Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

The Boys discuss the legalities of cloning, murder and adult activities with said clones. Mark recalls some of his favorite European rulers, and the boys have a good old time discussing what life would be life if we put Mark's brain in Brandon's body. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

The Boys give Jeff the reins and take a journey through the streets of Chicago to discuss college parties, ambulances, Pokémon and of course, the infamous Bobby. No lie, this Bobby guy sounds like a gosh darn legend. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

New Year, old Sleepy Boys. What can we say, we can't stay away from talking about inappropriate topics. We discuss the popular Yakuza tradition of "pearling", the necessity we have for Shrek, and the amazing character of Venom. Too bad we can't prevent Sony from making Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man... ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Back in late July of 2020, Mark and Brandon sat down and threw a bitch fit about the DCEU. Since then, Mark has seen Wonder Woman (2017). We brought fan and friend, Jet, on the show to give us his insight on Wonder Woman 1984, as well as the DCEU as a whole. Then we signed up for Farmers Only accounts and things got weird really fast. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and special guest "Jet"

The Sleepy Boys found out that you can get a lordship in Scotland and we are excited. Whether or not we buy them at all, we may start calling ourselves lords irregardless. ft: Lord Mark, Lord Brandon, Lord Jeff, Lord Key

It's the holidays, and we here at the Sleepy Boys headquarters want you and your family to know how much we love you. We are all one big happy family. And family is about sharing. Like the horrible, completely fucked up things that we are sharing with you today. From Christmas porn to iconic songs, nothing is off our table this year. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Sometimes you start off talking about cheeseburgers and chili, and end up talking about childhood trauma and sporting event diarrheas. Circle of life, y'all. Circle of life. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Brandon heard some cool news about the future of these awesome franchises, and the Sleepy Boys want to discuss them at length! Also, the first episode with Key's new intro theme!! ft: Brandon, Mark, Jeff & Key

The Boys stay fairly clean with today's episode, focusing on the unsexual side of glory holes, the endless possibilities of the Death Note, and what to do if confronted by a swarm of carnivorous deer.

Well, we are back here on the King Kong train. Wait. That was a bad choice of words. We're not running a train on King Kong. But yeah, we are talking about King Kong again today. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

It's Thanksgiving, and what better way to celebrate then a horrific tale of Mark's experiences? It really brings together all of the wonderful familial energy of the Sleepy Boys, and makes for some raunchy table talk. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

The Boys come together to discuss the fact that King Kong could never physically get with a girl like that. Or could he....? Find out on todays super special episode! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Mark and Brandon discuss the finer things in life, like exotic dining, meeting movie producers, and the geocentric location of a centaur's phallus. This is sure to be one for the ages. ft: Mark & Brandon

Brandon's dick is so big, it got its own minisode. ft: Mark, Jeff, Key & Brandon

It's Halloween, and the boys are getting together to tell ghost stories, comment on porn, and of course, try to summon a demon. There's bound to be laughs and cries abound on this most spooky of nights! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Brandon and Mark get back to their roots, discussing early schooling, the concept of Bone Fairies and give a gentle reminder to our listeners to vote. It's like pulling teeth getting these two on the horn at the same time. ft: Mark & Brandon

Key hasn't know Mark for nearly as long as Brandon has, and in the early days of their relationship, Mark was given the opportunity to fuck with him. And it was glorious. Also, we discuss PETA, Spider-Man for the PS4 and Catholicism. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine

Mark is well known in his friend group for being a fuckerer, and Brandon often finds himself in an awkward position when he does so. Also, sometimes Brandon gets personal with the Furry community. Who are we to judge? ft: Mark & Brandon

The Sleepy Boys get existential as fuck this week, talking about some alternate realities, whether 2020 is some sort of cosmic punishment, and whether Taco Bell will sponsor us. Also, some important news for the future! ft: Mark & Brandon

Mark's been speculating for months on what the new characters for Smash would be, but none of us Sleepy Boys expected it to be Steve. And Alex. And a Zombie. And a noodle limbed Enderman. Like what the fuck? ft: Mark, Key & Brandon

In Key's debut appearance on the show, the boys spend some time discussing what Mark's future pizza shop will look like, the type of porn stars we are into, and obviously, Key's path to music. Buckle the fuck up, this one is a bit dicey! ft: Mark, Brandon & Key

Brandon and Mark raise a glass to the first Pokemon Movie turning 21 this year, and then Mark gets into the nitty gritty of a recent nightmare he had. Good times will be had by all, probably! ft: Mark & Brandon

We all love to eat fast food, but sometimes there are problems with your order. Also, Brandon's computer is shitting the bed. ft: Mark & Brandon

Everyone knows those levels from your favorite games that just make you scream and throw the controller down before turning the TV off and hiding beneath your covers. Right? ft: Mark & Brandon

We take a few moments to remember a great actor and a great person. ft: Mark & Brandon