Strange Bedfellows

Garry Marshall's 1990 film "Pretty Woman" is famously a modern retelling of the Greek myth of Pygmalion and Galatea, if any of the sites I found trying to sell me a pre-written essay on the topic for high school English class are to be believed. And if Garry Marshall's allowed to do it, so are we! But we're going to be damn sure we take out all of the smut. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by Al...

This week the boys watched Eyes Wide Shut and were inspired to come up with their very own Sex Cult! Don't worry, this one isn't awkward or weird at all, and everyone's invited! (Please bring your own dip. And DO NOT TELL ANYONE.) Music credits: "Classical Strings," by Orchestralis “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Pa...

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Please please please remember to use #BodyguardChallenge when you tweet about this scintillating episode. We can't wait to see what you come up with! Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! Advertise on The Baby-Sitters Club Club via Gumball.fm --- Support this podcast: https://podcast...

The boys have been collecting all their beautiful outfits from the combined 54 weddings they've attended because their own very special day is finally here! Look out for a scintillatingly heartwarming announcement in the paper of record! (P.S., Tanner didn't like this movie, but he is wrong). Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey "Romantic Wedding," by ULB Production "Wedding," by Music...

It's a holiday, so we're off this week, but we're unlocking the latest episode from the Patreon and we'll be back next week with "27 Dresses"! It's Full House S03E11: Welcome to the Advent of Mrs. Claws. Prepare to be scared. Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-she...

It's something a little bit different this week, as the boys bring on music writer Matthew Perpetua to talk about the iconic soundtrack of the 1992 Cameron Crowe film "Singles" and do a little light roleplay about everyone's favorite time-traveling movie critic from the dystopian future. Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Find Matthew on Substack and listen to Jack's appearance...

"Snow exposes complacently a complete ignorance," says F.R. Leavis in his 1962 lecture on C.P. Snow's "Two Cultures." "The judgement I have to come out with is that not only is he not a genius; he is intellectually as undistinguished as it is possible to be." The boys discuss this devastating moment in literary history and also enjoy a bit of banter about how handsome Hugh Grant is in this movie w...

If you went back into the past before your cat was born, would you come back to an entirely different cat?! Is this movie sweet and funny and uplifting or ... devastatingly sad? The boys answer these, and other pressing questions about "About Time" in a wide-ranging and certifiably scintillating discussion. Music credits: "Here Forever," by Adigold Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme mu...

The boys plan their dream "vacation where we meet a sexy lover" as a special treat for the holidays. Also, Jude Law is very handsome indeed. Also ... Willoughby!!!! Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! Advertise on The Baby-Sitters Club Club via Gumball.fm --- Support this podcast:...

It's two Gwyneths for the price of one! Follow along as the boys artfully extract nuance and subtext from this scintillating film about twin Gwyneths ("Twyneths") who miss the train about 50 percent of the time. Music credits: "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and...

Warning: Do not cram this film into your frathole. Additionally, for your own safety, we will not be describing anything that happens in this film. There is one funny part in this film (we believe), and we will say what the one funny part is, but—again, for your own safety and protection—we will avoid discussing anything else that happens in this media product as much as is humanly possible given...

Would you pass the cheese test? The carnage test? The sexy-book-to-read-over-the-phone test? Learn these truths about yourselves AND the truth about cats, dogs, and turtles by listening to this scintillating episode! Also, be careful out there, turtle havers. The thing about the thing is not a myth. You know what we're talking about. Music credits: “Showtime,” by Stockwaves "Epic Romance," by Musi...

We’re joined by Marissa Flaxbart this week and she brought a scintillating piece of literature along with her to discuss: Star Wars “Rogue One!” Sorry, I'm just learning that it was Evie Dunmore’s “A Rogue of One's Own” we discussed and not Star Wars at all. The book had all the hallmarks of a great romance: spider sex, abandoned values, and large, non-iridescent genitals. What more could you poss...

Don't waste our flavor because we're coming in hot and heavy with some sizzling hot takes about the scintillating masterpiece that paved the way for American Pie. For instance, did you know that a lot of the people in this movie were also in "Six Feet Under"? Wow. Music credits: "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon....

Everyone likes cooking shows but what if they were even steamier ... BECAUSE OF LOVE-MAKING?!!! It's a question we've all asked ourselves, but only one person had the talent and the vision to make it come true. This week, we're joined by special guest Erin La Rosa to talk about love, cooking, and — surprising pretty much everyone — Ninja Turtles. Music credits: "Epic Romance," by Music Dog Special...

The era of silent podcasting is over, so you can finally hear our beautiful singing voices — and what a perfect movie to debut them with. There's not as much rain as you might think in this film, but there is plenty of singin'! Music credits: "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/...

This movie has everything: Meryl, Remington Steele, Mr. Darcy, Dad from Thor, and — somewhat confusingly — a big, fat Greek wedding. But as perfect as it is, that doesn't mean the boys can't find a way to improve on it ... if they can only find someone with the capital to make their musical dreams a reality. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the t...

In the Year of Our Lord 2002, it was decreed throughout the land that every man, woman, and child of sound health and mind should — on a day of their choosing — go unto the theatre and bear witness with their own eyes to the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." Now, 20 years after this beautiful display of international solidarity, the mandate has been long abandoned. But some few still remember. We r...

Two films about some guys, some pitches, and a love affair with a nice lady and 11 or more sports boys who are based between 2 and 60 miles south of Cambridge. Other than that, they're actually quite different, so it's EXTREMELY important that you watch them in the correct order. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our...

A movie about how fabulously nice it would be if somebody came and picked you up at work. Literally. This one was sadder than we expected, but Richard Gere looks great in those dress whites! Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! Adverti...

It's almost impossible to imagine a more perfect concept for a film than a completely feral Nicolas Cage yelling a lot and then falling in love with Cher. The boys discuss this '80s classic and try with very limited success to remember what Little Red Riding Hood is about. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon...

This week, we're here from the '90s to explain to the world why selling out is so very, very bad, why not caring about anything is the coolest way to be, and why absolutely everyone needs to celebrate Rex Manning Day. Music credits: "Compton Jam," by Score Wizards "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey "Epic Romance," by Music Dog Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the th...

This week, a movie that asks a question that's been on everybody's mind since the Elizabethan times: What if Shakespeare fell in love with Goop, from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop? The boys endeavor to answer this while keeping the conversation high-mindedly focused on the underdiscussed influence of Jacobean Revenge Tragedy on modern cinema. Music credits: "Classical War Orchestra," by Orchestralis Spec...

He's a hockey man; she's a figure skating queen. Can they put together the greatest American figure skating pairs team in history without falling hopelessly in love with one another? No, obviously not, but it's a blast to watch them try. Music credits: "Ice Waltz," by Snow Music Studio “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon a...