Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Thumbs Up Emoji, Mythical Susie Sucks, Johnathan, Cubicle Adventures, Stay Motivated!, Egg Salad Threats, The Comeback (2004 Red Sox), Pedro Matinez’ Face, Holy Smoking Lizards!, Hulk Hogan and Oreos, Continual Mid-Life Crisis, Matcha Mid-Life, Thich Nhat Hanh Books. *Stephen Mitchell wrote the translation of the Tao Te Ching that Justin likes. DailyTao.org Recorded: 05/21/2025 Get on t...

This week Justin has a discovery years in the making. Recorded: 05/07/2025 Get on the Patreon Train: https://patreon.com/Sushijackknife?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Nathan and Justin’s Music: https://judystruckstop.bandcamp.com/ Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com

How are you? Too Good To Go, Colt 45 Lager, Meatville, Vodka Welch’s, Blaming Eastwood, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, Kevin Smith Intro Email, Fight Club Monologue, Lorne Says “No Improv”, Whose Line?, Aisha Tyler, Binging the Alf Channel, Let’s Make A Deal, The Dollar Theatre, Reading the User Agreements, Mid-Life Media Hoarder, Dumb Phones.  Recorded: 04/23/2025 Get on the Patreon Train: https://pa...

This week: Pay Phones, Joke Phone, Red Box, Fish Doorbell, The Haig, Wifi Clogs, Animal Puzzles, Three Bars of Color, 23 and Me, The Wisconsin Cheeseman, Tammy Miller Never Thought She’d be Mentioned on a Podcast (again), Butterkase, Bread Cheese, Wild Morel and Leak Jack, Migration, Boy George and The A-Team, Family Feud.  Recorded: 03/30/2025 Get on the Patreon Train: https://patreon.com/Sushija...

This week: String of Cryptids, C*ck, Wal-Mart Literature, Semicolontube, What’s the Worst Punctuation Mark to be Shaped Like?, We Be Dabbin’ (Hot Sauce), Ramsey Weenie, Cafe Hot, The Offspring, Nibbler’s Galore!, Vermont Interactions, Da Bomb, Boiled Tongue and Our Very Own Tongues, Half-Ply, Unamazon, Baseball Nerd, Sex Geeks, Even More Soaking! Recorded? Get on the Patreon Train: https://patreon...

This week: Sours, Drinkin’ Like Denis Leary, Stick Your Face In It and Breathe, Super Bowl Recap, Justin Is Re-Mutating, Mason-Dixon Riddles, World War 3, Eleven Hole-In-Ones, God Squared, Dictator Kick of Destiny, Getting Roasty, Chapstick On the Pillow, Snakes Flying a Plane, Pretty Mans, Post Malone Oreos, Soda Collectors, McDonald’s/Burger King Wars, The Middle Bun, Untossed. Recorded February...

This week: Talkin’ Bout Ice Cream, Chocoholics, Purity In Dessert Leads to…, Basket Case II, Prom Night III, Summer’s Eve Makes Us Feel Fine, Oklahoma Nathan, Inactive News, The Replacements (not the band), Not Like Us, Singing For Smiting, Empty Nesting, Going to See Powerline, Disney Magazine, Nickelodeon Magazine, Scratching Your Eye On a Blanket, Bare Native Breasts, Whipped Cream and Other De...

This week: Dark Times and Football Times, Arctic Blast, Daddy Bernie, Myriad Reasons to Hate the Chiefs, The Village People, You Can’t Buy 50 Cent, Indigenous Knitting Circles, Putting Jesus In Everything, Hierarchy of Unsweetened Breakfast Foods, Mayo Shots for Days, Justin Has A Real Job, The Three Hole Punch Comes Home, Sheet Cake, MeTV, Don’t Say Honkie at School, Clean Kendrick.   Robert Reic...

This week: Home Alone Scenarios, Accidental Ruby-Sues, Collectable Christmas, Duvet Covers, Star Wars Oreos, AI Children, No One Can Drive, Poutine Wraps, Georgia O’Keeffe, Jackson Pollock, Getz/Gilberto, NOLA, Daily Show, YouTube Shortz, All Those Depressed New England Authors, Steve Glew Is A Hero, Pepsi Points Jet Airplane.  Recorded January 5th, 2025 Get on the Patreon Train: https://patreon.c...

Join us for holiday fun and shenanigans featuring special guest Gumby (@AdamGumby on Twitter) on this year's Christmas Speci-- no, Christmas Spectacular! *Many sound effects were sourced from freesound.org Check it out! Sound Effects Attributions: 13390 sacred bless magic spell by Robinhood76 -- https://freesound.org/s/746619/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 12097 powerful flanged whoosh...

This week: Fuck You Podcastle, Deals, Driving Garbage Around, Bargain Hunt, Big Protein, There’s No Telling What You’ll Find, My Parents Don’t Drink Water, Mountain Dew Mornings, Entenmann’s, Fritters Vs Fried Pies, Addicted to Pot Pies, Touche Au Lait, Full Circle Family Guy, Dangling Vanilla Ice Out A Window at the Gathering of the Juggalos (Who Don’t Understand Magnets), Bodycount, Alien Ant Fa...

This week: Justin is Shorn, Poultry, Bearded Trout, Cool Cat, Don Rickles Fish, Eat the Ice Cream Dick!, Pete and Bas, Whiskey and Cigarettes, Getting Back on the HORSE, The Election, The Ensuing Hellscape of News, Cautious Pessimism, Now Entering the “Post-Serious Human Being” Era, Nathan in Charge of Our Days and Our Nights, Mouth Foaming Ham Biscuits, Velcro Ball.  Recorded November 13th 2024 P...

This week it’s the Sushi Jackknife 2024 Halloween Special! Recorded October 27, 2024 Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Cause you need a sticker!  *And a bonus podcast! *And possibly another bonus podcast coming soon!  *And possibly another, another bonus podcast!  Nathan and Justin’s Music: https://judystruckstop.bandcamp.com/ As Always:  Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley...

This week: Vocal Flaps, Wootens, One Thousand Bottles of Baby Oil, 50 Cent is the Ultimate Troll, Sea Lioning, Basement Boy Once Again!, Bernie Lives (Part Time) in the Ceiling, If You Give a Nathan An Arcade Game… Denial, Violent Femmes with Symphony, Carrying On the Eye-Liner Tradition, Dookie Demastered, 1994 Was A Fucking Year, Cobain Death Theory, Did Diddy Blow Up Kid Cudi’s Car?, Burning Ki...

This week: Life Happenings, Weezer-ings, You Can’t Go Home Again, Starbucks Savior, Slow Culture, Hospice, Stiff, Mid-90’s Sarah McLachlan, Fox’s Doughnuts, Tom Wilcox and His Horrible Death, Halloween Plans, The Northeast is A Godless Land, Catholic Rabbit Holes, Jesus’ Step-Dad, “Moderatalism”.  Recorded September 25th, 2024 Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Cause you need a s...

This week Nathan and Justin recount their New Orleans trip.  Who the hell Charles Is! Ghost Stories! Voodoo! Booze! Jazz Musics! Beignets!  Nathan had how many Po Boys?! Recorded August 19th, 2024 *Audio samples in this podcast were recorded during this trip.  Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Cause you need a sticker!  *And a bonus podcast! *And possibly another bonus podcast c...

This week join Nathan, Justin and Very Special Guest Roy on the Road to New Orleans!  Want to Join SJK’s Fantasy League? Just email us! sushijackknife@gmail.com Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Cause you need a God damn sticker!  *And a bonus podcast!  Notice I capitalize God even as I blaspheme because I FEAR! Recorded August 16th, 2024 Buy us a beer! Paypal: sushijackknife@gm...

This week: The Vermont Handshake, Nathan’s L.A. Hot Takes, Ellijay Cinema’s 2, Nathan Works the Harry Potter Wand Shop, Girls On Trampolines, Delaware, Esoteric Vending Machines, Skittles Are All the Same Flavor, Flow Rider (No, not that one).  Want to Join SJK’s Fantasy League? Just email us! sushijackknife@gmail.com Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Cause you need a God damn s...

This week: More Fucks Than Levar, Pike’s Peak, Falcons All the Way Up, Nathan Conquers Colorado, Humidity Wimps, OOB (pronounced “ewwwwb”), The Endless Pit, America’s Highest Donut Fryer, Poutine Pizza, Embrace the Beach Fowl, Why the Speedo Was Invented, Beach VS Mountain, The Most Petty Person In the World.  Want to Join SJK’s Fantasy League? Just email us! sushijackknife@gmail.com Bandcamp Stor...

This week: Smutz, Wind Condoms, Pedantic Fuckheads, The Return of the White People Racial Slur of the Week, What’s Up with Kendrick this Week?, The History of Nashville Hot Chicken, Fourth Grade Mustache, Podcastle Presents…, The Inspirobot Quote of the Week, Welcome to Paradise, Eurythmics, Top 500 Albums, Bad Digital, Thick and Full, Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, KISS vs Bea...

This week: Catch Phrase Procurement, Stealing Taylor Song Titles, Soda for Dudes, TAB, Free Booze in the Building, Garbage Adventures, We Get Heavy, The Meaning of Life, The Andromeda Strain, Somewhere Between Comedy Bang-Bang and Brene Brown, (That’s Why) Coal Miners Don’t Cry, Justin Met Jason Isbell, Debuting the Inspirobot Quote of the Week, Andre 3000’s Flute, The Triumphant Return of Who Sai...

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This week: Lateness Is Next to Nathaness, Justin Is A Shitty Uncle, Typewriters In This Modern Age, Meek Mill, Nicki Minaj, Beef Coverage Continued, Justin Goes to New York and Ends Up in Alabama, Going Up Inside A Famous Lady, Subway Surfin’, Where to Live?, Football Approaches, Unfrosted, Seinfeld Was Not That Edgy, Brady Would Crumble, A Kicker’s Culture War.  Want to Join SJK’s Fantasy League?...

This week: Loose Podcast Meat, Curb Your Enthusiasm Finale, The Kendrick/Drake Beef, Dispatches from Vermont, Nathan’s Horoscope, Love Letters by Elvis Presley, Missed Connections, Fending Off the Crudeness of Reality, Grab A Caprese?, Orbs of Immeasurable Beauty, Orally Bi, Bipolar But Will Treat You Amazingly, Do You Eye-Gaze All the Gays? Recorded May 8th, 2024 Buy us a beer! Paypal: sushijackk...

This week: Mad Libs, Mountain Goats, Caverns, Jam Band Garbage, Sniffle AI, Mr. Bob Dobalina, Progress! Progress! Progress!, Detroit Style Pizza, Drake VS Kendrick, GWAR VS Hall & Oates, Tiny Desk Concerts, Tears In Heaven II, Wonka Pulls, John Carpenter’s Escape From New York, Highlander 1986, Outlander, Teen Wolf, Rocky, Indiana Jones, The Bartender from the Cantina (Finally) Gets a Film, Wa...