Talk Stupid 2 Me

The weekend is upon us! So unwire your jaw, exorcise your wood, and get ready to be forced to paint with your tentacles... It's LalapaNEWSa time! LINKS TO STORIES Magnetic Lockjaw Batgirl PBR 1776 pack Good Samaritan gets arrested Painting octopus Exorcising  plane Home Depot exorcism Flintstone house CCTV company watch stores from India Meth head calls cops to see why he hasn’t been arrested...

     Everyone gets annoyed now and then, no matter who they are.  It's nearly impossible to live in the world without something or someone getting in the way of something or someone else.  In this week's episode, it's time to talk stupid about what annoys us. Support the show

     This week Peter surprises Joe with an NFT story, while Justin brings the NEWSa in classic fashion, not forgetting our roots in butts and weiner jokes. LINKS TO NEWS STORIES Hoverboard drone NFT fashion San Francisco thief caught Man pulls gun out over cream cheese Ukrainian couple break their chain Spiral in the sky SQUIDS IN SPACE! Bezos stay in space Dirty laundry in space Vanilla from plas...

Almost everyone has heard of the Salem witch trials.  Not everyone knows about a gaggle of meowing nuns or killer contagious dancing fits, though... so we're here for ya! Support the show

Another week with some NFT insanity that breaks a world record (Joe's head explodes) as well as some more rock memorabilia for sale.  Oh, and Peter claims to have heard of a way to turn poop into crypto.  LINKS TO NEWS STORIES Cow poop to Crypto Doge Coin NFT  Kurt Cobain self portrait David Bowie painting Egyptian Giants Hitman payment plan Woman burns husband for “poisoning” chicken wings B...

There are a lot of crazy and weird people in this world.  There seems to be an equal amount of crazy and weird jobs for said people.  In this installment of TS2M, the guys explore some odd occupations. Support the show

This week drones made the newsa twice, giving the guys some serious stupid fuel.  Be sure not to miss out on the hilarity! LINKS TO NEWS STORIES Superman gets hit by bus Girl pushes bear to save dogs “bobcat” shuts down school Polish man steals losing lottery tickets Artist sells invisible sculpture Apple pays millions for stolen porn 12 Inch Drone Landmine Rat Kayak To Hawaii Megalodon: Ocean Maf...

From TV shows, movies, and even stupid podcasts like this one, true crime is everywhere.  While a serial killer episode IS in the works by request, this episode is a lighter look at some funny crimes... well except for maybe Peter's story. Support the show

NFTs and World Records had a bye week, whereas Florida Man came on strong, taking on a whole new meaning of Florida Man. LINKS TO NEWSa : Airport Karen Pilot joins mile high club alone Too many Orlando airports Airships Ahoy! Florida man attacks daughter with pizza King Florida 50 Kilos of cocaine wash up on Texas shore Storm drain lady shows up in Texas House turned into McDonalds shrine Man turn...

This episode is all about the greatest show on earth, the PT Barnum circus.  Come one, come all, and see what all the humbug is about! Support the show

 We've got NFTs, MMA, stolen cars, random violence... what more does a good news program really need?  Also, this week Joe takes a poll on Arby's foods. LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES Derrick Lewis beats thief Man asleep in back of stolen truck Fire baseball Ice crashes through Florida roof Pacman crop circle Alien Autopsy NFT Tesla Roadsters will have a flight option World Record Jet Suit...

     Everyone knows that one year from today is the 125th anniversary of the classic novel, Bram Stoker's Dracula.  Now everyone knows that the word for that is quasquicentennial.   This episode is also about vampires and other lore associated with blood-sucking fiends. Support the show

    We've got butt stories, we've got pee stories, we've got the stupidest news around!  This week's news had a meatdown, as well as some booty violence... how can ya beat that? LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES Wild boars steal groceries Loose tiger in Houston Cobain hair goes for $14,000 Family  hair loom donated to charity Woman kills her husband with her ass Man dumps pee bucket...

Do you like video games? The guys at TS2M love them, and this episode is largely about said love for video games. Support the show

Florida never disappoints the TS2M crew when it comes to stupid news, and this week was no  exception.   The Domino's Pizza Noid is back, perhaps it can avoid being canceled this time. LINKS Florida man steals two cop cars Instagram girl infiltrates highschool Eating rotten meat to get high  Long orders at Starbucks   Woman selling cocaine Bodies used to build coral reefs DWI Dude Lightning s...

This episode reveals that the TS2M crew are not really interested in sports.   Ok, well some of them are alright (curling), but there are some absolutely ridiculous ones that we can't believe exist, like combat juggling. Support the show

There was a stink that made the NEWSa about a neighbor building a crappy fence, as well as a border dispute between two neighboring European countries.  Space aged wine is now a thing, oh and Joe compares the world changing around him to dubstep. LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES Man busted smuggling 35 finches Vietnam money returned Baby born on airplane Joe Jonas helping hand Poop scooping contest Sp...

This week  the guys bring some funny stories about people they've seen and met throughout the years.  Serving the public for most of their lives, Joe and Justin have seen quite a few stupid people, Peter may have been one of them. Support the show

     This week's NEWSa had Joe baffled with more NFT madness, leaving him more confused than ever.  There were a couple world records to speak of, a couple of grown women acting a fool, and some organized silliness from Joshs around the world! LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES Late VHS leads to felony   Uber drives into canal Hand grenade in the field CNC Penis Factory Payed for 15 years without g...

Were you afraid of getting a haircut as a kid?  The first time for anything can be scary, or at least intimidating.  This week's discussion revolves around how different things are nowadays compared to when the TS2M guys were kids. Support the show

 This week's NEWSa was fairly short and to the point.  Story, laugh, repeat...  and if you listen to the end you might get to hear an offensive attempt at an Australian accent!    LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES Weed license plate Bear Sun  Dubai infinity pool   Croissant beast Roomba intruder Robot server Plane lands at beach Daytona Beach drawbridge jump   Finger severed while slashing tires M...

     So you've heard all about Joe, Peter and Justin... but what do you know about Dan?  In this episode we have a sit down with our friend Dan Wyatt, our first official guest.  He tells us about growing up in the world of RC racing and monster trucks, and how it ultimately landed him a career in robotics.   Support the show

     Not one mention of any stupid world records this week (to Joe's surprise and delight).  We didn't skip out on the grossness at all, as it was hard to ignore.  Not much violence in the NEWSa, perhaps by next Friday the monkeys will be raging against the machine - yet for now they are just playing around.  We did, however, find some Twitter beef (oh look, a pun) as well as some new pi...

     In this episode, the guys are back as Tech Stupid 2 Me returns with a look at gadgets.  From Cold War spy tech, like glove guns and dragonfly drones, to more modern inventions such as Puppy Tweets, there's a gizmo for almost everything.   A lot has changed in the world of technology in the last half century, and while there are far too many advances to speak of, it's also fair to po...

     Wednesday's beer buzz has long worn off, but the weekend is here, and the guys at TS2M are bringing the NEWSa like it's never been brought before!  This week had some prominent events, including ancient Kings and Queens, as well as some less royal happenings, like a paper bag cowboy and his steed.  The Guinness Book of World Records continues to taunt Joe, yet that doesn't stop...