Talk Stupid 2 Me

In this episode of TS2M the guys talk about the history, mystery, and fistery of ninjas.  Ok, they used swords and that's not a word, so sue us! Support the show

NEWSa LINKS Students served floor sealant Human flavored burger wins award Taco bell and cheeze-it team up World record for sorting alphabet soup the fastest World’s largest bacterium World’s ugliest dog 2022 Tik Tok Sanibel Rapper leads police on jet ski chase Woman brings child and drugs to prison Woman flashes prison Woman says snakes ate her pants Couple fined for taking racoon in pet store Ma...

There is no question that Jim Henson changed the lives of millions of people with his talents.  Whether you know him from the Muppets, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, or even Labyrinth, it's hard to avoid the influence of this amazing man. Support the show

NEWSa - Longest goat ears World Record most pushups in an hour Ohio State trademarks “The” Rapper busted Sex doll influencers Woman eaten by 20 cats RIP I.E. Funny headstone Crab booze Man gives ex $9,000 bill Zero star hotel NASA wants lunar power Shrinky Dinks Police chase on golf course   Police catch kidnappers Woman has baby with Ed Sheeran lookalike Woman has a baby with a ragdoll Mastercard...

This episode of TS2M has actual stupidity bringing you a conversation about fake smartness.  Artificial intelligence is everywhere nowadays, and now it's on our podcast... enjoy! Support the show

This week in the NEWSa, the guys find a new meaning of adult catfish, and consider taking a Scooby nap in the Mystery Machine, among other stupid things.  News Links 6-17-22 People who changed their name for free sushi cant change back KushTown USA THC Bus Driver Scooby Nap Drugs delivered to grocery store Man wins foot race against runners and horses Woman ultimately dies from rescuing dog, famil...

The music industry is no stranger to conspiracy theories, and this episode of TS2M highlights a few good ones, as well as a few stupid ones.  Is Paul McCartney dead? What about Avril Lavigne??  Are subliminal messages real (5 star rating), and do they have an effect on everyone (Apple and Spotify)?  Support the show

This week the guys learn that seemingly frivolous lawsuits can really pay off, and they learn a new medical term... Proof of NEWSa : Gas station owner stops selling gas Cyclist runs over wife at end of race Deputies borrow boat to arrest man who stole jet ski Woman catches STD in car, sues car insurance company Bees are now fish in California   Man goes to electricity office to charge phones NASA...

The NEWSa this week had quite a few world records, some hillbilly rage, and a cease and desist campaign from beyond the grave. Oldest skydiver Most bungee jumps Most Guinea Pig slam dunks World Record tightrope in high heels Oldest dog Smallest robot Ancient crystal Woman crashes semi truck into trailer   Mona Lisa attacked with cake   Ancient graffiti found 78 year old man gets diploma Sweaty Sel...

In this episode of TS2M, the guys talk about breakfast, both in the United States and around the world.  Being that the crew is from Michigan, you can expect a hefty portion of cereal talk, and inevitably some dookie speak.  Support the show

Drunk Amish and smutty world records... oh my. Author found guilty of murder Man catches ball in his beer   Josh fight Man wins lawsuit over surprise party Sheep sentenced to 3 years in prison Racoon stuck in a roof Zookeeper has finger bitten by lion Amish man gets DUI Odd Montana horse law   Doctors prescribe vibrators   Blood and honey Ritz and Oreo sandwiches   Man tries to move house, abandon...

Life seems to thrive on this planet in the least suspecting of places, including caves, volcanoes, and acidic pools.  This episode of TS2M is about crazy things and places in nature, as well as some of the creatures that somehow live there. Support the show

Stupid Guinness Book of World Records.  That's a sentence right? Welcome to the stupidest (and therefore best) news podcast on the air, LalapaNEWSa.  Hey, it's all fun and games until you gamble away pandemic relief funds... wait, what? PROOF OF STUPID Can Head World Record Man catches racoon Man eats over 34k Big Macs Johnny Cash water tower peeing Whale flops on boat Skeletons in barre...

Justin and Peter left Joe behind to take a trip to Novi, Michigan to visit the 2022 Motor City Comic Con.  This episode is all about said trip, as well comic conventions in general.  Support the show

This week on LalapaNEWSa the guys talk about a pig heart transplantee, the TikTok Time Traveller, and they consider taking to Tinder to find some more listeners... well it worked for a kickball team! LINKS Pig disease killed transplant recipient Couple finds house full of birds Couple wakes up with strange dog in their bed Douchebag shoots mom on mothers day 2022 Video Game Hall of Fame inductees...

Apparently 3 of the most popular types of podcasts are comedy, news, and true crime.  This episode of TS2M HAS ALL 3, therefore giving it 3X the podcasting power as the leading podcast!   Support the show

How many podcasts do you know that do a follow-up on a 3rd arm growing on an arm?  We're not even sure what that means.  Have a great Friday! NEWSa Links Tropicana Crunch KFC Buckquet Someone got a ticket for eating McDonalds at Starbucks Man proposes at McDonalds, she says no Cracker Jack License Plate Drunk woman dances a DUI stop Lots of Twins Rihanna washes fruit in the ocean Man growing...

Of the approximately 37 % of adults in the United States that consume fast food on any given day, not enough of them listen to this podcast.  There are currently no studies showing a relationship between our podcast and fast food, but there should be.  This episode of TS2M explores the world of fast food in the United States, and around the world.  Support the show

This week on LalapaNEWSa, the guys got to see a guy fly a car to a gas station, a real life Doogie Howser, and a duck detective.  You can't make this up, but you can make it funny. LINKS TO NEWS Horse and rider test positive for meth New York fines dog owners $250 for leaving dog poop Lady falls in poop tank trying to get phone Man on mushrooms jumps car and almost hits gas pump YouTuber foun...

We all have an idea of what living in a castle would be like... lords and ladies, knights, jesters, and such.  Even living outside of a castle in those times would be an interesting to experience for a day.  This episode of TS2M is an entertaining and somewhat informative conversation about medieval life, both inside and outside of the castle. Support the show

Welcome (back) to the latest and greatest news program on the air, LalapaNEWSa.  This week's episode will give you another reason to be scared of the dentist, as well as solidify your reasoning for being scared of Mike Tyson.  PROOF OF STUPID   Mike Tyson beats a man on a plane Baseball Goldberg   Man sues over unwanted surprise party Woman faints and falls under train UK company offers nudis...

In this episode of TS2M the guys talk about curses... no not the 4 letter ones, (although there are a few of those also) the kind that can leave people dead or wishing they were.  Furthermore, Joe cannot say Tutankhamun to save his life, while Peter is completely unapologetic about overusing the word malevolent.  Support the show

Hey, look we don't make the news... although, you best believe if any of the three of us made the news it would be hilarious!  World records, WWII potatoes, stolen bridges, internal shake weights... welcome  to LalapaNEWSa. LINKS World’s biggest fried cake World’s largest belt buckle World’s longest underwater swim on 1 breath  Man watches Spider-Man 292 times 500 Ton bridge stolen UK grounds...

This episode of TS2M is all about the world of science fiction.  The guys talk about movies, games, and inventions revolving around sci-fi, and accidentally invent next-gen scam artistry.  Support the show

Robots are taking over slowly but surely, and are now taking lazy jobs as well.  The future is looking easier and easier, well at least stupider and stupider.  Although, personal mobile air conditioners sound pretty cool! NEWSa LINKS : NYC bathroom TikTok , Zoo concerned about gorillas screen time , Darwin’s diary returned , Ketchup vandal called out on social media , UK serving lab grown “exotic”...