Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From Ben Hur to Culloden-A-Gogo. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the animated version of Basic Instinct and Marilyn Monroe; nightclub bouncer. "I can't believe the grandfather clock was a puffer fish."

From Apt Pupil to We Switched Them On Porpoise. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, being fooled by different parts of Silence Of The Lambs and World War 2's most chilled evacuee. "Mirrored glasses and obesity."

From Pillion to Ghost Prawn In The Shell. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the importance of knowing your Christinas from your Allisons and the shame filled legacy of Jenny Agutter. "Climb aboard the sodomy express."

From The Long Kiss Goodnight to Brian Dennehy's Kidneys For Christmas. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a relentless, weirdly haired snowman and why you can't stop ghosts with boxes. "Niagara Falls."

From Crank to Sir Lance And The Fox Of Fun. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the obscene Las Vegas porpoise proposition and Christopher Reeve's time travel tragedy. "You've got a case of the fatty sillies." 

From Dead Of Winter to The Big Duck Fallout. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, hunting an animated yellow fugitive and the best runners in the business. "Bad news for ironmongers everywhere."

From Alien Nation to Actually, It's North Of Java. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, killers sending gifs to the insidey lady and Cher's cheesy boy. "He'd look the biz, cause he's got the riz."

From Yor, The Hunter From The Future to Nae Way Pal. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest COLIN EDWARDS discuss, among other things, infants used as weapons of terror and the three stages of Ann Miller. "Always with negative waves, Holmes."

From Killer Sofa to I Don't Know If I Should Leave With You, Kookaburra Want To. In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, the great chainmail or wool debate and a rich vein of Shaft films. "And Ernest Borgnine was sore upset."

From The Boys From County Hell to Oh No, It's Scorpio. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the controversial eroticism of Angela Lansbury and a Spielberg classic ruined.  "Ooofftt!"

From Good Boy to Yak Attack. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a chicken and a horse finding love in the boxing ring and Guy Pearce giving good Guy Pearce. "The P stands for psycho."

From The Name Of The Rose to You Can't Flog A Dead Horse. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the rise of the Sponk franchise and just who could be the mysterious disco pioneer. "That fish is a catch."

From The Long Walk to Give Me A Break. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, forbidden railway beef love and the sadness of a casserole in a bin. "Like Battle Royale but in a straight line."

Joe's Unhealthy Obsession Quiz from the Patreon archives.

As we're having some time away, please enjoy this Patreon clip regarding debut movies. See you soon.

While Stu & Joe get geared up for Season 2, please enjoy this fine example of mirthful quizzery from the archives of our Patreon page. Enjoy.

From Thursday Murder Club to Lambs Of God. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a vengeful ghost mouse and a murderous, rage-filled backside. "I've got teethproof skin."

From Weapons to In Paris I'm In Love With A Heron. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how ITV 3 won the Cold War and how funk won the west. "Take her to the bone zone, Bond."

From Congo to Maury And The Starfish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the romantic Scottish railway station and the great Australian pandemic. "We're moth country."

From Happy Gilmore 2 to Och Aye The Coo. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GARETH WAUGH discuss, among other things, the nasal codes of freelance conmen and Chairman Mao: crowd pleasing magician. "Oh, my me!!"

From Mannequin to Let's Do This Again Next Year. In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the ubiquity of green volkswagens and Tilda Swinton's deep sea problem child. "Don't bring the Gummidge if you don't know your Gummidge."

From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child. "Low sugar Ribena for you next time."

From 28 Years Later to Let's Do The Conga In Bumpton-On-The-Wole. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why modern musicals don't work and the tiresome cleverness of Charlie Kaufman. "An angry German in lingerie."

From Monkey Shines to Lava? You Certainly Will. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how to make the trip to Mount Doom even slower and Keith David's easiest win. "I'm drowning in a bath of honey and silk."

From Heads Of State to Big Trouble In Ancient Greece. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, who sits in the Travelodge cuck seat and Ellen Barkin seducing a pickle. "Green light."