Tales from the Warriors Hall

The Trolls are joined by the Fab Heather Armistead, possible one of the most consistent players at Clash, having come 2nd from Bottom for the last Three events ! She tells us all about her Wargaming, her Hobby and her involvement with Mens Rounders, Something the Trolls didn't know about. I must warn our Listener, Bob appears to have ballsed up a setting resulting in some of Heathers answers being...

The Trolls discuss the recent Clash of Kings they helped to run, The Largest singles and Team Kings of War Tournament in the World ! They describe how well the weekend went, how well behaved everybody was, how high the standard of painting was and a load of other stuff you may have missed out on by not being there ! Listen with Envy !   Link to the Lovely Pictures from this year Here Link to the R...

The Trolls have got their grubby claws on the Army Lists for Clash and decide to review a sample of their favourite ( and not so favourite) armylists before the official release, sworn to secrecy the Trolls never the less blurt out their findings for all to hear :)   Info about the Clash of Kings Tournament can be found Here If you want to help and are able to , the link to the Patreon can be foun...

The Trolls combine our August catch up with a look at a cosy little event that is happening in a couple of weeks, be amazed by their incite into the internal workings of that most Prestigious of Kings of War Events.   You have heard other Podcasters tell of their Hopes and Dreams for attending Clash of Kings 2025- now listen to the drivel from two of the Trolls that aim to crush those Dreams under...

The Trolls are joined in the Hall by Ged Courtney , Kingdoms of Men player and the driving force behind the Kings of Liverpool and the Shroud of the Saint(Helens) Tournaments. Ged tells us of his love of Kings of War and all things Brown in the Kingdoms of Men , we Help him by performing the draw for the upcoming Shroud of the Saint (Helens) II tournament and then we discuss the Punters lists, inc...

Another Weekend, another Farm Wars - The Trolls do their bit for the Cumbrian KoW scene by performing the Draw and critiquing the carefully planned and tested Army lists of the Participants. Just a quick diversion from the Realities of Life in the Grim North ;)    The Lists for Farm Wars XI can be found Here If you like the Podcast and want to help us to continue, Please consider becoming a Patreo...

The Trolls chat to the snappiest dressing Wargamer on the Kings of War Scene in the UK, the debonair Si Brand, about the fourth installment of his Pride of the Shires Tournaments, held in Oxfordshire, called the Hodenburg Hoedown.   Link to the Lists is Here Link to the Event Results is Here If you want to join our growing list of Patreons and help keep the Trolls Waffling, the Patreon site is Her...

Listen while the Trolls attempt to do the draw and List review for their upcoming Tournament - The TrollFest - hear them struggle to enunciate properly, choke on words and eventually try to work out who's teeth they are wearing, but they do manage to get the message across. Just a word of Warning - Ribble Warriors are involved so there are BAD PUNS included within this Podcast ! Jag Bloodspike has...

Just a short episode to catch up with events and to shout out for coming events , not a long episode and no guests because apparently One of the Trolls is a Lazy Arse ! find out which one by listening to the episode :)   Forlorn Hope Tournament Details Here Shroud of St Helens Details  Here Trollfest Details Here If you like listening to the Podcast and are able to help please consider becoming a...

Dan Bar Joins the Trolls for a waffle about Local events , their lists and players, We then discuss pressing issues for hobbyists such as Knife safety, First aid and the safe removal of models from bases, throw in some discussion of Car parks and walking and you have the perfect way to chillax and listen to over an hour of Wargaming Waffle.   No Trolls were harmed in the production of this Podcast...

The Trolls perform the draw and review the Army lists of the participants of one of our local scenes most iconic events, the Farm Wars series of mini Tournaments, this is the beating heart of what has become known as the "Cumbrian Meta" for Kings of War,. the defining workshop of meets that allows the top Players from the Region to hone their lists and sharpen their plays. If you like listening to...

The Trolls Welcome Fraser Scott to the studio , when we asked the Tinternet for topics and themes for shows,. Fraser suggested we talk to a newcomer to the UK Kings of War scene,. so not wanting to miss the opportunity for a good waffle the Trolls invited Fraser to the Warriors Hall and subjected him to our in depth and penetrating questions* Listen to the episode in wonder as we delve into the wo...

The Trolls are joined by Honorary Troll Andy to share their wisdom on how to run a Kings of War Tournament from the ground up. they discuss, amongst a plethora of vital information, such things as Venues, Scoring Systems Rulespacks and Spoons, Cows also get a quick mention. Mostly they stay on topic and hopefully any prospective Tournament Organiser will find this Helpful !   The KoWMasters Guide...

The Trolls are joined by Internet Celeb and all round nice Guy, Steve Hildrew, to discuss some of the questions posed by listeners over the past few Days on Social Media. Thanks to all for your Questions and the suggestions for Show Topics, some of which are already being scheduled for recording.   Clash of Kings Tickets can be purchased Here If you want to help keepus Podcasting please Join our P...

The Trolls chat about their Armies and Experiences from the Weekend just past and discuss how things would have gone better if only they knew  1. What they were doing 2. How to play Kings of War Couple of wanderings off topic but Hey, what do you expect ? Find more info about the Undercroft events  Here   Details of the Shroud of St Helens II are Here If you want to help keep the Podcast going and...

The Trolls chat about their recent excursion to an invitational Tournament, Trollette worked on her tan ( We're not Tolkien Trolls ;) ) and BeerTroll gallantly fended off the Wooden Spoon! The Trolls chat army lists and games and occasionally wander off topic ( No Surprises there) If you want to help keep the Warriors Hall open, Please Sign up as a Patreon Here

The Trolls Welcome back Dan as he tells us about his Tournament at Carlisle Cathedral, Battles in the Undercroft, We discuss the Draw , the lists, Cats and the special "Braggart" competition that runs alongside the normalgames and makes this event stand out as differant.   Find out the details for the Tournament Here A Big shout out to our Patreons, Dan, Ged and Jon, without who we would not be ab...

Join the Trolls ( although Trollettes presence is intermittant due to Technical issues #) as we take our guest Andy through an innuendo laden verbal rollercoaster ride through the Draw and Lists for his upcoming TT6 Tournament - No rest for the Wicked, we discuss* the Tournament, the Lists and the trials of running events in the Third World or Sheffield as it is better known. Ged - You can stop Co...

The Trolls celebrate a Year of Podcasting by sharing their joy and amazement that the Podcast has lasted so long, they "discuss" what they have achieved and what the future holds for them as Trolls, Podcasters and KoW Players.   Hear exclusive footage of the BeerTroll being chided for sloppy play   Link to the KoW etiquette guide discussed by the Trolls - KoWmasters Etiquette Guide Rememer if you...

The Trolls are joined by the TO of the successful War Up North series of KoWTournaments, Rob Sims, he tells the Trolls the reasons he started the events and the philosophy behind them, we then help him to draw the running order for the Non-grudge matches. Following that we look at the 4 Grudge matches and their Army Lists , be prepared for much wailing and gnashing of teeth !

Join the Trolls as they discuss their lists for an upcoming Tournament,  Trollette is undecided as to what to take and you can listen to Troll Logic as they try to decide what Army she should use. There is also the usual wandering off Topic and some nuggets in the general flow of Waffle.   Join in with our facebook Group - The Warriors Hall Details of the Tournament - The War UpNorth #4 If you wan...

The Trolls chat with the New UK Master, he charts his rise to Glory from a childhood in the wilds of Poland to the Pinnacle of becoming the UK Master of Kings of War, He shares his enthusiasm for Kings of War and how his meteoric rise to becoming the Premier UK KoW Player occured. Too much Hype ? probably :) but listen to the Podcast and let your heart decide.*   *Twilight KinPlayers may want a ha...

The Trolls chat to a long time friend of theirs, Steve Evans, known for hisYoutube Channel the LazyPirate Painting and his prolific Facebook presence as the same, The Trolls get to discuss Wargaming Past and Present, take some strolls down memory lane and also look to the future*. Despite Steves recent rise to fame on Countercharge the Podcast , the Trolls cannot resist asking him about his 29 Arm...

A very short Troll update before February Slips away, the Trolls discuss recent Tournaments and upcoming events as well as throwing a little shade, will be back with another episode soon.

The Trolls are lucky to be Joined in this Episode by Tom Freeman, a Wildling from beyond the Wall who loves his Narrative Kings of War, We gain an insight into what drives him to make his games so flavourful and where he gets the inspiration for his amazing stories from. He lets us join him as he describes how he has brought his Roleplaying background into his Games of KoW and created a successful...