Street Curb Curiosity

Well maybe it's not you, but maybe it's your brain. (sorry, still YOU!) You SAD about the change in seasons?  SAD:  Seasonal Affective Disorder.  Enjoy a few minutes on just what the doctor orders to cheer you up!  And an over abundance of bad dad jokes to make you sad again.

How high?  Well per the current fashion trend, probably not high enough…if you're a boomer anyway.  High socks are in, but who knew? Let's rant about the style change and the colors plus share a few dad jokes that stink as bad as your workout socks after a long hot run

We all spend cash…but we always wonder where it all goes. What are you spending the money on? Enjoy a few minutes that won't come up short on trivia, tips, ideas and dad jokes on a weak week in the life of your wallet.

When is a yard sale not a yard sale?  When it turns into a garage….sale! Let's spend a few minutes on what people are doing at about 165,000 yards or garages every weekend. Plus some selling tips, what we're buying and weird stuff we found.  You buying this? Website of the worlds longest yard sale: CLICK HERE

Let's talk Leftovers in this reheated and microwave safe episode. About half of us do NOT save them or eat them. The other half? We're talking their leftover language about what they've got cookin…again. Buzzfeed Leftover Quiz: CLICK HERE

Can you see yourself listening to a podcast episode about mirrors? Consider it an audio reflection about the history, the psychology and the benefits of them. And don't forget the dad jokes, which don't look too good in hindsight. :0|

Which makes your day better?  Really? (hint: its clouds) Let's chat about why, how and...the science? I could share a joke about clouds now,  but it may go over your head.

Potatoes? Why not, it’s the vegetable we eat the most! (yes it IS a vegetable). There are about 63 ways to cook them, including one with a blow torch. Plus some deep fried dad jokes! Trust this podcast common-tater (hmmm), this episode is no…small potatoes!

An episode that hits home, about where your home is.  There are some nuances between living in the big city or having the big yard. Enjoy a rant about the pros and cons of both and why we choose what we choose.  And enjoy the free research…it's all "on the house".

Okay who is smarter?  YOU (I mean us) or that phone in your pocket?  Your new digital companion.   Don't you hate that friend who always acts smarter than you? But what if they really are?  So many questions, so many dumb answers…and dad jokes. That AI girlfriend? As promised; the links of a few examples: DREAMGF VIRTUAL GF

An episode about foods we hate. REALLY hate (what were you thinking anyway?) Savor a distasteful rant about a recent USA survey revealing the top 3 most despised dishes these days.  Let's see if your taste matches the rest of the country and the world.   WARNING:  Some tasteless dad jokes may make you lose your appetite!

A rant about our daily encounter with warning labels...including social media, the government and of course the warning labels themselves.

It's the one form of exercise Americans do the most…but of course we don't do enough of it. A walk is good for your health, your mental state, your relaxation…and maybe for a podcast episode topic, except for the dad jokes. Just don't go walking without shoes, that could form sort of a hobbit. 

Sometimes we buy because the stuff we have breaks.  Sometimes it's because what we have is out of style…and sometimes we buy new…because, well we want to.  Let's chat about how long we keep things, and how soon we should replace a few.

There's a lot of fun to share about us people who sleep on their side, back or stomach. What's your position on how you sleep in bed? Don't take this trivia-filled episode lying down, just take one or two of the dad jokes and you'll be asleep in no time. 16 Tons (tums) video on YourTube: CLICK HERE

A 2.0 episode since it's that time of year when creepy crawly things are running and flying all around. How you handling the insect ingenuity? 1 out of 4 of us love to kill them. 1 out of 3 of us try to get them out the door or window…alive. Why do we stomp on them anyway? One thing's for sure…the dad jokes are really gonna bug you. MEN IN BLACK -Cockroach MEN IN BLCK - Don't do that!

There are products and services we use every day…some we LOVE ! Every wonder why they're called what they're called? This brand name birthing is as bizarre as the dad jokes about them!

Something you can try at home.  Say hello to 10 strangers when walking down the street.  How many will say hello?  How many will smile?  How many will think you're a nut? Do the results change if you are walking a dog? Your podcast host took the psychological slings and arrows from people I don't know so you can know if people are nicer these days. PEW RESEARCH DATA

What's your time travel choice? If you could go back or forward in time 100 years, which way you going? A rant about which we'd choose, what psychologists say, and dig into flapper fashion to flying cars, refrigerators to robots and will AI replace politicians. (hint: it's the best joke in the episode)

A rewarmed rant about something many of us enjoy (ie: need) on a daily basis and the people who drink it. And maybe the people who try to talk to you before you've had your first cup. Sip happens, right?

All you're trying to do is get someplace. All you run into is drama. (ie: people, pets and bikes) Let's chat about the concrete craziness that keeps you off the streets.

Instead of looking up, I decided to look around...at people.  I was blinded by the lunacy of humanity, and I'll share five simply crazy things I observed…with no special glasses needed.

Half of you think you are, the other half think not so much.  The only agreement everyone has is that this podcast is not funny.  You want to join the funny people?  Learn 8 tips how to improve your punchlines.  One bit of advice: don't use any of the dad jokes in this episode in public.

We all make them, hate them and excuse them, even the dumb ones. And if you're doubting me, science says we make on average about 6 excuses a day. (Even YOU) So you have no excuse to not enjoy this piss poor excuse of an episode. The dreaded Vine Street Expressway? CLICK HERE to check it out NYC Rats and pizza? CLICK HERE for the YouTube fun

Coffee mugs?  Per smart types, people are more emotionally attached to their favorite coffee mug than other people. Let's take some time to figure out why and what type of person you are by the kind of mug you use…all in the time it will take you to enjoy another cup.  And don't even get me started about tea drinkers. CFB promotional Products: CLICK HERE The joke:  Hot, black and bitter