Meemz

Swatch of Horrors

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Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. You’ll hear Meemz, a former makeup artist, and her guests call out beauty industry issues and bad client behavior. Learn what it’s like to be on the other side of the chair. Behind all that glam, beauty professionals are humans too. Learn tips that improve client interactions so you can avoid some of these beauty horror stories. These horrors also extend beyond the client interaction such as the beauty professional’s personal struggles, lack of diversity in the industry, and much more. If you work in the industry and have a beauty horror stor...

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Meemz

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Latest episode

Jan 30, 2024

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Episodes

I'm out 30.01.2024

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com

Ep 40: Horrors of Holiday gift-giving (gift ideas) 21.11.2023

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz is a former makeup artist. This episode focuses on gift ideas, especially what NOT to buy this holiday season. Gift responsibly and try to reduce waste by gifting consumable products, or eco friendly products that help reduce waste like reusable cotton pads, the makeup eraser, and nore. Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors...

Ep 39: Worst kinds of co-workers to be around 22.10.2023

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz, a former makeup artist talks about the worst kind of co-worker to be around when working in cosmetics in a retail setting. Getting frustrated by returns, no sales, and rude clients? Meemz goes over a few mindset changes you can apply to help get you out of that toxic funk. No one wants to be around a bad vibe. Don't be that person. Send in...

Ep 38: Your skin is literally crumbling 31.08.2023

Swatch of Horrors turns 3 years old! Thank you all who have come along on this podcasting journey! Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz tells a beauty horror story about the time she did a foundation match on a client. Learn how to be straight-forward and kind to your client about their hygiene or conditions that impact the overall look of their beauty goals. Send in your beau...

EP 37: Why I didn’t get a pedicure 31.05.2023

Trigger warning...This episode talks about gross body fluids. Submit your beauty horror story to Meemz @ Swatchofhorrors on IG, Twitter, or TikTok. Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!   Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get ac...

Ep 36: Prom makeup nightmare!! 27.04.2023

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! In honor of Prom Season, Meemz recounts her prom makeup horror story where she almost didn't get her makeup done all because of a dishonest sales associate. Tune in to find out why. There is also a new segment... Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors This is a public episode. If yo...

Ep 35 - Being more sanitary as a makeup artist 15.04.2023

 Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! This episode is all about the top things you can stop doing as a makeup artist in order to be more sanitary for you and your customers. Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofh...

Ep 34: Hungover client at the makeup counter 20.03.2023

Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz is a former makeup artist, and she is here to share all of her stories, and the stories of her guests who work in the beauty industry. Are you a die-hard Swatch of Horrors listener? Do you want SoH merch? Comment on IG or DM Meemz to let her know! Meemz goes talks about a health update and tells a story...

Ep 33: Checking my anxiety, and your bad breath 06.03.2023

Swatch of Horrors talks mental health along with beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. This episode, Meemz talks through the anxieties of health scares and the toxic ways that social media can fuel these anxieties. If you work in the beauty industry or any industry, you'll want to make sure your breath is tolerable. If you think this doesn't apply to you, you're probably wrong.  Also...

Ep 32: Weird friend stuff and an obsessed client 03.03.2023

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Follow Swatch of Horrors on IG, TikTok, and Twitter.   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com

Ep 31: ”I want to speak to your manager.” 19.02.2023

Welcome to Swatch of Horrors where we talk beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Happy belated Valentine's Day! Meemz discusses practical gift giving for Valentine's Day.  Have you ever stumbled over your words when a customer asked you a question about a product? Meemz tells a beauty horror story about a time where her and her co-worker tricked a mean customer. Oh the joys of workin...

Ep 30: Catty co-workers in the beauty industry 10.02.2023

Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. This episode is all about catty co-workers in the beauty industry. If you work in the beauty industry and have a horror story to tell about co workers being catty, DM them to Meemz @Swatchofhorrors on instagram! Follow @swatchofhorrors on TikTok. Rate, review, share!   This is a public episode. If you would li...

Ep 29: Getting fired over TikTok 25.01.2023

Happy Lunar New Year! Did you know, Vietnamese celebrate the year of the Cat instead of Rabbit? . Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals . Learn how not to get fired from what you post on social media. Remember, you don't have to share everything about your life online. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, v...

Ep 28: Beauty horror news regarding Morphe and MAC Cosmetics 13.01.2023

2023 is off to an interesting start in the beauty industry. This episode, Meemz talks about some "beauty horror stories" from two major beauty brands. You'll want to hear this episode if you use Morphe or MAC Cosmetics.   If you are a former Morphe employee, please comment on Swatchofhorrors instagram to network with others. If you know of any job openings for former Morphe employees, please comme...

Ep: 27 Part 2 - Whats the worst thing a client has done to you? 27.12.2022

Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Join the conversation and submit your beauty horror stories from work via DM on instagram @SwatchofHorrors . This episode is part 2 and is all about the worst thing a client has ever done to you. Meemz reads submissions from listeners. Follow, rate, subscribe! This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...

Ep 26: What’s the worst thing a client has done to you? 04.12.2022

Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Join the conversation and submit your beauty horror stories from work via DM on instagram @SwatchofHorrors . Is the podcast back? Meemz has some major life updates and fills you in on what the hiatus was all about. This episode is all about the worst thing a client has ever done to you. Meemz reads submissions...

Ep 25: My Horrible Business Trip Roomie feat. Austin Mark 30.05.2021

Another episode about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz recalls a horror story where she was sent on a makeup business trip and got paired up with an awful hotel roommate and total stranger. Listen to Meemz and returning guest, Austin Mark , go off on quite a few tangents regarding police interactions, best songs to cry to, and Meghan McCain's hairstylist. Austin shares his...

Ep 24: When to leave your job 05.05.2021

This week is all about the horrors of getting passed up for opportunities in your makeup career. Learn about the red flags that you need to look out for, and learn when it's time to leave your job, brand, or store. Didn't get the job? Learn what you can do to better your chances for the next interview. Follow for more beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Leave a review and a 5-star...

Ep 23: Misdiagnosed Skin Condition 14.04.2021

A beauty horror story about being misdiagnosed with a contagious skin condition. Learn tips on how to advocate for yourself when seeking medical treatment. Hear all the red flags about the offending doctor in this beauty horror story. This is not intended for medical treatment or diagnoses. See your medical professional for help and advice regarding your health. Learn about: Molluscum contagiosum...

Ep 22: He Fried Her Hair 28.03.2021

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals Meemz talks with the hosts from @HomoInTraining podcast! These two unapologetically queer Latinx podcasters share a beauty horror story that involves bleach, 40 volume, and something you use in your house during winter time. Listen to find out more! We touch on the Asian hate crimes that have been in the media lately and discuss performative activ...

Ep 21: Prevent Trial Horrors 15.03.2021

This week's episode is all about how freelance makeup artists can prevent beauty horrors during makeup trials. Freelance makeup artists, this one is for you. Want to know how to conduct successful makeup trials? For makeup artists, makeup trials are a way to secure your makeup booking. Kathy Huynh Cabico is a bridal beauty coach for makeup artists and she is a pro at helping freelance makeup artis...

Swatch of Horrors Trailer 12.03.2021

This is not just another beauty podcast. Listen to beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals.  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com

Ep 20: Update 15.02.2021

Meemz gives an update about the Swatch of Horrors hiatus.  Follow @swatchofhorrors on Instagram and Twitter   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com

Ep 19: "It can't be fixed" 29.01.2021

Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals - a bi-weekly podcast. This week's Swatch of Horrors guest, Akua Robinson , is professional freelance makeup artist from Washington D.C. She is also a beauty educator and a fellow podcaster. Check out her podcast, Friends in Beauty . Akua tells us about a time where a high-profile freelance event took an unexpected turn. She tells us what she lear...

Ep 18: Horrors Through the Phone 14.01.2021

Interview with Ida was recorded in November 2020. Are you ok? 2021 has already been a lot to deal with for us in the US. How bout those whack0s trying to d3str0y our d3m0cracy? (I'm trying to distort the key words so that this episode doesn't show up in the search results relating to that topic. See what I did there?) This week's guest, Ida, gives us 2 beauty horror stories that happened during he...

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