systemmastery – System Mastery

System Mastery 289 – The Quiet Year Hey folks, welcome to Sweater Weather. We’re going to keep things light and distracting here for the next few months, sweater weather or […]

Expounded Universe 291 – It’s a Sebbadonomenon Definitely on the homestretch here, as some secrets are revealed and we start to see our Padawan/Sith Apprentice consider the merits of their […]

System Mastery 288 – Rats! So these aren’t really furries, but hey, I think this was just called Hairy Ween, right? Like that sounds more like a dick joke anyway. […]

Expounded Universe 290 – Sith Lightning Crashes Oh ho, so we’ve swapped masters and apprentices for a couple of little Jedi field trips, and the action is literally heating up […]

Movie Mastery – Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell (2014) This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then “writing” a “script” to […]

System Mastery 287 – Orkworld (Crunch) Blessed Ween everyone! This year we’re focusing on animal inside of us all with a Furry Ween! Or a Hairy Ween! I dunno, whatever, […]

Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is […]

Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose Look, I thought of that title like two months ago and I don’t think we’re ever gonna get it to line up […]

System Mastery 286 – Orkworld (Crunch) Oh, oh no. We thought all the worst stuff was going to be in the fluff and descriptive section. We were wrong. If you’re […]

Expounded Universe 288 – Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get […]

Movie Mastery- The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to […]

System Mastery 285 – Orkworld (Fluff) Well, this might be divisive, if we hadn’t spent years discussing how we feel about ol’ John Wick and his famously terrible advice. But […]

Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998) I know I had seen this movie before but couldn’t remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is […]

Expounded Universe 287 – Hex Based Space Combat And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get better, because this […]

Expounded Universe 286 – What’s the Buzz Satele Me What’s A Happenin’ (Oh no, this one has sat a minute, my bad) Everyone must find their own way to figure […]

Relationship Mastery 9 Jef has some bar stories to tell, and also we answer a bunch of questions. What else do you want to know? We’re about to hit ten […]

System Mastery 284 – Time Master Travel through time at the behest of a futuristic society at the end of time? Sounds familiar! But before you break out the Wyld […]

Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]

System Mastery 283 – Eden Hi everyone! You’ll never guess that now the other one of us has COVID. This stupid planet and country. Anyway, this game is about people […]

Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996) A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where’s My Car but has […]

Expounded Universe 285 -The Mojo Dojo Encaasa Bareesh Finally, a bunch of heroes get sent on a quest. Honestly this book is actually shaping up to match that Lucas quote […]

Relationship Mastery 8 Sound’s a little weird on this one, because we recorded it in a hotel during San Diego Comic Con! Features returning guest Jon (does he even count […]

System Mastery 282 – Spectaculars Part of wallowing in weird old stuff unfortunately is that it’s hard to keep abreast of what’s going on in the last decade or so […]

Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids What the hell did we just watch? This is “What If Neil Breen made kid’s movies” and that’s not a thing I […]

Expounded Universe 284 – Shigar, We’re Going Down Swinging The grand battle plays on, though I think we’re both getting fairly sick of Dao Stryver just being immune to absolutely […]