Substance for Days

We're back with a vengeance baby! With a pocket full of dreams and a bag full of jokes, co-hosts Nick & Paul present the second installment of Comic Relief. Will we hit our target? Listen to find out!

In this LIVE episode, co-hosts Nick & Paul discuss the newly proposed budget, what it means for our fellow man and what it means for our fellow Etonians.

In this LIVE episode, co-host Nick is presented with a mysterious envelope, and we mourn the passing of a great Manchild.. Rothchild. 

In this live episode, we trace back through history to find out the true origin of Valentine's Day. Turns out, it has nothing to do with Love. Or Flowers. Or Cards. We then round it off with some alternative poems to set the mood. 

In this live episode, it seems 2024 is the year for good music, as some of our favourite artists have thrown their hat into the ring and announced some upcoming albums, much to our delight. We also play a few rounds of guess the song title from some great lyrics...

In this live episode, our circle of new music is complete, with JT complimenting our already perfect year. Oh also, turns out we're all going to be called up for war. Well except co-host Paul of course. He's past the age bracket.    Oh also, rumour has it we'll be driving iPhone's soon...   Hey, while you're hear, why not join our telegram! https://t.me/substancefordays

In this live episode, we spend the majority of our time trying to wrangle the wild animals that form our listener base and also try to educate Co host Nick in the world of Hootie Nanny's. 

In this live episode, we discuss how the smallest of technologies can control the biggest parts of our lives and travel the internet to find some inspiration for the upcoming stag do for our co host Paul. 

In this live episode, we bring in the new year with some great news. One of the hosts is getting married, there's another stag do to plan and the ring is finally getting exposed, possibly putting an end to Nonce News once and for all.  Although... something interrupts our podcast at the very end of the show.. 

In this live episode, only days away from Christmas, we do a special quiz, where we try to figure out what an earth we've been talking about this year. Some great flashbacks. 

In this live episode, with the run up to Christmas we give a fun parlour game a go, talk about Mr Kelly's misgivings and take a view on emissions in the capital city. 

In this live episode, we re-live the trauma of the night before the wedding, where Co-Host Nick is kidnapped. Yes folks, kidnapped. 

In this live episode, co-host Nick tells the story of how some key decisions resulted in him sleeping in an office, and we discuss our silly friend Oscar coming to the end of his punishment for a crime he definitely knew he was going to commit. 

In this live episode, we discuss about angry scots, making a deal with God and launch our new Fan Club!

In this live episode, co-hosts Paul and Nick discuss a shiny new vehicle bestowed upon them for a night, ask the listeners what their dream vehicle would be and Paul introduces Nick to a new world - of Yacht Rock. 

In this live episode, we tip our hats to the late great Mr Perry and talk a walk back in time to the dawn of All Hallows Eve. With some spooky ghost stories to follow, its sure to give our listeners a fright!

In this BONUS episode, we pick up a brief chat on JPS' recent ridiculousness and discuss the practicality of widening corridors in hotels. 

In this live episode, we go straight for our classic format; local news, worldwide news and horror film reviews. Keefe D won't know what's hit him. 

In this live episode, we surprise our listeners with a Wednesday show and have a chat about Mr. Brand being a naughty naughty boy. 

In this live episode, following recent movements in Russia we decide to write a letter. In addition we have a new listener, Linda. She's lovely. 

In this live episode, we review our fellow scientists take on comedy, and find out the funniest jokes ever told.. from a scientific perspective. Thats completely objective, driven by science only folks. 

Once the frivolities are out of the way, we get down to the nitty gritty and try to ungrind our gears with both local and international substance. Stay tuned folks, we get angry. 

So it turns out UFO's are a thing of the past, mere folklore. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon is where its at and it turns out its so real, the government are having big talks about it. 2023 is here folks, its mental. 

In this live episode, we pay our respects to the late Sinead O'Connor, get ourselves prepared for a new era of "Xeeing" and define for ourselves truly, what is a gnome?

In this live episode, we once again return to our regular feature "nonce news" as it seems these days it is almost a weekly occurrence. Mr Musk makes our headlines as well, with his alternative AI initiative and the biggest fight of the century...