guys know by now that there is a wonderful documentary on Netflix called The Toys That Made Us, right? If so, you’ve probably ALSO been wondering what the guys thought about it, right? RIGHT?!?!?! That’s what I … Continue reading →

He’s big, he’s mustached, he’s heavily armed, he’s RIO BLAST! Another of Taylor’s most favoritest figures from Masters of the Universe. Would he be more at-home in the BraveStarr line? Jeff seems to think so. Listen and form your own … Continue reading →

We’re back with another show about Jeff’s 2nd favorite toy line of all time, M.A.S.K.!!! Wave 3 brought us lots of really cool vehicles AND really bizarre transformations! Which one was Jeff’s favorite? You know the drill, listen and find … Continue reading →

Hey kids, rock and roll…ROKKON!!! Yes, Jeff made the same joke on the show. We believe in recycling around here. Anyway, this week’s show revolves around a guy who turns into a rock. No, seriously. But of course Taylor thinks … Continue reading →

Every once in awhile, toy companies try to trick the consumer by repainting a toy to make you THINK it’s a completely NEW toy. Sometimes it ends up making the original toy even better! Taylor and Jeff discuss their favorite … Continue reading →

“What does EVERY kid want in their toy collection? A pasty white guy in a boring gray uniform with a pyramid-looking helmet!” ….. said nobody EVER. But that didn’t stop Kenner from giving us one, and they kinda made it … Continue reading →

Pocket Powerrrrrrr…..no, it’s not Scrappy-Doo…and it’s not Punky Brewster. It’s a strange toy line that is somehow tied to Sega. Jeff still isn’t sure about THAT connection, but what he IS sure of is that Taylor knows a cool toy … Continue reading →

A blue droid? with an Elvis mic? and he’s see-through? And a little creepy? YES! This guy is AWESOME, and the guys might agree, but you’ll have to listen to find out their thoughts on 2-1B, the medical droid from … Continue reading →

It’s the Holiday Seasoooooon!!!! It’s Jeff’s favorite time of year, and Taylor’s 2nd favorite, so the guys are feeling VERY festive. They invite you to sit back and listen as they exchange their Christmas gifts yet again this year, this … Continue reading →

Jeff doesn’t mind telling you that he’s had just about enough of snakes, but Taylor insists they keep going with these icky, evil creatures. And being the dutiful BFF and cohost that he is, Jeff agreed. So today they’re talking … Continue reading →

Star Trek is cool, right? Of course it is. But…well…the first movie maybe wasn’t so much. Not that it was BAD it was just…well, different. But the toys were actually pretty cool. What kid in 1979 wouldn’t want an action … Continue reading →

Jeff loves The Empire Strikes Back. Jeff loves Hoth. Jeff loves 80’s sitcoms. So, when you find out that this week we’re talking about a character from the Hoth segment of Empire who was played by an actor from Cheers, … Continue reading →

It’s time for another entry from the Masters of the Universe, so Taylor is VERY excited. This time, we are talking about Modulok’s kinda-cooler cousin, Multi-Bot!!! How many configurations can YOU come up with? We can’t even count that high!! … Continue reading →

With the Thanksgiving Holiday coming up (and a 2-part episode to start the month) we were having trouble squeezing in a minisode, but we did want to discuss a couple of news items that might interest you.  First, the newest … Continue reading →

We’re baaaaack. And yes, this is wave 3, NOT wave 4, Jeff kinda lost his mind a little bit last week, thanks to our listeners for keeping us honest. Anyway, here’s “the rest of the story” (there’s a reference that … Continue reading →

A Real American Hero is back! Our buddy Dan Zehr from Coffee With Kenobi ( www.coffeewithkenobi.com ) joins us again to discuss one of the greatest waves of a toy line in the history of toys. Wave 3 of G.I. Joe had … Continue reading →

Since Halloween is upon us, we thought it would be fun to remind you of the time Jeff HATED the toyline that Taylor FORCED him to discuss. This was the show that Jeff had been dreading, and it haunts him … Continue reading →

Just what every kid craves, a middle-management lackey!!! Yeah, the Imperial Commander may not be the most exciting character we ever got, but the figure is REALLY cool. Don’t believe me? Just listen to Taylor and Jeff, those guys know … Continue reading →

It’s almost Halloween!!!! To celebrate, the guys decided to go for gore instead of scares this year, so they’re discussing their favorite gross toys. Do NOT eat while you listen, because Taylor has some real doozies this time around. Don’t … Continue reading →

Thisssss isssss the sssssshow that Jeff hasssss been dreading. Ok, enough of that. Against Jeff’s better judgement, the guys are talking about one of Taylor’s favorites, King Hiss! Is he a man? Is he a snake? Yes. Confused? So is … Continue reading →

The guys are trying something new this time. As you all know, Taylor LOVES bootleg toys and toys of questionable quality, so we picked 2 lines that fit the criteria and pitted them against each other: Earth Force and The … Continue reading →

Is it cold in here, or is it just us? It’s probably cold, because this week the guys are discussing Kenner’s Princess Leia Organa (Hoth Outfit), which shall henceforth be referred to as “Hoth Leia” for the sake of brevity. … Continue reading →