Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

We here at the Sleepy Boys are all broken and damaged goods, and we are 100% aware of just how bad of abandonment issues we all have. Depression is no joke, but we try to make the best of it. ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris

An older recording session, Mark and Brandon share a story of some unexpected discoveries while hanging out one Saturday night. ft. Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Since Mark's been struggling with Resident Evil, Brian made a special request for an erotic reading. It gets terrible really fast. ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and Chris

Mark found an amazing erotica novella, and he decided to share with the rest of the Boys! Thanks to Storm Crow Books for writing this incredible piece of literature!! ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat and Jose

Mark recently met a fine woman on VR Chat, and has subsequently become enamored with her. And she listens to this podcast! Hi Vanya!! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat & Jose

It's never okay to gaslight your friends into thinking that they are femboys. Unless it's just really fucking funny. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jasmine, Pat & Jose

Pat returns for another episode where he gives us some of the juicy deets on Jeff's antics in college. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Pat

**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY** After far too long, we once again return to the big book of Penthouse Letters to read a terrible story about adult concepts and fuckery. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

In our last episode, Mark was called out for historically catfishing somebody. This is that particular incident, which will show that Mark's intention was not to do so. Originally recorded back in January 2021. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff

After months of begging us, we finally allowed Jeff to bring his friend Pat on the show. What Mark didn't realize is that it is in fact, not the same Pat from Episode 40. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & special guest Pat

Mark's roommate Steven (not Hawking) is a bit gullible, and the time has come to give some insight into his life. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key

Jeff isn't here tonight, but in his honor, Mark has some more "Am I The Asshole"s for the boys. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key

As our regulars know, Key kind of comes and goes as he pleases, but being the raging alcoholic that he is, when he does show his face, it's usually at somebody's expense. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key

After two full years with this stupid podcast, we get together to celebrate how awesome we are, but also how terrible of friends we are. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Key

While sharing stories around the proverbial campfire, the Boys give some of the worst life advice anybody has ever heard. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine

The guys don't believe that Mark can turn on the charm when he works, so naturally, Mark has to turn it on. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

There are some weird products on the internet, specifically all of the various training potties. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

SPOILER ALERT Mark, Brandon, Jeff & (for a brief period) Chris come together to discuss the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and it eventually connects to Amber Heard shitting on Johnny Depp's bed. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris

We make a return to "Am I The Asshole?" after far too long, and boy howdy, is this one a doozy!! ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Mark emails Doctor Drew about his disgusting habit of masturbating in random bathrooms. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key Original audio borrowed from "Ep. 164 Split Stream w/ The Booth Boys | Dr. Drew After Dark"

Brandon's dick is so big, it got another episode. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

Sometimes, before the official recording session even starts, Mark gets the sillies. This is one of those times. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jasmine

Mark loves coming across terrible dating profiles, and he decided to share a handful of them with the boys. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

We here at the Sleepy Boys are somewhat connoisseurs of fine beverages, and we don't limit that to just booze. (Well, maybe except for Key). ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Chris & Jasmine

If you could, with a simple snap of your fingers, cause the whole world to shit themselves, would you? ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff