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Everybody say happy birthday, Jennifer!! This week we take a break from Full Clip to celebrate our beloved's birthday and talk the prismatic view of man, the melancholy of Werner Herzog, and staring unblinkingly into The Void in 2005's GRIZZLY MAN!  linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans Theme by Padlock: http://padlock.bandcamp.com/

Josh has become so proficient at "mime stuck in a box" that he's trapped. Instead, Craig and Jennifer are joined by Addy to talk corruption in children's television, the horrors of ice rinks, and Industrial Society and its Future. It's Danny Devito's 2002 black comedy DEATH TO SMOOCHY. linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans Follow Addy on Twitch!

This week on the pod, the girls get lost on Morocco Street and talk beauty in animated choreography, the fine art of people-watching, and every conspiracy theory known to man. It's Shinichirō Watanabe's 2001 joint, COWBOY BEBOP: THE MOVIE. swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we're talking video game-style filmmaking, stylization of action and brutality in movies, and each of our thresholds for the term 'Lynchian' in 2012's UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week, we're joined by big brother Joel Hocking to discuss the modern war picture, the finer points of C-4, and if the great anti-war movie of the modern era yet exists in 1999's THREE KINGS! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans

This week on SWIMFANS: FULL CLIP, we're joined by storyboard artist Leo Garcia to discuss being so bad at tailing the French, the joy of car dismantling, and our desire to move to The Zone in 1971's THE FRENCH CONNECTION! patreon.com/swimfans

This week on SWIMFANS: FULL CLIP, we're joined by Heroes Three cohost Carlos Leon-Roman to talk James Cameron, the art of the sequel, and the glee of practical effects in 1991's TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY!   linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans

Lock and load, doves: this is SWIMFANS: FULL CLIP! In the first installment of Action Movie Summer, we're talking buddy pairs, evil gay guys and powerful divorced energy in 1991's THE LAST BOY SCOUT! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the show, we get married to the groove and talk the ecstacy of dance, comparing and contrasting Noé's filmography, and opine on Hell Here in 2018's CLIMAX! patreon.com/swimfans https://linktr.ee/swimfans Theme by Padlock: http://padlock.bandcamp.com/

This week, we move to the Hamptons to discuss convoluted murder plots, mysteries of estate law, and how much information in a thriller is too much in 1988's MASQUERADE! patreon.com/swimfans https://linktr.ee/swimfans Theme by Padlock: http://padlock.bandcamp.com/

This week on the pod, we welcome video editor and essayist Delaney Jordan to talk who is and who isn't good at yearning, art inside of art, and Orpheus and Eurydice in 2019's PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we talk about extremely poorly thought-out vampire plans, flirting by way of ancient Egyptology, and how every movie could stand to be a bit more like a Ken Russell joint in 1995's EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com theme by padlock: https://padlock.bandcamp.com/

This week on the pod, we talk heterosexual jockstraps, criteria for morality plays, the delightful sleaze of the 70s, and how we're the oldest people currently online in 1977's LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR! NEW THEME SONG BY PADLOCK! GIVE THEM MONEY AT http://padlock.bandcamp.com/  Referenced in the episode: Delaney Jordan/Infinite Snow Productions, '"Man Bad" Horror: A Feminist Autopsy' https://www.yo...

This week on the pod, we celebrate the True Lusters and talk American grime, the Greek tragedy of the evil father, and good ol' sex and violence in 2024's LOVE LIES BLEEDING! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

300 EPISODES OF SWIMFANS, BABY!!! To celebrate, this week we revisit our namesake to discuss ambitious filmmaking, teenage Draculas, swim pageants, and general opining on the genre 300 episodes later. This is 2002's SWIMFAN (revisited)! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

This week on the show, we welcome back Heroes Three doll Matthew Tucciarone to discuss electricity demons, if it's cheating to hook up with a computer program, and who and who isn't a Friend of Craig in 1998's VIRTUAL GIRL! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

This week on the podcast, we talk real vs. simulacrum, the photographer's hunt for ownership, and the Bluth family model home in 1991's THE ADJUSTER! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

The regular Swimfans get into their familiar brain demons with Gregory Dark's 1994 film, Object of Obsession. heroesthree.com

Babe, wake up! It's time for your government-mandated hot anime swordsman hour!!! This week, come choose your favorite hot guy and talk landmark action animation, blood sacrifices and war perverts in 2007's SWORD OF THE STRANGER!   SWIMFANS POD DOT COM PATREON.COM/SWIMFANS

This week, we grab our loungewear wedding gowns to discuss being so sleepy, girls just being pals, and the jellyfish as metaphor in 2016's A BRIDE FOR RIP VAN WINKLE! SWIMFANS ON PATREON   SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week on the pod, we put on our pink nighties and grab our orange cats to talk male insecurities, the horrors of the cops, and which movie has the greatest number of unlawful entries in 1992's UNLAWFUL ENTRY! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we put on our night eyes to talk voyeurs (complimentary and derogatory), cinematic displays of kink, and exactly how many masked men scaling the walls to break into your mansion is too many masked men in 1990's NIGHT EYES! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week, we finish out the 2025 Best Picture nominees. Grab your full-body balaclava and join us discussing the back half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: EMILIA PEREZ, I'M STILL HERE, NICKEL BOYS, THE SUBSTANCE, and WICKED! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

Our Patreon mini on THE SUBSTANCE has been unlocked to give you the fullest possible oscar coverage. Is this the movie that tears the swimfans apart?? (no) More episodes like this one are available on patreon.com/swimfans for $1 a month!

Doves, welcome back to awards season. Grab your wormskin gowns and join us discussing the first half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: ANORA, THE BRUTALIST, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, CONCLAVE, and DUNE: PART TWO! timecodes!: Anora: 00:02:50 The Brutalist: 00:20:47 A Complete Unknown: 00:39:35 Conclave: 00:52:43 Dune 2: 01:03:57   SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM