Talkin My Sh*t

This week Too Skinny gets his first phone call from a political friend. Also talks about his letter to Santa Claus when he was kid.

This week Too Skinny speaks on UPS driver being shot, Juice Wrld's death, and Brother Nature gettin his sh*t rocked.

This week Too Skinny starts the show by taking a shot of Malört, gives you details on his Black Friday, and speaks on the Bus driver who was arrested for drinking beer while picking students up. 

This week Too Skinny freestyles and runs out of breath, thoughts on the new Tesla truck, and talks about last time he got in a physical fight.

This week Too Skinny brings in one of his homies, Remmy.

This week Too Skinny talks on the return of the Popeyes chicken sandwich, Drake getting boo-ed off stage at Camp Flog Gnaw, and the time he ate dicks on stage. 

This week Too Skinny talks about his encounter with a booth at Colonial Cafe, the UFC and Boxing fights, and his past show at Waubonsee on 11/01/2019.

This spooky week Too Skinny talks about Halloween, pyramid schemes, and his Ted costume from 2015. 

This week Too Skinny talks about El Chapo's son being captured in Culiacán, East Aurora winning 4 games this year, and Gina Rodriguez using the N-word. 

This week Too Skinny talks about his experience at Nikkary's, paisa twitter, 6ix 9ine's record deal and Dallas Cop Amber Guyger. 

This week Too Skinny has his first guest, one of his homies Tony Sanchez.

This week Too Skinny talks about the guy who drove inside Woodfield Mall, las Fiestas Patrias in Aurora, and 6ix9ine snitching.

Too Skinny gets a little serious this week and explains how he got his driving license taken away. 

This week Too Skinny talks about Naperville, IL banning the sale of recreational marijuana, Hurricane Dorian, and gifting his mom fake Gucci purses.

This week Too Skinny gets banned from What's Happening in Aurora on Facebook, tunes into the VMAs, and talks about Travis Scott and the time he lost his chain during his set.

This week Too Skinny talks about the Chick-fil-A vs Popeyes chicken sandwich debate, the Amazonian Fire, and one of his many stories from Bulldogs.

This week Too Skinny talks about his his trainer leaving on vacation, the shenanigans at rancho 57, and his co workers boxing it out. 

This week Too Skinny reveals his weight, talks about the first day of school, and also texts his number neighbor. 

This week Too Skinny talks about his upcoming shows, the prostitute he met through Tinder, and reminisces on the times he got his ass whooped.

This week Too Skinny talks about the government listening through your cell phone, sco pa tu manaa, and getting arrested for his first time in high school.

Too Skinny weighs in on racist guy from Naperville gas station, El Chapo’s life sentence and trading his iPhone with dick pics for a tattoo.

This week Too Skinny discusses his encounter with a gang banger, the Mexico Gold Cup final, missing his pizza delivery and his old manager being a hot/city girl.

This week Too Skinny  gives an update on how his set at the Laugh Factory went after days of anticipation, his thoughts on the gentrified concha-burger and a food invention of his own, and also weighs in on the girl licking ice cream at Walmart and her hefty punishment. 

This week Too Skinny gives you an update on his weight loss journey, Chinese buffets, and getting his ass lit on fourth of July as a kid.

Too Skinny talks about low offers on OfferUp, uber conversations, and getting pulled over on christmas eve right outside the McDonalds on Union in Aurora, IL.