Talk Until The Joy is Gone

Buying into the monster movie craze, the boys get stuck into Kong: Skull Island . Somehow this lead to a resurgence of the podcast's proposed porno " F*ck Until The Joy Is Gone ", and Reggie charges Rooney with writing it a script for it.  They also have some interesting sponsorship ideas, make a lot of references to Jurassic Park , and issue the #FlightSuitChallenge to social media influence...

February's Book Club episode see's the boys looking to the East for their book this time - one of Rooney's perennial favourites - All You Need Is Ki ll, by Hiroshi Sakurazaka.   However, before they can get onto their discussion of writing styles, coffee, and who did or didn't fornicate with a Grey, they first get waylaid by social media, "bringing back the fun", yet more talk about sex, and...

After last week's episode, and giving Sylvester Stallone's Judge Dredd film quite a bit of stick, the boys decided it was only fair that they pick a film of his they actually liked - and somehow (thanks Netflix UK) they settled on Demolition Man ! Between discussing Wesley Snipes being awesome, Sandra Bullock 's buttocks, and bad Stallone impressions, Reg got excited about American Hand Egg Ball a...

The boys were very excited to delve into one of their favourite films this week - the absolute drokking masterpiece that is Dredd ! And that excitement got the better of them a little, as they discussed their Pornhub habits (!!!), awesome indie horror game Phasmophobia , the engrossing paranormal series Hellier , got confused about the perception of time, and offered yet more sponsorship opportuni...

The boys return with a classic TUTJIG episode: long, rambling, full of confused arguing and controversial nonsense. This week they were supposed to be discussing the 1993 movie Falling Down . What they actually did was discuss workout routines, touching aliens, and radioactive vaginas, got angry and ranted about the 1%, debated online anonymity, got way too involved with talking about notebooks, g...

The first book club of the new year, and the boys pay a slightly-less-than-satisfying visit back to the Firefly 'vers thanks to The Magnificent Nine , by James Lovegrove. In the course of discussing it, they get excited about new projects which they frustratingly refuse to elaborate on, announce the re-branding of one of the hosts, Rooney geeks-out over playing a tabletop RPG, and they end up talk...

In a shocker for the ages, the boys managed an episode less than two hours long! Is it recording fatigue from the last episode that took them nearly five hours? Is it their "earnest" approach to recording this one (which lasted all of about 10 minutes), or is it because Rooney didn't really have much to say for once? Judge for yourself as they dig into Kevin Smith's passion project Clerks , and re...

Brace yourselves folks, because this is a long one. In fact, it's the longest episode the boys have ever done (and likely ever will!), clocking in at a little over four and a half hours! They obviously cover the entirety of The Mandalorians's second season, but they also manage to discuss car troubles, "Rat Gate", and use the word "subtle" way too much! Intro music is taken from Discovery by Scott...

The boys finally give in and just dedicate a whole episode to the Mandalorian, rather than just having them stealing time in other episodes to talk about it! Since this is covering the whole of season one, you should prep for a long one (a little over three hours), as we all know what they're like when they get to talk about Star Wars! Though they do also find time to discuss mousetraps as well.&n...

We made it to the end of 2020, and the boys tried to look back and pick out some high-points... but what they actually ended up doing was ranting and raving for 2 hours, and deciding this time next year, they'll be taking a holiday! Intro music is taken from Discovery by Scott Buckley (CC BY 4.0)  

The conclusion not only of our first ever advent calendar, but also the grand epic of our retelling of the Grinch vs Santa. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!

T'was (almost) the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation! That's right, the boys are bringing you the Christmas classic Die Hard in your stocking this year! As ever, they manage to wander across a broad range of subjects along the way, including some big Mandalorian spo...

The uh, thrilling Third installment: Revenge of the Grinch!

Space Monkey hackers, Grinchy plans, and a missing submissive; this could only be the second part of Grumpiness and Joy: The Grinch versus Santa Saga!

Strap yourselves in folks. Grinchy Steve has lost the plot. Then he re-wrote that plot, recorded it, and.. well... just listen.... welcome to Grumpiness and Joy: The Grinch versus Santa Saga !

With cocaine, Androids, and white Christmasses, we present the last of our Christmas facts for 2020!

Back with a final round of alternative traditions you may (or, more sensibly) may not want to adopt for Christmas this year, Steve offers the alternative in... erm... alternative Christmas. Look, leave us alone. 24 days is a long time, alright!

What better way to celebrate day 16 of this advent calendar, than with Stevy McGrinchPants talking about music that isn't even festive? Huh, no, actually I see your point. But it's recorded now, so tough.

The boys somehow managed to draught in Rooney's long-suffering fiance to help them with this festive episode. Mostly because Steve doesn't like Christmas music, and Aimee full-on squee'd when she heard they were doing a Christmas songs episode. Between the three of them they managed to make the smuttiest episode in TUTJIG history thus far, and touched on subjects as diverse as ouija boards, sexual...

With a bulging sack of alternative traditions ready to spray all in your ears, here comes Steve the Grinch for a third installment of this chilling series.

Day 14, and the content just keeps on coming... yet more Christmas facts presented by that beacon of cheer, Steve the Grinch . 

Rooney provides us with another musical interlude, this time in the form of a karaoke cover of "Jack's Lament" from The Nightmare Before Christmas .

We tried to stop him, honestly. But despite our best efforts Grinchy Steve is back with some more alternative Christmas traditions. 

Today, Space Monkey 1 has a special message for everyone. Well, we say message, it's more sort of him talking and staying vaguely on topic. But the topic is festive. And we asked him to record something for us, so it's kind of our fault.

A haunting glimpse into the mind of Rooney , via the medium of one of his favourite festive films, Jingle All The Way . He calls it " Cookie all the Jingle Turbo Man ", and you listen at your own risk...