Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

Back to the old days, folks! Brandon and Mark discuss the always incredible idea of animal kinks, cock-blocking Chris, and the world connecting Sugar Bombs of Fallout, the Incredibles and Calvin & Hobbes. ft: Brandon & Mark

The Boys have all been so goddamn busy that we can't seem to get our recording times lined up. So instead, Mark took some unused segments from yesteryears and threw them together in a lil compilation for you guys! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jet

The boys listen (in amusement and horror) as Jet tells the story of how he got in trouble with the cartel. More than likely, he's overreacting, but hey, we're bad people, so we kinda wanna see how this one plays out. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris & Jet Jaguar

Jeff and Mark are left to their own devices, and they discuss some odd sexual tendencies of the animal kingdom, bullies from middle school, and the awesomeness that was Ben 10. ft: Mark & Jeff

Holy shit, we never suspected we would make it this far! But now here we are, a year later, triple the hosts, and we still wanna fucking kill ourselves. On the bright side, all six of us showed up and we are all still alive! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jet Jaguar & Chris

Chris joins the boys once again, and we discuss what the future of the podcast holds. If we ever get a fan-base, we truly do hope that they are all just goddamn gremlins. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris

The Boys get together and discuss Mark's final moments in Austin, and it gets weird. Then, Mark talks about another restaurant idea he has, which makes things even weirder. So... Typical podcast episode. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

It's no secret that Mark is a dirty motherfucker. In fact, there are constant reminders all over this show. It's also no secret that Mark's dad is a real piece of shit. So, today we brought both parts of that together for you. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Somehow, in the midst of all of the filthy conversation we have as a collective, we managed to spend almost a half-hour talking about nothing but soda. We are just as astounded as you are if we are being 100% honest. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jeff

We have a more serious conversation, regarding the unfortunate racism in America. There isn't a punchline here, it's just a sad reality that we have. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris

The Boys make a return to the toilet humor with the second episode that focuses on... well, shit. It's been a while, but we finally came full circle back to the dumper, y'all! ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Mark asks the guys a horrible, horrible question involving a less than liquid ejaculation. Naturally it doesn't take long for him to connect that to Donkey Kong's super strong companion. Then Jeff and Brandon discuss what could happen if Mark doesn't stop lying. Whatever. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Adult cartoons are weird. You've got movies like CoolWorld, tv series like South Park, and then there are pornos. Like Fritz the Cat. Once we get on that topic, of course Mark makes it all about himself. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Somehow, once again we arrive on the topic of porn, but thankfully someone gets us off topic and we talk about AirBnBs. As one does. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Chris returns to the show, and the boys beg the poor guy to help make a fursuit for Mark when he makes his inevitable return to Texas. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Chris

Mark has to sit down and explain to this group of grown ass men what the Rainbow Dash jar experiment was. And, naturally, they are mortified. As a group of grown ass men should be. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

The Boys discuss some spooky places around the world and come up with the exciting plan to scare the everlovin' shit out of Key one day. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Mark cracks up at the stupidity of modern humor. Jeff and Brandon beg him to stop, but there's no stopping him once he gets on that train. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Jeff talks about another of his college buddies, Pat. Apparently Pat was a party dude. Then the discussion moves over to the homeless issue and the lack of help that they receive. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

With the upcoming Space Jam sequel, the Boys discuss the most important aspect of the new film: Lola Bunny. Then Jeff starts to impress Mark and Brandon with his science knowledge. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

The Boys hit on the finer points of drinking and how the next mornings go. Drinking isn't always glamorous, but we Boys can still get behind it from time to time. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

The Boys talk about the magnificent human being that is Matthew Lillard, and the useless keepsakes that were high school yearbooks. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Jeff recounts a scary Japanese folk story about a kidnapping demon woman, then on a lighter note, we talk about Animaniacs and that 70s Show.  ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Our good friend Chris joins us on the show as we talk about horror flicks, science and well... balls. Because it just wouldn't be a Sleepy Boys episode without talking about balls. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and special guest Chris Banks

Brandon shares a story from his youth about the troubles he had tryna buy video games, and then Mark shares yet another embarrassing story about when he was caught drinking in the shower. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key