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Week 12 is in the books! The guys are back. Jon got to sit back and enjoy a stress-free weekend of football while his Dolphins rested on their bye week. Schif's Falcons continue the roller coaster of torture that gives him the false hope that he definitely doesn't want in his life right now. But the good news is, the NFL delivered in week 12. There were plenty of close games all around the league....

Week 12 is upon us! The season is getting close to it's end and teams are trying to make their moves for the future. This means teams are trying to get healthier and adjust schemes, or kicking the tires on players to see what to go with for the future. As always, injuries and suspensions and fines are finalized. Schif's got the updates we all need. The playoff picture is starting to take form. The...

Week 11 is in the books! The guys are back to go through all of the week 11 action. Jon is kind of happy about a win for his Dolphins, but still bummed about the current state of his team. Schif is all-around bummed by his underperforming Falcons who are now without their starting quarterback. However, the league did not disappoint this week, with maybe the best slate of games we've had all season...

Week 11 is upon us! We're in the double-digit weeks of the season, meaning it's coming to a close. Some teams are out of the pictures while others are quoting Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber: So you're telling me there's a chance! Other teams are cruising to a top playoff spot and hope to continue trending in that direction. Schif starts off this episode with some sad news and some interesting...

Week 10 is in the books! Now that we're more than halfway through the season, the playoff race is heating up. Teams are falling into position and our guys are here for it! Jon is on cloud nine because his Dolphins dominated the Bills. Where has this been all season? Is there hope for his team, or is this another set up for heartbreak? Schif is in the normal Falcons fan "what-if" purgatory, as he w...

Week 10 is upon us! The guys are back as the league gets more interesting. The trade deadline has passed and this season produced the most trades at the deadline since the 90s. GMs are active! Some teams that were thought to be active (Hi Dolphins!) didn't do as much as expected. While others (Hi Eagles!) continued to try and improve their rosters. Schif breaks down the most impactful moves. Then...

Week 9 is in the books! The guys are still pretty much clueless about this season of the NFL. Incorrect predictions were abound this week. A few games proved the "any given Sunday" mantra is still real. Some teams continue to shock the league (Hi Seahawks and Patriots), while others keep coming up short (Hi Raiders and Bengals) while others are ripping it all apart and starting from scratch (Hi Do...

Week 9 is upon us! The guys are back and ready to predict! First Schif gives some updates on potential last-minute trades, injuries and roster moves. Gambling is still having its effect on the league with one team worried about getting in trouble for incorrectly categorizing a key player's injury status. We can't mess with the money! Then the guys get to Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em, where Jon holds on...

Week 8 is in the books! The guys were adults about their teams facing off this weekend. Jon is (obviously) the happier of the two, since his Dolphins came out victorious. Schif thinks the entire NFC South is weak. That's to be determined. There were plenty of blowouts this week, but that won't stop our hosts from discussing every game. Listen in for the week's MVPs, Trash, Shit Got Learned, Speck...

Week 8 is upon us! That's right, we're almost at the halfway point of the season and our guys are at that part of the calendar that they circled as soon as the schedule came out. The Dolphins are playing the Falcons! Unfortunately the season has panned out the way it has and this looks like it will be a one-sided affair where the Falcons will be rolling into a "trap game" of sorts because the Dolp...

Week 7 is in the books! The guys are licking their wounds this week. Jon's Dolphins look like a bottom three team while Schif's Falcons continue to be inconsistent at the very least. One of them still has hope! Thankfully there was some exciting football to distract from the pain, with a crazy comeback orchestrated by the Nix-led Broncos. The Colts look to be the ultimate surprise franchise as the...

Week 7 is upon us! The guys are back to discuss the week 6 Monday Night games. Schif is pleasantly surprised by his Falcons, who upset the NFL darling Buffalo Bills. The Bears beat the Commanders as well, but what did we learn from that game? Then Schif (who's actually in the studio) updates Jon on all of the news from around the league. Some injuries are being dealt with (as always) and the first...

Week 6 Games are almost all in the books! There are still some Monday results to get worked out, but the SveNFL squad is here with a Monday recap of week 6 so far. The Monday Night Football results will be covered in the week 7 prediction episode, Jon, of course, was again let down by his beloved Dolphins who seem to hate him. The rest of the league action is all that he can cling on to to get thr...

Week 6 is upon us! The guys are back with their predictions for week 6. First off, Schif has news and updates from around the league. Jon still has a slight lead in Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em, but both hosts had a bad week of predictions in week 5. We'll see if they have a better read on the league in week 6. Tune in to hear the guys' Sexiest Matchups, Upsets of the Week, Bold Predictions and Unknown...

Week 5 is in the books! It is official. Jon's team sucks! Count them out for the season. Our host is in shambles. But the season goes on. Schif had the luxury of a bye week, so he isn't in the worst of shape. It's time for them to break down the week that was. Some teams continue to shock the league, with their Shanahanigans, for example. The 49ers won a division game despite a severely depleted r...

Week 5 is upon us! We know a little bit more about all of the teams, so Jon and Schif take the time to predict all of the week 5 action. Schif updates Jon on injuries, news and notes and then it's on to Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em, where Jon is still ahead, but it's early in the season still. The guys try to select Sexiest Matchups, Upsets of the Week, Bold Predictions and Unknown Unknowns. Enjoy! Mus...

Week 4 is in the books! Jon is happy that his team finally got one in the win column and Schif is happy that his Falcons didn't Falcon, despite a NextGen Stat graphic showing up during that game. Some teams got a victory that no one expected (Hi Chargers!), while others got back on track with a dominate performance (Hi Chiefs!), while it's still up in the air if some teams are good or bad (Hi Jags...

Week 4 is upon us! The guys are back and ready to break down all things NFL leading into week 4. There are new soundboard sounds, meaningless asterisks and much more in this fun episode. Listen in to find out the sexiest matchups, upsets of the week, bold predictions and more. Enjoy! Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A Job Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl Hosted on Ac...

Week 3 is upon us! The guys are here to make their foolproof predictions in what has been a kind of crazy beginning to the 2025 season. Some teams are looking to avoid a shocking 0-3 to the season that would defy all preseason predictions (Hi Chiefs and Texans), while other teams look to keep jaws dropped with unexpected 3-0 starts (Hi Colts and Chargers). The guys, of course share their thoughts....

Week 2 is in the books! The guys are back to break down the action from what was a very exciting weekend of football. Jon is licking his wounds after finding out that his team is likely one of the worst in football. Schif is tentatively content with his Falcons who had a shocking victory on Sunday night. Injuries are abound and teams are going to have to adjust. Some teams have some uphill battles...

Week 2 is upon us! The guys got together to try and predict the week 2 winners and losers. Jon is ahead in Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em, but it's very early so no end zone celebrations just yet. Schif leads off the show with some updates from around the league. The biggest news being the 49ers seeming unable to shake the injury bug. Cue Mark Morrison! Be sure to check out the Sexiest Matchups, Upsets o...

Week 1 is in the books! Jon and Schif are licking their wounds after a rough opening weekend of football for their respective teams. Jon has come to terms with the possibility that this current Miami Dolphins experiment has run its course. Schif is sure that the Falcons will always Falcon. With that said, every team has played their first game of the season and it was a very eventful weekend of fo...

There will be football TONIGHT! That's right, the season kicks off while Jon and Schif are asleep, but that won't stop them from making predictions. First Schif gives a quick update, and then they get right to it. Last season the guys went 6 out of 8 by calling every division winner right besides their teams' divisions (cue Homer). To keep that from happening again, they enlisted their friend Sean...

The season kicks off tomorrow! Every team will start the day fresh with no wins and no losses. No stats have been recorded yet. Hope is still alive for every fan base. So Jon and Schif got together with their crystal balls and predicted who will win the NFL Honors. They guessed on everything from Comeback Player of the Year to NFL MVP. Then the guys gave their separate predictions for playoff team...

The season begins this week! That means the pressure ramps up more for some coaches. Schif has a list of all coaches with different seat temperatures. He breaks it all down for Jon in this episode. Check it out to see if you agree. Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A Job Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.