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Dale & Scott apologize for being too loud this week, but "Absolutely Fabulous" is coming back; Disney keeps sanitizing the classics; an all-star cast (and a cannibal) return for "Death on the Nile;" the buoy arsonists are caught; Oreos and Campbell's will try anything; Goldfish grow; Ye Old Kayne is a bit jealous of big dicked Pete; Betty White lives on; Steve Harvey has had enough; Milton takes h...

Lots of BIG news this week about Dale & Scott, as well as discussions about taco subscriptions; the Washington Football Team's new name announcement; the naked Nirvana baby loses his suit; AirBnB tries to be less racist; Jason Derulo is not Usher; The CW is for sale; alcoholic versions of Fresca and Mountain Dew are coming; Winnie the Pooh is now in the public domain; apparently "Scream" is as goo...

Dale and Scott apologize to the mailman, who they love; Door Dash wants their corporate people to understand what the guys in the field do; Domino's Pizza campaigns against 3rd party delivery apps; the world lost the amazing Betty White; Patton Oswalt defends his friend Dave Chappelle; are cruise ships safer than American public schools?; some asshats set fire to Key West's southernmost landmark;...

Wrapping up 2021 with talk of how long you should leave up your Christmas decorations; losing your TSA PreCheck if you're bad; FOX cancels New Year's Eve; Buzz from "Home Alone" gets arrested; "Being the Ricardos" is one of the best movies of the year; Tom Brady gets his own Pantone color; people are faking Covid to get out of stuff; you can check into a $26,000 "White Lotus" suite; and, much more...

Dale & Scott's Christmas-themed episode includes a dive bar gingerbread house you can make at home; the iffy history of the Christmas tree pickle ornament; huge sports news for Las Vegas; a Let's Go Brandon dude wore ladies panties as a mask on a plane; why movie dialogue is so darned hard to understand nowadays; someone's coming after Ellen DeGeneres by way of a loosely-based-on novel; Spider-Man...

Talking about the countdown to Christmas; our vacation to the wonderful Key West; the woman who breastfed a cat on a Delta flight; movie and concert tickets are selling for thousands by scalpers (and how to fix it); our favorite Christmas movies; a "Good Morning America" anchor goes to space with a furry; we've lost two greats from the world of entertainment along with a tragic, senseless Kentucky...

Talking about Jack Dorsey stepping down as Twitter's CEO; MasterCard doesn't have love for porn; our crypto and Lucid Motors investments; we saw "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" in a real theater; Channing Tatum and "Magic Mike" is coming back for one last dance; there are over 140 new Christmas movies this year; we're loving Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart's Christmas commercial; flash mob thievery is a...

What's the best time to eat Thanksgiving dinner?; Target will never be open again on Thanksgiving, they say; Crypto is taking over sports; you need to be vaxxed to go to Times Square on New Year's Eve; we find out what Kevin McCallister from "Home Alone" is doing 30 years later; "Facts of Life" & "Diff'rent Strokes" is going LIVE on ABC; would you scoop cash off the highway?; is Bieber a pawn for...

We're talking about the insanity that is Arby's french fry flavored vodka, Justin Bieber's tasty holes, and Pop-Tarts' caramelized onion butter; YouTube cancels the dislike counts; our friend Ally scores a western movie you can watch; Britney is finally free; are big structures responsible for preventing suicides?; we're all screwed if even the FBI can't keep their servers secure; there's a Santa...

Fresh back from a plane trip to Charlotte, Dale & Scott are talking about "No Time To Die" coming early to VOD today; the 2021 National Toy Hall of Fame inductees; Christmas starts the day after Halloween; QAnon folks gather in Dallas for JFK Jr.'s return; Dolly Parton to appear on "Grace and Frankie;" "Tiger King 2" gets sued; the Travis Scott concert fiasco; everyone hates James Cordon; you can...

Hosts Dale & Scott are wrapping up the Halloween season with a discussion about what's PC to dress up as and what isn't in ultra-woke 2021; local governments are stopping unvaxxed from eating hamburgers; sugary sweet Christmas movies are all the rage; skimpflation is running rampant everywhere; super-rich "Judy Justice" moves to streaming; Blue Origin wants to build an office park in space; borrow...

Our Halloween episode features good news about parents getting more involved in schools to curb violence; Kellogg's gets sued because there isn't enough strawberries in their Pop-Tarts; TV and movie filming is actually booming in Los Angeles despite what we said recently; Gunther from "Friends" passed away; should people have funerals BEFORE they die?; Kieran Culkin from HBO's "Succession" will ho...

We're a day late and a dollar short, but we're still delivering all the fun, including Kayne is now officially Ye; "Halloween Kills" slays at the box office; Prince Charles' car runs on old wine and cheese; "Wonder Woman" is curiously coming back for a third go; Banksy's $24 million shredded artwork; Madonna is a rude bitch; the Queen gives up her daily martini; Nutter Butter cookies are on the en...

What are gender neutral toothbrushes, California?; Kim Kardashian actually kills on "Saturday Night Live;" McDonald's gifts teachers healthy breakfast items; Kellogg's employees' curious strike; fun "Halloween Kills," "Scream," and "Succession" news; should Madonna stop with her art projects?; why are Dunkin' Donuts Halloween costumes a thing?; K-Cups are kinda bad; and, lots of other pop culture...

On the 11th anniversary of our very first episode, we're talking about our trip to the Outer Banks; our visit with the Kopps of Virginia Beach after 28 years; Captain Kirk is finally going to space; someone buys the Folgers' jingle; Eminem opens a spaghetti restaurant; Walmart hits poor people; a Danish artist makes a brilliant move; the "Game of Thrones" prequel gets a first look; actress/reality...

Dale & Scott are breaking down the huge Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas news; the Eiffel Tower's copyright claim; AMC theaters hire Nicole Kidman to win back audiences; Disney is scared they might lose their Avengers characters; SNL returns this weekend with most of the cast in place; we're diggin' Showtime's "American Rust;" a couple gets kicked out FOR wearing a mask; local governments are making rest...

We're welcoming the fall equinox and talking about Emmys' big mess; why the next "The Walking Dead" episode scared us silly; more Facebook/Instagram controversy is brewing; Macy's Thanksgiving parade will be back; KFC sued over scalding gravy; Taco Bell has a taco-a-day scheme; "Cops" revived and "TMZ" acquired by FOX; douches continue to take their COVID frustrations out on innocent folks; and, "...

Dale and Scott are talking about Britney's new freedom ring; a Bob Ross controversy; the California political shit-show; no one will stop placing bets on the next James Bond; Bill Maher, Pat Sajak, and Vanna White will continue; Roomba can now detect poop; a woman calls in a bomb threat in order to catch her plane; you can go to a real Queen's Ball as seen on "Bridgerton;" and, lots more pop cultu...

Get your girlie guns out and listen to some BTS! We're talkin' about China cracking down on effeminate men on television, as well as limiting video game play; the feds are looking into McDonald's ice cream machines; Apple will start featuring drivers licenses on the Wallet app; we bought some adult toys this past weekend; that woman who punched the flight attendant faces serious felonies; a lot of...

The unofficial last day of summer feels like it's upon us as we talk about the newish Oculus VR game system we bought; OnlyFans quickly reverses it's no porn rule; "Your Honor" will return to Showtime; Samsung can remotely disable your TV; electric vehicle charging roads are coming; Brandeis University goes ultra-woke; Kayne wants to change his name to Ye; the Nirvana 'Nevermind' album's cover bab...

The guys are talking about their overnight in Rehoboth Beach to see a LIVE show (thank you, Sherry Vine); we really dug the action-packed "Nobody" movie; Starbuck's Pumpkin Spice Latte is back; the death of OnlyFans; Mayim Bialik steps up for "Jeopardy;" forget booze in coach this year; why European trains are worlds better than in the US; a gutsy horse makes a grand escape; SeaWorld kills another...

Dale and Scott are talking about Netflix's sneaky "Grace and Frankie" surprise; the final season of "The Walking Dead" arrives Sunday; Nestflix (sic) takes a look at movies and shows that should have been; Mayim Bialik beats LaVar Burton for "Jeopardy!" specials; Dolly Parton 'writes' a book; Fox News' Greg Gutfeld opens his own mail; Erykah Badu is a very bad party guest; David Letterman and Larr...

We're talking about celebrities hawking personalized videos; Britney gets denied yet again; Bravocon has been 86'd because of COVID; Bam sues "Jackass" for his own drug use; Rihanna is now a billionaire, second only to Oprah; Gordon Ramsay's massive payday with Fox; Lucy's new podcast; American Airlines' TikTok/Chinese trouble; Americans are the worst cyber criminals; Disney has lost its mind with...

The guys are breaking down Disney's triple mess with "Black Widow," pigmies, and poo throwing gorillas; New Jersey renaming their rest stops after famous local folks like Connie Chung (say what?); Kelly Clarkson's ex's wins a major payday; Dolly Parton reveals that she'll finally appear on "Grace & Frankie;" MTV turns 40; Seth MacFarlane really HATES Fox News; Shake Shack shakes things up; and, mu...

Guest co-host Jacqueline is in the house as we discuss Dale & Scott's trip to NYC and Vegas; Dale gets a new tattoo; Jaleel White's Purple Urkel marijuana line; "Cribs" returns to MTV; why Pam wouldn't marry Joey; Britney seems more unhinged than usual; A Very Backstreet Christmas is coming; Bezos makes his space flight; the winner of "Crime Scene Kitchen" made us a cake; the Rolling Stone s are r...