Shane Twerdun

Surprise! You have Cancer

Comedy EN ↓ 51 episodes

I've been friends with Ryan for over 20 years. He's the funniest guy I know. He found out he has stage 4 Cancer and he wants to talk about it. We're going to be there for the ups and downs as he battles this toad. Laugher is the best medicine (next to actual medicine.) Come along and listen!

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Shane Twerdun

Episodes

Episode 26 - Madonna's Breath 18.03.2024 52:21

We got segment, we got updates, we got laughs! Thanks for being here everyone. Produced by: James Wood www.knockonwoodstudios.com Media by: Missy Cross @mindfulactorworkshops

Episode 25 - Mark's Work Wardrobe 11.03.2024 43:49

We have a great talk about Ryan's new outlook, fashion, and flesh lights before playing Guess The Price and fielding some listener questions in our new Mailbag segment. If you got a question for Ryan send it our way! Produced by: James Wood Socials by : Missy Cross

Episode 24 - One Step Forward, Two Steps Back 04.03.2024 36:11

Ryan and I talk right after his latest hospital visit. Produced by: James Wood

Ep 23 - 10 Questions 26.02.2024 46:06

As Ryan prepares for his surgery, I ask him a series of questions that include his ideal hospital roommate, what's funny about Cancer, and how much a new washer/dryer set costs. Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodproduction.com

Episode 22 - McRib Mama 19.02.2024 36:30

Ryan is joined by his mom Cathie, and they eat a McRib sandwich. After their review, we delve into Ryan's past to try to figure out what really happened at the Cave of Witches. She weighs in on the past year and talks about her plans to support Ryan during his surgery. Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodstudio.com

Episode 21 - The 80's 12.02.2024 44:34

In this episode, we discuss ASMR, the 80's, and the fragile thread of memories. Ryan talks about falling from a moving vehicle. He also gives himself a needle! Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodstudios.com Chase Coulee link: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6J10zJMqAyTH0fQNCCo2No?si=Xg7zGGKoTbqItOWGz-6yVA

Episode 20 - Sexy Beasts 05.02.2024 39:36

Ryan talks about his final round of chemo, takes a phone call, and we discuss people's fascination with sexy creatures.

Episode 19 - Price is Right Pawn Shop 29.01.2024 39:23

Ryan begins his final round of chemo. We discuss business ideas, memories of the summer fair, and friendships. Produced by James Wood. https://www.knockonwoodstudio.com

Episode 18 - The Whistleblowers 22.01.2024 57:36

Ryan embarks on his next leg of treatment. Make sure to stick around to the end of the episode, we'll be playing a track from the new Chase Coulee album, "Found Myself Here." Follow him: https://www.instagram.com/chasecoulee/?hl=en Produced by James Wood: knockonwoodstudio.com Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/surpriseyouhavecancer/

Episode 17 - It's A Wonderful Life 15.01.2024 53:45

Ryan and I catch up after the holidays, reflect on the year that was, and look forward to what lies ahead in 2024. This episode is sponsored by Young & Haggis Insurance. https://www.young-haggis.com Produced by James Wood. knockonwoodstudio.com

Episode 16 - Zombie Stank 08.01.2024 43:19

We discuss Ryan's feelings around surgery, the holidays, and what monsters are the stinkiest.

Episode 15 - The Third Nipple 01.01.2024 41:29

Happy New Year to all! Ryan talks about his progress and what lies ahead in 2024. We discuss our shared admiration for red heads.

Episode 14 - Wiper Fluid Diet 25.12.2023 37:00

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Everyone! We talk about colonoscopies and Ryan's fear of going to hell. Enjoy!

Episode 13 - Unbungable 18.12.2023 39:59

We have a lovely chat. Enjoy.

Episode 12 - The Psychic 11.12.2023 54:23

Ryan tells us about hanging heavy shelves with tape, his Aunt Debby's wake (and bake), and meeting with a Psychic.

Episode 11 - The Noisy Cult 04.12.2023 59:00

Ryan and I get deep after an Aunt Debby update, and then he tells me about a feud in the not so quiet streets of Fredericton with a bizarre family. Produced by James Wood. knockonwoodstudio.com

Episode 10 - Date Night 27.11.2023 43:09

Ryan gives us a few updates before weighing himself. He also fills us in on his date with a married woman!

Episode 9 - Cousin Adam 20.11.2023 29:03

We talk to Ryan's cousin Adam. He's Aunty Debby's son and he lets us know how he's dealing with her decision to forgo treatment.

Episode 8 - Aunt Debby 13.11.2023 27:13

We talk to Ryan's Aunt Debby, who also has Cancer.

Episode 7 - Jann Arden 06.11.2023 24:30

Ryan gives us an update, talks about regaining some strength, and gets a surprise gift from an old friend.

Episode 6 - Ryan Goes On Vacation 30.10.2023 46:32

After a brief talk about our parent's food preserving practices, we hear all about Ryan's trip to Toronto with his friends. Also: We have a CANE MAN update! Please enjoy, we love you.

Episode 5 - A Lot On The Line 23.10.2023 37:40

I talk to Ryan the day before he gets his CT scan results. We assess the odds and gauge his feelings. We catch up after he finds out, and he fills us in. We're also introduced to the mysterious "Circle.”

Episode 4 - Changes 16.10.2023 25:21

Ryan finds out his CT scan has been moved by 6 weeks and must reassess his mental plan. He tries to stay positive, but the uncertainty is taking its toll. Sound by: James Wood www.knockonwoodstudio.com

Episode 3 - A New Balance 09.10.2023 48:28

We talk chicken soup, the little league world series, how Ryan's life has profoundly and permanently changed, the importance of friends, and a little Dungeons and Dragons. Also, we have an instagram account @surpriseyouhavecancer

Episode 2 - Chemo 02.10.2023 40:39

Ryan talks about Chemotherapy and the effects of the treatment