Talking Schmidt

Our friend Mike Knight joined us to tell us about a 2005 Tuberculosis scare that stemmed from the Times Square Olive Garden. He also told us about how he heroically won a bunch of money at a golf tournament that he smartly invested. He also told us about how me got mono in his 30s. Follow Mike: Twitter: @mikesfinallyon Instagram: @mikesfinallyon Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @Ta...

Eric and Greg discuss recent news items involving marijuana, cops on steroids, and some Chiefs fans who did too much cocaine. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then ple...

Our friend Travis Craw stopped by to talk about growing up in Hawaii, being raised by his uncle in New York, and the saxophonist who played at his wedding in Italy. Follow Travis: Instagram: @ravisraw Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a revie...

Lori Palminteri is a hilarious standup comedian. She joins Eric and Greg to discuss the recent earthquake and eclipse. She also tells the fellas about Hawaii, surfing, and feet. She also discusses her job writing for Greg Gutfeld on Fox News, but we only include those details because it might help us with our search engine optimization. Follow Lori: Twitter: @loripalminteri Instagram: @goseelori F...

Musician Luke Wesley joins the podcast to talk about drugs, dating apps and AC/DC. Follow Luke: Twitter: @lukewesleymusic Instagram: @lukewesleymusic Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a ne...

Comedian Max Fine tells Eric and Greg what it's like to perform at the Comedy Cellar. Eric gives Max a cheese grits recipe and then Max quizzes the fellas on Jeffrey Epstein. Follow Max: Twitter: @maxfine_ Instagram: @maxfine_ Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for lis...

Brooklyn bartender/skateboarder Troy Kaiser joins the boys to discuss a recent trip to Bermuda, the Happy Gilmore sequel, and Sydney Sweeney. Troy also reveals he had Amish babysitters growing up and the fellas try to contain their excitement about the candidacy of Joe Biden. Follow Troy: Instagram: @kaiserbunz Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSch...

Hilarious comedian and known cinephile Frank DeRuggiero tells Eric and Greg about his newsworthy crime family. The fellas also discuss Boeing, Mexico and the Oscars. You can see Frank host Live Snakes standup comedy show at the Gutter in Williamsburg on Thursday, March 28th at 9pm. Follow Frank: Twitter: @frankderuggiero Instagram: @frankderuggiero Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram:...

In this soon-to-be classic episode, Eric and Greg discuss a recent Meta outage, a guy who eats too much McDonald's, and some new NFL rules. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative...

Eric and Greg discover some newfound beef they have with NY1 anchor Pat Kiernan. They also condemn pigeon feeders and wonder why we ever went back to the moon. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless...

Comedian Catherine Zini joins Eric and Greg to tell them about a subway masturbator she saw on her way to record. She gives the fellas a present and then they all promote their new show tonight at the Gutter in Williamsburg! Catherine’s other episodes can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5VLgYdjY2pg4PxdwySNWmw?si=CPbsh6_6RmaG0bGaiKn4YQ https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Uxey9EXo1VGz2...

Comedian Kevin McCaffrey drops by to tell Eric and Greg about opening for Dave Letterman at the Late Show and a tense mic handoff they had. He also recalls seeing Dustin Diamond in the halls of World’s Dumbest and a wild Halloween he had in college. Here are other episodes featuring Kevin: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5bUObLVYOySNmKpWlO9B4e?si=EiaE94WFTTKmetTNYKdlBA https://open.spotify.com/ep...

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Eric tells Greg an odd story about cousins from the weekend. The fellas talk about crab cakes. Greg gives a #pelvis update and they promote their new show. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’...

Eric and Greg discuss Greg's pelvis, cruises, and respond to listener mail. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then please don’t. We’re very fragile. Email us questi...

Greg gives a medical update. Eric gets revenge at the laundromat. Rob DeSantos ain't doin' too good. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then please don’t. We’re...

Eric and Greg talk about class action lawsuits, sandwiches, and MacDonald's (might be spelled "McDonald's," not sure). Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review...

Eric and Greg discuss Josh Allen, broth, and the subway. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then please don’t. We’re very fragile. Email us questions and/or comments at...

Eric and Greg ring in the new year live from Times Square. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then please don’t. We’re very fragile. Email us questions and/or comments a...

We had Max Fine record a bonus episode after his last appearance and we put it on our Patreon. Now we are giving it to everyone as a holiday gift! Enjoy! Follow Max: Twitter: @maxfine_ Instagram: @maxfine_ Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @greghello Thank you for listening! Please give us a...

The boys (Eric and Greg) discuss Eric's new standup comedy show, some movies he's in, and then Greg tells the final installment of his apartment situation. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, un...

This is the episode we've been talking about for a long time. If you pay rent and would like to stop, this episode will tell you how to do that. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a neg...

Eric and Greg talk about their Spotify Wrapped stats, some strange subway happenings, and foreign currency. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for listening! Please give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts, unless it’s a negative review - then please don’t. We’re v...

Eric tells Greg about some hooping he did. Greg talks about working with Lil Jon. The fellas talk about their love of walking around. Eric tells Greg about a recent haircut and how some local unhoused folks are having fun at night. Follow Eric: Twitter: @TalkingSchmidt Instagram: @TalkingSchmidt TikTok: @TikTalkingSchmidt Follow Greg: Twitter: @GregBurmeister Instagram: @GregHello Thank you for li...

Dave Hill is a hilarious comedian, mind-melting musician, and brilliant author. He was kind enough to join us early in the morning on Thanksgiving and in his second visit to our studio, he told us about touring with Tenacious D, his new book “The Awesome Game,” and his old TV Show “The King of Miami.” He also told us about a lot of odd sexual situations involving a man we’ll call “Terry.” Follow D...