Talking to Myself

I waited too long to start recording. I'm very annoyed rn. The flow was so good. But it's cool. So yeah this is the quality not quantity episode lolski. This one I'm actually really confident in idky. So yeah hope you guys enjoy me talking about what I talked about. I can't remember anymore wtf.

I finally found an opportunity to make another episode guuuys. Here's me talking about random shit cuz I'm in quarantine right now. Literally just been here for barely a day and a half. Please enjoy. But if you don't then that's okay. I kinda don't want to upload anymore. It's been a while.

I feel like such a loser having to hide this shit HAHAH. My uncle came home from work and I heard his keys go into the door and I said bye like a bitch HAHAHA. Here's me talking about my friend, more Vegas stuff that I think I already talked about in the last episode, meeting my friend's girlfriend and a bit about my social anxiety. Fuck that shit. Hope you enjoy. My energy felt a little dead.

This is just me alone in the car while my mom was at Ross. Pretty chill dude I liked the feel of just hanging out there. Here's me talking mostly about my Vegas trip, but my mom walked up on me lol. I didn't even notice her. Alright hope you guys enjoy.

I wasn't bored but I felt like I could do something small here idk. Kinda sucked tbh. This is me talking about today briefly. Please enjoy.

This one kinda sucked dude. Im tryna get back to where I was. I remember feeling more casual about doing this, but now it's like kinda forced for me and I'm sorry. Not much has been going on recently. Anyway, here's me talking about how sexism is funny, I found a phone, and I think more friends shit sorry about that.

Holy fuck it's been so long. Sorry my dude. Just a little update, I couldn't get to record any longer, I was shitting. Okay yeah that's it this is what's been going on. Hopefully I can do one again sooner and explain more.

No episode today. No energy in my voice. It will be very very very fuckin bad if I force it. Quality not quantity lolski. Sorry guys. I told myself I would start doing this every Sunday and this is the first Sunday since I told myself that and I'm already not doing it. It sucks. But it's okay I'll make up for it this week I promise. Sorry guys.

My brain was nowhere near foggy because I'm not sleepy ha ha ha. Special announcement: I want to be more consistent with this shit so maybe this will be weekly from now on. So yeah here's me talking about aliens and how the world might end and the deep ocean, my not being able to swim/drowning stories, and being a future minimalist my guy I can't wait. Btw I hope you like the new logo cuz I do and...

Historic moment in The Bumpy Rhode Podcast. I stood this whole episode. So yeah here's me talking about shit from my neighborhood, finally getting back in touch with my friends from the states, and also finally talking about my aspirations of boxing and training UFC.

I've been sleeping late lately and I hate it. And doing this episode has made me sleep late again so that sucks. But this episode was pretty cool you know. Or at least I think it was. I hope you enjoy it my guy. So here's me talking about getting fat cuz I can't say no, cooking pot foods is scawy, random stories I have and VENEERS BEING FUCKIN CHEAP AF IN TURKEY.

I thought hard to remember how I started this episode for a normal title. This episode was the first episode in a while that felt natural and idk it just kept flowing you know. I felt it, but I don't listen to my shit so I'm hoping it sounded and felt natural to you guys too. So here's me talking about a dream I had, good shows and dumb streaming services, and making da money with da side hassow.

I couldn't sleep lolski

These past couple of episodes have sucked ass lately, but this one idk I have more confidence in this one. Ive been having a weird couple of days lately too so it's cool to know I probably don't suck at this. So yeah this is me starting mushy for the real one, then go into my bitchy body shit, and then my tentative plans to get a slither boi. And thank you again, listener. For real. Thank you.

I tried tonight cuz I really felt like doing it but then once it started, it was just bad. No substance. Just bullshit. Sorry guys. I could just not upload it but idk I have this thing where if I recorded it then fuck it upload it you know? So yeah here it is.

I already forgot what I was last talking about. I was second guessing myself a lot in this episode tho I remember that lolski. So yeah here's me second guessing myself about my crippling loneliness that triggers itself at night, my relationship with lying, and things about my family I think. I can't remember. Please enjoy.

I fuckin talk about friends again dude. I'm sorry guys. It's starting to annoy me too. Idk if it's even annoying you guys tho but it's annoying me. Alright here. This is me talking about a topic that fuckin irritates me and finally being able to have the option of taking heroin.

Sorry I haven't uploaded in a month. It's been weird here my dudes. Getting imposter syndrome rn. Idky I think people would find my shit interesting but fuck it you know. Here's what's been happening on this side. Maybe I'm getting imposter syndrome cuz of how I'm wording it. HeRe'S aN uPdAtE oN mE. Shut the fuck up. Here's me talking about family guilt, my being lonely, and why I can't be in a re...

Sorry I haven't been putting up episodes consistently. I'll try to do more. So here's me talking about a loneliness period in my life where I started using dating apps, a review on the movie Meet Joe Black, and me shitting on my cousin HAHAHA. Please enjoy.

Sorry guys. I recorded this episode on May 24 and it didn't upload for some reason and it's just working now so I'm uploading it. I do not remember wth I was talking about so idk if it's boring lolski.

Sorry if this episode was a little boring. I've been cutting off the coffee intake cuz I'm feeling very gross. I forgot to say that when I was recording but yeah it's cool. So here's me talking about the very cool 5 day seminar I took. Then me talking about a pathetic moment I had in a relationship. And you know the usual, some other stuff. Thanks for listening guys. I really doing this. It's real...

A good title. Dude I thought I lost the audio again. APPARENTLY ANCHOR JUST CHANGED THEIR SHIT. So I didn't lose the old audio. I JUST DID IT WRONG. FUCK. Okay it's okay. It's in the past. Here's me talking about a very very cool 5 day seminar I joined (and I'm very excited about it), back to the topic of friends again. I guess this is big for me I keep coming back to it. And jokes. Sorry for the...

I remember the first thing I said but not the last thing I literally just said. So weird. Anyway, this is me talking about learning useless skills that have no benefit in my life whatsoever, the most perfect creatures in the world, and other stuff I cannot remember.

Dude holy shmoly I do not remember what I was talking about. I remember talking about staying up late, but that was the last thing I talked about HAHAH. Yeah so here's me talking about this thing and another thing and staying up late HAHAHAH please enjoy

Dude this one was pretty long I didn't even realize. And I've titling this shiz pretty good recently. Hi 5 me. Anyway, this is me talking about being a fuckin loser and messing up friendships, missing things from the states like seeing the latinos and chicanos, and being a pretentious loser with music. Btw thank you to the person that favorited Bumpy Rhode! I still don't know how you found this bu...