Stuff Keeps Happening

It is Monday, February 5th, and Stuff has Happened. We pulled a rodent out of a stump to predict the weather. Farmers in the EU have made their voices heard. Hideo Kojima attacks me, specifically. The US is jealous that someone else likes drone strikes. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/gobbling-knobs-with-norman-reedus

It is Thursday, February 1st, and Stuff has Happened. TikTok is at the intersection of bad ideas and bad negotiations. Trans folks are still being targeted with aggressive laws across the US and beyond. Tech CEOs testified once again to congress, this time about the kidlins. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/penis-cops/

It is Monday, January 29th, and Stuff has Happened. The male gaze is put to the test. Biden doesn't know how to read the room. Endometriosis is a very real nightmare. Twitter had another Twitter moment. Now, about the moon… Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/we-study-women/

It is Monday, January 8th, and Stuff has Happened. Substack is having trouble explaining why its okay to host Nazis. An airplane decided to express itself mid-flight. Tetris has finally been bested by human hands. The documents around Epstein's case have finally released. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/i-am-smug/

It is Thursday, December 21st, and Stuff has Happened. A volcano threatens an entire Icelandic town. Colorado supreme court rules that Trump can't be on their 2024 ballot. Spider-Man game developers were hit by a massive hack. And this is my last newsletter of 2023! Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/icelandic-volcano-2024/

It is Monday, December 18th, and Stuff has Happened. Boobs remain hotly contested on Twitch. Google Maps was a narc. The team at WOTC who helped kickstart Baldur's Gate 3 is wiped out. Threads is opening up a bit. Also its WINDY outside. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/attack-on-nipple/

It is Thursday, December 14th, and Stuff has Happened. // There is a concerning amount of science happening. Hasbro isn't feeling the spirit of the holidays. E3 is officially actually for realsies dead. Google was found guilty. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/hasbro-con-save/

It is Monday, December 11th, and Stuff has Happened. // They lost and then found a space tomato. Retail corporations lied about theft. The US FDA approved a new sickle cell treatment. The government of the US continues to support genocide in Gaza. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/israels-unprecedented-statistics

It is Friday, December 8th, and Stuff has Happened. // Governments are asking Apple and Google to hand over your notification data. Baldur's Gate wins Game of the Year, again. Twitch is pulling out of South Korea. Google released a new AI and it is… fine? // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/1-24-million-cheese-wheels

It is Wednesday, December 6th, and Stuff has Happened. // The 23andMe hack remains absurd. Henry Kissinger is still dead. A massively anticipated trailer finally released. ChatGPT makes laws now. WaPo staff plan to walk off the job. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/yep-still-dead/

It is Friday, November 17 and Stuff has Happened. // Apple is bringing RCS support to iOS but you will still be green. Also, Elon Musk is a horses ass, Democrats turn on their own base, a robot is already deciding our fate, an a sorta-kinda war broke out in the past. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/green-peace/

It is Wednesday, November 15th, and Stuff has Happened. // A lot of fire thought it was a car, Iceland is about to erupt, Tesla pissed off Swedish workers, an update on the situation in Gaza, and a worldwide milestone was crossed. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/fire-doesnt-go-there/

It is Monday, November 13th, and Stuff has Happened. // A lion went for a casual evening stroll downtown. Also, Apple settled a discrimination lawsuit, some carjackers picked the worst possible target, NYC mayor Eric Adams lost his phone to the FBI, and the beginning of the end of a famous protest. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/not-lion-to-you/

It is Friday, November 10th and Stuff has Happened. // The actors strike has concluded as SAG-AFTRA has reached a deal with employers. Also, Meta seems to be intentionally preying on minors, an airplane had less windows that most would prefer, a robo-taxi company recalled their whole fleet, and a docked ship left its mark. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/carless-drive...

It is Wednesday, November 8th and Stuff has Happened. // We got new SPACE PICTURES. Also, some art thieves made a mess and got caught, a traffic stop escalates quickly, US election results are in, and a look at an inspiring general strike. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/a-gilded-throne/

It is Monday, November 6th and Stuff has Happened. // The stranded sheep has been saved! Also, a museum heist goes down just as you wish it would, science people did research on how your nose smells things, protests around the world call for a ceasefire, and remember to mind yourself in the King's forest. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/classic-yeomanry-heist/

It is Friday, November 3rd and Stuff has Happened // The only good kind of law enforcement was cited by the bad kind of law enforcement. Also, corporate realtors got got, NYC's mayor is under an increasingly public investigation, the crypto golden boy was guilty on all counts, and we sent a probe to Mercury. // Today's newsletter: https://stuffkeepshappening.online/my-kind-of-law-enforcement

It is Wednesday, November 1st and Stuff has Happened. // The United Auto Workers have some tentative big wins. Also, a shooting that thankfully did not happen, a Republican plan for aid to Israel, a headline that I truly cannot believe exists, and a couple of small-time play premieres. // https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/three-tentative-dubs/

It is Monday, October 30th and Stuff has Happened. // A sheep is like, really really stuck. Also, Panera's lemonade may have killed someone, a ninth grader made a cancer-fighting soap, the White House has some tepid opinions on AI, and that time when Quebec nearly declared sovereignty. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/in-another-castle/

It is Wednesday, October 25th and Stuff has Happened. // An update on the dudes who stole millions of dimes back in April. Also, the United Auto Workers strike grows further, US House Republicans burn through yet another nomination, the UN Secretary General calls for a ceasefire, and a look back at those beautiful rolling hills on your desktop. // Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappenin...

It is Monday, October 23rd and Stuff has Happened. A house was demolished on accident while the owner was away. Also, Canada is looking into UBI, a judge was fired for pointing a gun at someone in court, Reddit may pull out of search results, and a slightly successful device launched in 2001. Correction: The iPod was discontinued in May 2022, not May 2002. Apologies! Today's newsletter: https://ww...

It is Friday, October 20th and Stuff has HappenedThe Doc Ock suit is real because we must construct our own demise. Also, Twitter's traffic is hella down, the US Speaker situation deepens, Biden wants $105 Billion for war, and a fancy building opened up. Today's newsletter: www.stuffkeepshappening.online/more-arms/

It is Wednesday, October 18th and Stuff has HappenedTwitter is finally going paid-only. Also, we still don't have a Speaker of the House, the CIA had a bit of a whoopsie on their social profile, a devastating event is unfolding in Gaza, and a land purchase by the US is contested to this day. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/battle-bots/

It is Monday, October 16th and Stuff has Happened. A Georgia man received a million dollar speeding ticket. Also, Australia said "no" to giving representation to indigenous people, the US House of Representatives is still a complete disaster, Israel is continuing their assault on the people of Gaza, and a French royal didn't quite make it. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online...

It is Friday, October 13th (!!) and Stuff has HappenedScience people did some really cool space stuff and I'm just really happy for them. Also, the UAW strike is expanding, US Republicans are doing the political equivalent of the cha-cha slide, and our favorite unhinged emperor makes another appearance. Today's newsletter: https://www.stuffkeepshappening.online/yet-another-big-day/