Swish Edition

Easter in isolation and we have no white eggs to color and no ham to eat! The horrors. Speaking of horrors, Dale gave Scott a haircut! It's not pretty. We're also talking about Quibi shows, gun permit background checks skyrocket, homemade jockstrap masks, Roseanne is still looney, is Janeway coming to CBS All Access?, a new Robin Hood, Dead to Me season 2, Scott's new book, and much more, live fro...

Dale & Scott are playing with their new video server, talking all the free streaming music and video available to everyone, Quibi is coming for short attention spans, Kim Kardashian is helping our broken criminal justice problem, Wynn wins, and so much more!

Oh man. What can we say? Here's what we think you should be watching instead of looking at the news.

We're back, bitches! We're talking about our RV trip, Scott's 50th birthday, and all the shows and movies you should be watching during your social distancing. We miss human contact!!!

Our friend Robbie joins us from Walla Walla, Washington to discuss Instagram and Facebook's ridiculous new policies; Madonna's chronic lateness; Cher is going to live forever; people killing for Popeye's chicken sandwich; James Dean comes back to life; "Knives Out" looks amazing; reboot mania is still alive on TV with "Weeds," "Revenge," "Gossip Girl," and "Good Times;" Vanna White's day to shine;...

With Jacqueline in-stuido with us, we're talking the Washington Nationals!; Halloween; "Zombieland: Double Tap;" Daylight Savings Time bullshit; John Witherspoon; James Holzhauer; "Punky Brewster;" Disney's puppet talk show; "Game of Thrones" prequels; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

We're talking about our recent Mexico cruise; "The Facts of Life" sorta reunion; Coppola and Scorsese hate superhero movies; a woman is banned from Royal Caribbean forever; Lady Gaga falls off her stage; NPH in the "Matrix 4;" "The Walking Dead" is damned good this season; we're getting ready for Halloween; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

It's all about JLo and Shakira at the Super Bowl; The Far Side might be coming back; "Downton Abbey" has its own gin…and you can stay in Highclere Castle; Erika Jayne is going to "Chicago;" Madonna is always late; lots of casinos are changing hands in Vegas; Kelly Clarkson is a cruise ship godmother; Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper are channeling "The Golden Girls;" "Saved By The Bell," "Battlestar Ga...

It's a crazy cocktail party with Dale and Scott's in-studio guest host Kristin Talastas. The vodka-soaked threesome are talking about Scott's book club appearance for his novel "The Maine Nemesis;" the "Jay & Silent Bob's Reboot" is coming!; a super, super dirty new music video has hit the internet; Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will star together on Broadway; Eddie Money and Ric Ocas...

We're taking about Bellagio; Mandalay Bay; United Airlines miles; the "Game of Thrones" concert experience; Matthew McConaughey in Austin; What/If on Netflix; Gillian Anderson on "The Crown"; The "Saved By The Bell" reboot; Hooters is leaving Las Vegas; the Colosseum gets a reboot; Mike Tyson does cannabis; and,   much more, live on tape from Sin City!

Scott's sister Laura is a co-host in the studio this week while we talk about the Blue Man Group; Disney's Haunted Mansion turns 50; Larry King is getting divorced at 85yo; McDonald's is bringing sweet potato fries to the world; streaming services; "The Morning Show;" "Dancing with the Stars" stars??; James Bond 25 gets a title; Tracy Morgan joining "Coming 2 America;" "Matrix 4;" and,   much more...

We're talking about modern air travel (it sucks!); the Janet Jackson concert; Sabrina on Netflix; "Chrisley Knows Prison" might be a new reality show; NBC wants to revive "St. Elmo's Fire;" TVLINE wants to spoil everything; you've got to see Kathy Griffin's new movie; "Friends" is coming to a theater near you; and much more, live on tape from Sin City!

Dale and Scott are joined by movie aficionado Melissia Taziar with "Yesterday," "The Lion King," and "Crawl" reviews—PS, "Crawl" sounds horrific!; we also talk spoilers; second-guessing "Yellowstone;" Apollo 11 projected onto the Washington Monument; "Veronica Mars" came early; summer game shows; will we like "Gossip Girl" w/o the original cast?; CBS and AT&T ain't getting along; Sting is coming t...

Back from our summer vacation, we're talking about Aerosmith; JLo; $6,000 slot machine wins; "Orange is the New Black;" "Veronica Mars;' AT&T's fight with local stations; The Taco Bell Hotel; the new Batman; "Back to the Future" on stage; "White Chicks" might be coming back; A "Flintstones" reboot; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

It's Mother's Day and we're back in the studio with tales from our Pacific cruise; lions and a giraffe living two miles from our house; parents' week in Vegas; Madonna's new music; Archie Bunker and George Jefferson returning to TV; Howard Stern signing off; Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer; "Dead To Me" is the most perfect series; Shannon Dougherty joins "BH90210"; what is the window of time for...

We're smoking meat today in the backyard for our friend Marci; Madonna's "Like a Prayer" turns 30!; Gucci is selling $870 dirty sneakers; do you know how long you can keep an opened bottle of wine? we'll tell you; we discovered the Jean George Steakhouse at ARIA, yum!; Donny & Marie are hanging it up; people want to see Michael Jackson go away forever; Gayle King is the coolest cucumber in journal...

It's Scott's birthday and Dale and Scott are in the studio talking about Janet Jackson's new Las Vegas residency; another Walking Dead spinoff; where I Dream of Jeannie's bottle came from; our new virtual reality video games; Martha Stewart and pot; The Jonas Bros. are back together; Tootsie is coming to Broadway; Rami Malek as a new Bond villain; a Banana Splits horror movie; new America's Got Ta...

Scott wants one of the new DeLoreans; boring Super Bowl; all the new Las Vegas residency news; Ben & Jerry's sans plastic; sea terraces on Virgin Cruises; the Newseum is done; Heinz Tomato Caviar; a new Batman is coming; a Jay & Silent Bob a reboot is filming; "The Dukes of Hazzard" is 40 years old!?; and, lots more pop culture news you can use! Dale & Scott live from Las Vegas. This episode is br...

We're talking about the lunar eclipse; why New Year's Eve shows suck; why your religion shouldn't dictate what's in MY cup at a Cirque show in Las Vegas; Adam Lambert covers Cher; is the "White Boi" song racist?; fish force a commercial airplane to make an emergency landing; Britney cancels her new Vegas residency; "Game of Thrones" finally gets a premiere date; "The Sopranos" creator finally conf...

PC-ism is slowly losing its steam; "Back to the Future" and "Queer as Folk" reboots are VERY bad ideas; Negan sits in with Kelly; more "Sabrina" is ordered; a "90210" reboot with the original cast is being pitched; General Mills kicking around ideas for monster cereal movies; Penny Marshall passes; LAS to become Sen. Harry Reid International Airport?!; "The Christmas Chronicles" with Kurt Russell...

Tumblr cuts off its nose to spite its face by banning porn; a Christmas classic is deemed inappropriate in 2018; all about our Las Vegas staycation including a Fleetwood Mac concert; "The Walking Dead" makes some big mistakes; Piers Morgan makes fun of Dick Van Dyke; Mickey Mouse turns 90; Mika and Joe get secret married; we've got your R-rated Christmas gift ideas; Scott lists his top-10 favorite...

We're talking traditional Thanksgiving menus; you can now die at Disneyland; Dale's big win on the Strip; "Game of Thrones" gets a premiere month; we're loving "Bodyguard" on Netflix; The Spice Girls are going on tour again; Conan O'Brien is going to reinvent late night; Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is coming; "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" secure for a few more years; Rick Grimes and "Breaki...

We're finally back with tales from our San Francisco trip; seven hour baseball games; tattoo parlors at sea; the Titanic will sail again; Megyn Kelly sure knows how to blow a $69 million deal; Big Bird is retiring; more Ab Fab?; James Bond is NOT a girl; Hollywood is clueless if they remake Clueless; why is Coca-Cola taste best at McDonald's?; Britney is coming back, bitches; and, much more! Dale...

On our Eighth Anniversary episode we're talking about the brilliance of the street artist Banksy; fun "Game of Thrones" news; Narnia reborn on Netflix; "Heathers" finally premieres on Paramount; a Halloween without Roseanne; Cosby gets 3-to-10; Celine Dion is leaving Las Vegas; Rosie on "The Talk;" Russians to blame for everything; Michael Kors is buying everything; "The Walking Dead" finally retu...

It's the last day of Summer! POTUS is in Vegas; our Palm Springs trip notes; Maroon 5 to headline the Super Bowl; Downtown Abbey, James Bond & Jurassic World get release dates; Patrick Stewart joins Charlie's Angels reboot; Jim Parson's new sitcom based on the Inn at Little Washington; Kelly Clarkson will start talking; John Legend is an EGOT; the Emmy Awards; Julie Chen out at The Talk; celebrity...