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Desperate times call for desperate measures. And if you're missing your cubicle and pointless water cooler chat with Susan, you're not alone. The Blondes are taking you into some of the wildest, most obscure things they've done to make a dollar -- things that honestly seem pretty appealing right now in this economic drought. From stalking celebrities at family-friendly restaurants to crashing fune...

Working out with Mark Wahlberg still won't get you in his pants. Trust us, we've tried. In Hollywood, you never know just which A-lister you'll bump into while you meditate in a Soul Cycle séance that's simultaneously a sound bath. If it sounds insane, that's because it is. From juice cleanses to an athlete awards show, celeb trainers to hot yoga with Josh Duhamel, LA will stop at nothing to glori...

The grass is greener on the other side... except for Coachella cus technically there's just dirt. Because Nochella is officially sold out and popping this year, the Blondes have the real, VIP Coachella of your dreams -- from run-ins with C-listers to the tragic bathroom situation. While influencers 'round the world cry over their flower crowns and deactivated wristbands, we're giving you the...

Heavy are the hands that hold the Burn Book. And in 2020, it's heavy as hell. Cancel culture is as out of control as Elon Musk's child's name, and the blondes simply won't stand for it. From athletes to CEOs, writers to reality TV stars, NO ONE is safe from the next take down in the toxic culture the internet seems to get off to these days. Join us for a refreshing and raw take on the madness, as...

Two white chicks, a black badass, and a whole lot of brutal honesty. In the wake of George Floyd's death and unrest across the country, Taylor and Emily sit down with fellow entertainment reporter Sade Spence for an open dialogue about the current state of race and its impact on pop culture -- and all of us. From singing the n-word to navigating cancel culture, and Hollywood's hypocrisy to wonderi...

If you thought Frat Row was wild, you’re in for a rude awakening. One minute you’re boarding a mysterious shuttle on Santa Monica Blvd, the next you’re in a mansion on top of the Hollywood sign. Because we’re living through the apocalypse, take an escape with this walk down memory lane as Taylor and Emily detail some of their wild Hollywood party stories and the absurd antics of the elite. From jo...

Shit went down this week and all we have to say is: Will Suitman be taking care of Aunt Becky's representation from prison or not? While cross-legged on the floor of the fancy studios that is Taylor's apartment, The Blondes weigh in on the Call Her Daddy fallout drama, Lana Del Rey's spicy Instagram manifesto, and Doja Cat's Jewish mom. No one is safe, but you've been warned. 

As this real-life Handmaid's Tale continues in Southern California and our economy dies faster than our will to live, we propose for Elon Musk to send CA governor Gavin Newsom to Mars. LA Mayor Eric Garcetti can join as well as this pandemic's latest tone-deaf celeb Molly Simms. Blastoff, bitch!

A conversation with Nikki Reed about "Twilight"? Over Edward Cullen's non-dead body. This week, Taylor and Emily are joined by vet reporters Scott Huver and Alex Cramer to get a male POV on things -- and by "things" we mean that celebs aren't having any of your shit. The guys talk about how sexuality may or may not help in interviews, what the Playboy mansion was ACTUALLY like, and when Nikki Reed...

PART 2: One minute you're roasting s'mores with Kylie Jenner at summer camp, the next you're getting stomped on by all 6'2'' of Caitlyn Jenner in an interview. Don't say we didn't warn you. Part 2 of our Kardashian-Jenner family experiences are so intimate, you'll feel like you're Kris's accomplice and Kanye's priest. And while you thought Kendall and Kylie were the golden children of this family,...

PART 1: Gather 'round the campfire, kids, because Taylor and Emily are giving you part one of their personal Kardashian-Jenner stories. Some go so far back that Caitlyn was still Bruce, Kim was a virgin, and Kylie was bunkmates with Emily at summer camp. These tales will stick with you longer than your lip kits. You bring the s'mores, we'll bring the tea. 

Screw the travel bans because the blondes are taking you straight to the 90210, baby. In honor of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills return, Emily and Taylor are here to tell you what your favorite housewives are really like when the cameras aren't rolling as they detail their crazy, behind-the-scenes experiences with the ladies (and house husbands and ex-house husbands) of Beverly Hills. From c...

Emily and Taylor reflect on the future of red carpet reporting because eventually Zoom interviews will get as old as conversations with our house plants. Detailing recent interview experiences with celebs like Whitney Port and Mischa Barton, the blondes wonder if celebrities are taking this time in their mansions to connect with Jesus and their crystals and realize they should be a little damn nic...

Celebrities suck at COVID-19 and clearly their wealth can't buy them self-awareness. Unless the Hollywood elite are going to pay our rent, then shush. In an open letter to Chrissy Teigen and her 12 nannies, to J. Lo and her child servant, and Meghan and Harry in their Malibu compound, Emily and Taylor call the BS on celebrities' "contributions" to the coronavirus pandemic because if they're not ta...

Welcome to the great equalizer that is Coronavirus. Emily and Taylor pull no punches shedding light on how Hollywood isn’t even immune to the pandemic mess. From Taylor’s experience at the Mulan worldwide premiere to Emily’s whirlwind trip home from Europe amid the travel ban, grab your quarantini because your minds are about to be blown all the way to Australia to Tom Hanks’ isolation. We may all...

Hollywood’s elite really soaked up their 15 minutes at the Oscars this year and somehow reached an all-time level of extra -- and we saw it first-hand. From our Oscars night experiences covering the exclusive Vanity Fair and Mercedes Benz parties, we weigh in on the craziness fans did - and didn’t - see. From the behind-the-scenes truth about Joaquin Phoenix's vegan sermon, to the contents of the...

Plain and simple: The term “female empowerment” has got to go. And this is coming from two badass, millennial entrepreneurs. But from our vantage point, a lot of celebrities preaching this concept and talking the talk, don’t walk the walk. Given our personal experiences, we’re calling out the hypocrisy and taking names as we do it. We even play powerful interview audio from celebrities including M...

This episode takes on a more serious topic, the death of Kobe Bryant, and our incredibly atypical experiences on Grammys day, with Taylor covering the awards at the Staples Center, the epicenter of Kobe’s life, while Emily reported live from the crash site minutes after the accident happened. We give listeners an eyewitness experience of the historic event that you won’t hear anywhere else. But, o...

It's the day after the 2020 Critics Choice Awards, and boy oh boy, do we have treats for you. From Emily's plus one getting mistaken for the lead in "1917" to Taylor having to conduct interviews from an actual bush, it won't be a night you'll soon forget. As an introductory episode to the show, we give you an overview of the chaos in red carpet reporting life -- like getting blown off by Robert Do...

Times they are a-Changin’, and celeb access sure isn’t what it used to be. From publicists treating us like we’re on an FBI watch list, to encountering Leonardo DiCaprio and his anxiety, our personal stories take you directly into the industry madness that intensifies by the day. We reveal challenging interactions with Kristen Bell and Scott Eastwood, expose the questionable behavior of the HFPA (...