Stupidity Rehab

It's surprising how terms I used when dating in high school are totally foreign to teenagers today.  

I was informed I was a but man the other day.  I don't think so, but you can be the judge.

When dating someone new, meeting each other's family for the first time can be nerve-racking.  Some handle it better than others.

No one is perfect.  There is someone for everyone.  Let's talk about this and explain it.

I'm not a religious expert.  I go to church and try not to daydream too much while I'm in the pew.  I did learn something new about church this week.

I had someone tell me he didn't think is lady was very attractive because she looked to eighties.  What does that even mean?  I tried to set him straight about the women of the eighties.

Remember when the only thing we had to be afraid of was taking candy from strangers?  It's not like that anymore.

I informed my wife that she had superpowers and she wasn't as thrilled as I thought she'd be.  And yes most men don't trust Mr. Clean.

We all have moments when we can be a hero.  Most men think of themselves as low-level Avengers.

People asking for money on the street.   My experiences with this when with my daughter and son.  

I'm starting a new tradition on my wedding anniversary this year.  I'll be surprising my wife with a State of our Marriage Address.  I'll be sharing things I think she's doing great and things she needs to work on.  She'll be so touched I believe.

We all see those advice pieces in papers and online.  I spotted one the other day that gave me pause to think.  Let's see if you agree with me?

A new medical condition has emerged.   I call it pizza topping frustration.  How is it caused and do you suffer from it?  Let's find out?

We are all fans of love.  It's so wonderful and beautiful.  But I have one particular love that is not that wonderful.  Let me explain and I bet you'll agree.

As my kids get older, things with them don't get any easier.  The ladies in my house are a hard bunch to understand.

Every average guy has a blowup with his lady from time to time.  For those times you need some help making the peace.  This Female Fix it Box could be your answer.

I got flipped the bird the other day and was shocked since I was undeserving of that finger.  Plus can we take a pause on potato chips?

It seems I'm not really encouraged to volunteer again to help with Vacation Bible School.  I thought I had a great nack for bible teaching.  Some parents don't think so. 

It seems the world has gone crazy.  Every day it's something new.  The one job I don't want my kids to pursue?

Experiences we have and learn from while married.  What's wrong with eating in bed my love?

I try and keep my nose in my own business.  It at times is especially tough when it involves others, rowdy children.

Life is crazy.  Not too many people have a story that centers around a pickle.  Well, I do.

Women are wonderful but as I explained to my son, they can also be weird in some ways.  I shared a few examples.

We all have those moments when you have a vision.  An artistic inspiration you feel inclined to follow.  For a man, if it involves moving around living room furniture it could be bad news.

Talking about gossip and how I follow the rules of gossip like Jesus did.  Let me share my gossip knowledge and how I gossip the way the Bible does.  I think?