Talk Until The Joy is Gone

Continuing our New Year tradition of talking Star Wars with Ash, we revisit a favourite from the Lost Episodes era of the 'pod with the fantastic Rogue One: A Star Wars Story We spend a little time talking about the weather, flirt shamelessly with Ash, and then spend over two hours waffling about Star Wars!

It's 2026, but we're bringing the same nonsense you love! - A sleepy, grumpy Reggie - A Christmas catch-up - Road to...

When we realised Christmas was (almost) on a Wednesday this year, we couldn't pass-up the opportunity to give a gift! So here you go, brining back an old English tradition with some tales of the macabre to darken your festivities!

It's that magical time of year again where we get some time off, and we send you into the festive break with the most chaotic episode of the year! This year Rooney was running the show, so we have his Christmas quiz, Reggie singing, an open invitation for erotic fanfic, shenanigans, and Warren "volunteering" to run next year's special! Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

This week we visited Reggie's childhood to watch the Christmas-by-association classic, Gremlins! Also: -Can we level-up in 2026? - Reggie went to York - More "Weird Christmas Traditions" - #JarofPuppies

We return to the Disc this week for the start of our festive content, to watch the live-action adaptation of Hogfather! Along the way we question Reggie and the narrative, Rooney finally tells Reggie to stop, hypothetically pit the (questionable) Essex Spartans against the (hypothetical) Boudiccans, and learn about some un-usual Christmas traditions.

The last TUTJIGIA of the year, and we jumped the gun by starting some Christmas content early (because calendars are hard, right Reggie?). There was stressful driving, car drama, Reggie going full old man at a gig then cancelling Christmas, a "nutty" island invasion/murder scheme, and our Top 5 Things We Love About Christmas!

We went off-script this week and just chatted about whatever came into our heads, so there was some of the following: - Bullying our listeners - Metal Catholicism - Donica Lewinski - Some Synchronicities promo (buy their shirts) - Moaning about traffic - Parental revelations (gasp) - The Pope meets Hollywood And just a heads-up; This week is SUPER NSFW pretty much from the start. You have been war...

We stuck our noses back into a book this week and read Reggie's Viking favourite: The Last Kingdom, by Bernard Cornwell We also dilly-dally our way through some othervaried subjects such as: - Video podcasting for exposure - Another Reggie (pseudo)apology - Human anal breathing! - World record w*nker

This week we swing back into whimsy as we get into the magical world of tanukis in Pom Poko! Along the way we explore diverse subjects such as: - Badger, badger, mushroom. - More dog drama! - Silent fireworks - Reggie pronouncing a word correctly! - Live adult research! - We insult (almost) the entire cult individually.

A spooky round-up of irreverant news with Mr Vanilla himself, to finish our Halloween content! - Disposing of bodies - Flag W*nkers - Dog vomit - Pumpkin shortage - "Alternative" Halloween treats make Rooney and Ash angry - Protective garlic - CCTV ghost in Chester - Spooky nudists - Broacarde in the supermarket!

This week we let the Cultists decide what we watched, and they chose the Japanese horror icon, Ring! Also this week: - Reggie makes a pledge - A tattoo shout-out - Brocarde is back! - Dead dad jokes. Editing Rooney: my PC had a meltdown whilst editing and seemingly corrupted the audio files - I recovered them, but there's some weird audio clipping casued by missing data every few seconds. It&#...

More spooky stuff this week, with the found-footage compilation VHS 2. But obviously we can't streamline, so there's also: - Rooney being pleased with himself - Reggie being rubbish at apologies - Old men moaning - Horror stories from around the world

The nights are drawing-in, the weather's getting damper, and everything is suddenly pumpkin spice flavoured. This can mean only one thing: it's time for our spooky month content (using that name for it just to annoy Reggie)! We kick things off with the atmospheric and quirky Sleepy Hollow, because who doesn't love some Johnny Depp? Reggie shooses violence, words are hard, and we look a...

Back together in the flesh, we bring a round-up of nonsense from the internet once again, this time featuring: - Flag fondlers - Digital ID cards - Super-intelligent AI and the end of mankid - The girl with two vaginas selling her used lady products - Uri Geller and alien drones!

This week, Reggie had COVID, so we had to go remote... which meant we were plagued by technical difficulties (thanks Teams), but we eventually produced an episode featuring much talk about the silliest Bond so far, The Spy Who Loved Me. We also had a chat about Walking Sam, the Native American suicide-inducing spirit, and some interesting asides!

We finally get around to reviewing a film that's been on the list since day 1 - 70's cult classic, The Warriors . On our way to the gritty streets of 1970's New York, we find time to talk about: - Posh Attack-a-Snacks and memes - TUTJIG Day - Missiles and UFO's - Rooney un-ironically uttering the words "if you're familiar with Star Trek warp theory" - School uniforms

We watched an under-appreciated Ghibli entry this month with the grounded Ocean Waves. But berfore that, discuss how Reggie is 50% pizza, Invasion Colchester, cosplay cheating, Batman, and The Squonk!

This week we switched our brains off to enjoy the Arnie action movie classic, Commando! We also talk about: - Reggie's resting bitch face - Micro-dosing for childhood trauma - Sexy clowns - More Brocarde click-bait - Lots of Reggie impressions - #SpiritWar

This month we talk paddle-boarding, castles, architecture, and AI crime prediction, before Rooney asks (a very quiet) Reggie and Ash "What happened to the Yuba County Five?"

We get back to Bond this week with the stylish Man With the Golden Gun. We also chat a about the ettiquette and foibles of Reddit (again), and discuss the potential "hostile" alien mothership that's apparently approaching Earth this year!

We wrap-up another trilogy this week, thankfully on a much more positive note, as we get all nostalgic for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Before that though, we go on a verbal ramble about the AITA? sub-Reddit, how hobbies will save your life, and advise everyone to be a real person.

We wrap-up our watching of the Blade trilogy with the underwhelming Blade: Trinity , and inadvertantly workshop a better version of the film! We also spent some (quite a bit of) time talking about: - Memes, generational divides, and text messages - Age verification in the UK (the farce that is the Online Safety Act) - Offer our congratulations and whole episode to the Lionesses! - The Bell Hotel p...

We met up with Mr. Vanilla again this month to give a little round-up of nonsense and opinions: - Sleepy boys - Reggie went to the Oasis reunion gig - Sheepsquatch! Top 5 Pop Culture moments we'd like to revisit.

We bust out our gadget watches again this week for a return to Bond with Live and Let Die. We also meander into some random chat such as: - Old men talking about exercise - Memories of Uni - Rooney likes arguing online. Reggie does not. - Reggie has gym boyfriends.