Tales from the Ship

This week, Captain Dan and First Mate Steph are diving headfirst into the world of cruise safety—from the basics of muster drills to the surprising stats behind lifeboat capacity and emergency protocols. Whether you're a seasoned cruiser or planning your first voyage, this episode is your go-to guide for staying safe while sailing in style.

This week on Weekly Helm Report , we dive into a whirlwind of cruise industry updates—from MSC’s surprising exit from NYC to Carnival’s headline-making terminal brawl and FBI investigation. Royal Caribbean faces waterslide woes and CocoCay chaos, while Norwegian quietly adjusts itineraries and perks. Virgin throws a Scarlet Night bash with new wearable tech, and Disney floats out its newest ship,...

Breyana and Kyah, two spirited sisters from Philadelphia, joined us for a laugh-filled conversation about sisterhood, survival, and cruise chaos. From nearly drowning in the pool to finding your angel on a cruise ship, their story was equal parts hilarious and heartwarming. They brought big energy, candid reflections, and a dose of East Coast charm to the ship, proving that even near-disasters can...

In this episode, we cover two standout stories from the cruise world. A sudden natural event disrupted itineraries in the Pacific, forcing early ship departures and leaving some guests temporarily behind. Meanwhile, a major cruise line has launched a new upscale destination designed exclusively for adult travelers—complete with private beaches, infinity pools, and premium amenities

This week, Tales from the Ship welcomes special guest and motivational speaker Fly Guy Ty to compare cruising through teenage eyes versus adult adventures. From curfews and cruise cards to cocktails and quiet zones, it’s a full-circle look at how the high seas feel at every stage of life. Expect laughs, insights, and tales that span the buffet line to beach excursions. Whether you’re reliving your...

This week brought a splash of celebration and chaos—new island destinations opened their docks to fanfare, while law enforcement made waves with high-profile drug arrests and a disturbing stabbing incident. NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal made a surprise appearance, adding some heavyweight charm to the headlines. Meanwhile, dry dock developments hint at future vessel upgrades and shifting schedules ah...

Ahoy, cruisers! In this episode, First Mate Steph shares her top cruising tips to help you sail smart from the start. From packing essentials in your carry-on and reviewing documents early to checking prohibited items, using a travel agent, and staying on ship time, Steph’s practical advice will keep your voyage smooth and stress-free. While Captain Dan shares some enlightening tips of his own. Wh...

Ahoy, shipmates! On this week’s Weekly Helm Report (July 13–20), First Mate Steph sails through cruise headlines: Carnival Vista docks at the newly opened Celebration Key, Norwegian Star recovers from a propulsion hiccup, Virgin Voyages plans a True Crime Podcast cruise, Margaritaville at Sea announces its flagship Beachcomber for 2026, and Disney unveils “Heroes vs. Villains” lounges aboard Desti...

This week on Tales from the Ship , we sail into uncharted waters with Captain Dan, First Mate Steph, and the ever-unpredictable Chad. From praising Disney Cruise Line’s top-tier security to pitching his wild idea for an "Ethical Hacking at Sea" voyage, Chad brings the chaos and charisma you'll come to love. For more information about ethical hacking: https://twitch.tv/chadb_n00b https://discord.co...

This week, First Mate Steph shares cruise industry updates—from fleet additions and quirky bans to fresh ports and promo perks. Plus, a game-changing tip for hassle-free disembarkation. Whether you’re boarding soon or dreaming of sea days, this episode delivers helpful cruise news and tropical charm.

In this weeks episode of Tales from the Ship , Captain Dan and First Mate Steph are joined by Ben to unpack the best tips and tricks to meeting people on overseas cruises. Whether it’s bonding over buffet mishaps or forming instant port-day squads, Ben shares real stories from the open seas—and explains the delightfully accurate "one braincell theory" that helps guide group decisions.

This week, First Mate Steph rounds up the latest cruise headlines—from Norwegian’s hybrid thrill ride and Virgin’s new onboard flavors to a dramatic rescue on Disney Dream and Carnival’s new guest policies. Plus, updates from Royal Caribbean and a handy ship tip to keep your next sailing smooth.

Set sail with Tales from the Ship as Captain Dan and First Mate Stephanie are joined by seasoned cruise enthusiasts Wayne and Trisha for a wave-by-wave breakdown of how to cruise like a pro. From smart packing strategies to uncovering hidden gem excursions, this episode is a goldmine of practical tips, insider hacks, and hilarious high-seas tales.

This week on The Weekly Helm Report, First Mate Stephanie brings the tide of cruise news straight to your earbuds. From more loyalty program shakeups to new ship announcements, cruise terminal expansions, and even a Netflix flashback to the infamous "poop cruise"- it's all here. Whether you're planning your next itinerary or just love daydreaming about decks and destinations, this episode is your...

Welcome aboard the very first episode of Tales from the Ship ! Your hosts, Captain Dan and First Mate Stephanie, introduce themselves, share the origin story behind the podcast, and give you a taste of what’s to come each week—plus a few sea-worthy tales of their own. This episode is all about kicking things off with personality, laughter, and a little maritime mischief. If you’ve ever been curiou...

Welcome aboard the latest Weekly Helm Report, where this week’s cruise news is anything but smooth sailing. Carnival stirs the waters with a new loyalty overhaul, while several ships— Epic , Edge , Seascape , and Westerdam —break free from their moorings thanks to wild weather. Virgin Voyages leans into AI-driven mermaids (yes, really), Disney trims deposits, and Margaritaville at Sea raises a toa...