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This week on the pod, Josh and Alex start the hottest dancing crew on the west coast! Craig? Oh, so - about Craig, you're gonna want to sit down for this - he died off camera with a backpack full of Pokémon cards. It's Omarion and Marques Houston in the 2004 dance film YOU GOT SERVED

Josh and Alex turn 16 and begin their whimsical journey as witches. Craig on the other hand is a filthy, filthy little pig; an awful, depraved little brother with cake frosting engorged in his throat. It's the 1989 female gaze film TEEN WITCH!  swimfanspod.com 

 The Swimfans take a trip to Minnesota to compete - and die - in the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant. That's right, it's the 1999 mockumentary DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

Knock back a tall glass of Moloko and join your Swimfan droogs as we explore a psychedelic dystopian Britain in the 1971 Stanley Kubrick film A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.  swimfanspod.com

Josh has a blue mohawk, Craig has blue boots, and Alex thinks punk rock is just another uniform. The lads along with extra-special guest Tina Bayne discuss Gen-X, cynicism and the punk affectation of 1998's SLC PUNK.  swimfanspod.com 

      Josh is himbofied, Craig left something open and Alex is here to tell you the truth about Mariah's Magical Christmas Special. We're here to set the record straight about David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, on this special holiday episode of Swimfans!

Ralph Macchio was 22 in the karate kid. he was 27 when they shot karate kid 3 but still looks 14. josh or craig, write better copy than this for the social media posts.

The only thing better than babes... is podcasting. The Swimfans dive into the 2008 MMA movie NEVER BACK DOWN and talk daddy issues, elite tennis academies, and which Heroes Three host would win in a fight!

EPISODE 100 BABY!!* This week, we return to form to cover the raunchy teen comedy of our generation, 1999's AMERICAN PIE! We talk the Stiflers, the larger National Lampoon saga, and inevitably make Metal Gear Solid comparisons. * restrictions apply @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com 

If you're avoiding your family this holiday, Swimfans is your family now. In the thrilling conclusion to Duet City Stories, Jennifer breaks her foot, Manx gets a British accent, and everyone develops the full Bulb Mindset. See you on the other side!

On this Swimfans mini, the princesses cover the gay firefighter movie, PROMARE. We talk Studio Trigger and the mastery of their craft, discuss the film's plot and message, and how CATS was the hot-bloodedest movie of 2019.   @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

On this week's DUET CITY STORIES, Manx tries to seduce some guards, Bulb glows bright red and sips some Cris, and Jennifer Paradise almost doesn't tip her delivery guy. Can our heroes accomplish their mission?! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

Folks, it's the long-awaited Mardock Scramble discussion. The prettiest Universal Items talk about the few things they liked, a lot of what they didn't, and how good Oeufcoque is. #OeufcoqueGang  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

It is the year 2XXX in Duet City. Unlikely compatriots Jennifer Paradise, Bulb, and Manx accept a job from a shady character and attempt to infiltrate a hotel while dodging beheadings, Neo-Doritos and ex-wives.  (Part 1 of 3)   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

The Swimfans continue their voyage through the films of John McTiernan. This week they're getting horny underwater in his 1990 film THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

t's Craig's second birthday episode! He chose David Lynch's 2001 masterpiece Mulholland Drive because it dramatically altered the course of his life.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

The dolls seal themselves in a dilapidated house for months! We talk how much niche subject matter is too much, how concrete and present a monster can be and still be scary, and yet again profess our love for Criterion. It's 2016's A DARK SONG!  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Like Jack Ferryman before us, we here at Swimfans are salvagers of souls - and this week, we're salvaging YOURS!! The princesses talk overambition, the virtue of being a modest film, and whether or not it's cheating to hook up with a ghost on 2002 cult classic GHOST SHIP.   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Alex's gear got all slimed, Craig's outside clapping two rocks together, and Josh is dancing around in white leggings. This week on Bloodbath, we get lost in the woods with the 1999 classic THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Did you know that at any given minute there's like a million radio waves going through your head? Whatever, you pick something. The Swimfans have only seven days to live after watching Gore Verbinski's 2002 film THE RING!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

The Swimfans begin their second Bloodbath with Paul Verhoeven's slasher spin on the invisible man: 2000's HOLLOW MAN. They also welcome for the first time beloved friend Addy as a guest.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

 The Swimfans get their animation on with the elegant 2007 Marjane Satrapi autobiographical film PERSEPOLIS.   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Folks, the science is weird. The Swimfans code themselves a girlfriend in the 1985 John Hughes cocaine fever-dream WEIRD SCIENCE.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans take to the road in the 1985 teen folktale THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

The Swimfan home-skillets pull out their hamburger phones and dial into the 2007 Diablo Cody inked film JUNO. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com