Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where In case there weren’t already enough reasons NOT to catcall… I just witnessed a massacre... I was too busy running away to rehearse an audition song "No Proof?" Oh, Bless Your Heart, Boss. "but you're family, it can't be that bad....." They're BOTH my daughters Death is very natural Don’t touch pregnant people My doctor visit is not your concern T...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Sent on a quest for the impossible plint ladder Malicious Compliance in Aerospace (Kinda Long) My BF wanted me to do an IQ test to prove how intellectually superior he was. My fitness app wanted me to be consistent. I was very consistent. Sorry, my shift is over. You want a large pizza with everything? Ok you got it! So, I'm not allowed to use my...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by chasing diagnoses for 35 years—and the answer was in my dinner TIFU in the grocery store with my mom TIFU by accidentally becoming my client’s wife’s boyfriend TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My (30F) husband (32M) impulse bought a dog My[24M] girlfriend [22F] and her sister [20F] are both pregnant with my children. Neither of them know about the other. I want to do the right thing. My bosses and coworkers have a secret group chat where they trash-talk me we took up a collection for a coworker to get to a funeral, but she lied about...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r AmITheJerk where AITA for my reaction to my uncle asking me to give him custody of my little sister? AITAH for leaving my friend and going home after I asked her not to sleep with my boyfriend’s roommate? Am I the AH for not caring that my ex husband is dead? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My girlfriend is a "Karen" towards retail workers and wait staff and it's really hurting our relationship. (I'm 28M, she's 28F) You smell like you work, so you must work here. karen: "do you know who i am?" me: "no, tell us." karen: "my husband is..." me: "thats your husband. tell us who you are." Karen at the supermarket ‘Oh you can take your...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Ask us to do you a favour and then complain? We can work to rule. Early 2000's Radio Contest: Whoever sends the most emails wins concert tickets! Accused of stealing/embezzling electricity from employer Caravan park wants us to close a free campsite? Not for me I’m not allowed to take Ubers unless it’s to the main airport? Fine. You want bread? O...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where The airplane cleaner stole my AirPods. The No Solicitors sign was there for your protection I had enough dealing with someone who wouldn’t come out of the bathroom My ex-boss taught me about responsibility so I returned the favor. You should teach your kids to 1) clean up after themselves 2) treat customer service workers with respect. My ghoster came c...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My mom called my landlord to complain about the way I decorated my own apartment and I only found out because my landlord called me confused. My child is more important. my mom keeps throwing out my vibrators. My family disowned me 15 years ago. Complete no contact. Now all at once they want back in my life and are stalking me. I finally confronted t...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Verizon says I owe them one penny. Want me to invite the entire class to a birthday party? Okay. My Boss Wanted 'Efficiency'—So I Gave Him Just That! Neighbours oppose shop being rented to an institutional company. Turkish landowner opens a hooking up shop instead. you want the files? sure here you go Happy Birthday? driving with my dad You want...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to go to my SIL Baby shower and the rest of the family is following. AITA My wife and I came home at 3am and my MIL acted like we were 16 sneaking into house WIBTAH if I don't attend to my friends baby shower because they said my pregnancy was an accident and that I didn't deserve it ? AITAH for not wanting to give my cart up for free at Aldi...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where A co-worker put me on the spot when she saw scars from a past car accident I was bluffing. The rest just aligned on its own Joking about bizarre axe murders Respect your elders?? Not if they haven't earned it. Nurse said I was squeamish because I hadn’t had children yet. I traumatized her by telling her about the illegal medical testing I endured...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r scams where [US] Scammer calling “welfare check” on victim [US] (UPDATE) Scammer given up on swatting, now ordering retaliatory pizzas Man pounding on our door looking for a package- scam help? [DE]Got hacked in the dumbest way as an IT guy US-We were scammed after calling QuickBooks support – $95,000 gone and we’re desperate Mercari allowed a buyer to scam me for $400. H...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for NOT acting wealthy AITA for refusing to return expensive band merchandise I bought second hand when someone reached out to tell me they were stolen from her? AITA for not giving my Roommate more space? AITA my friend ruined my yixing teapot and I want her to replace it or give me 500 dollars. AITA for kicking out my friend (who I let live rent-free fo...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where I'm 17F. A creepy guy I work with (30s? M) keeps licking me (seriously). My (21M) girlfriend (22F) got into a wheelchair. Don't know if we're compatible anymore. My husband (32M) is insisting that "we" impregnate his friend after finding I (32F) am unable to conceive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Won’t let me help you with complying with DOT regulations? Have fun with that Out of Service ticket and fees, buddy! Infuriating professional development workshops on using our "Teacher Voice"? Don't mind if we do! The rec league said rosters had to be "finalized and unchangeable" after week two. They forgot to define what a roster is. My old bos...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITAH for expecting a girl to get off a treadmill in the gym? AITA for wanting a break? AITA for refusing to give my mom my savings after she found out how much I have? (19F) AITA for confronting my friend in front of people when she implied I’m an alcoholic? AITA for only talking to my DIL in a group chat that my son is a part of AITA: I Told a Friend She Cou...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where If you won't ship to me because my drive is less than an hour, then I'll make it in an hour What list? A stupid policy was formed as an overcorrection, I was written up for enforcing it Need merits to go to prom? Let me help. I embarrassed a corporate higher up today by following his directions. We need to save hours! I can only call a forward? O...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to move my roommate’s dishes and hiding the dish soap? AITA for kicking my "mentally ill" brother out of my house when he was treating my wife like garbage AITA for the way I have been reacting... AITA for telling my friend I don’t want her to come to my birthday? AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitt...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where my mother thought i was trying to avoid studying and was being a b*tch on purpose. well... i wasn't (repost) I leaned a little too hard into the middle school witch accusations to annoy a middle school bully Somebody at work didn't respect my out of office so I let them know what I was doing. Exercise Bro got the same surgery as me on the same day...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for avoiding my mom after she told me to "suck it up" when I broke my fingers AITA For refusing to tell the men in my family about my period? AITA For calling out my best friend for stealing from me AITA for not moving back in with my dad just because he got divorced WIBTA for suing my friend when she didn’t come to my wedding? AITA for telling our roomma...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My parents changed their plans and are ruining my birthday Mom asked me to take her Child's dirty diaper in a parking lot. My mom tried to use my curling wand on her 2 inches (3-4cm) hair, burned herself and then went full psycho on me Parents felt entitled to my hooking up life after I got a boyfriend Influencer wants small business to pay for their...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Eliminate history ? Ok sure. Customer always found a mistake - so we complied I am the highest authority. No English allowed? D'accord. Signage not allowed? Fine. Give me a zero for no name, got it Throw it away if it's not labelled I was told I can only communicate with 2 people. Ok then Clocking in too early? No problem, I'll show up later then...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r scams where [US] After Trustpilot review, Welcome to my nightmare [US] friend receiving assassination threats from two separate numbers [US] Green card marriage scam that got VERY bad (US) FIL got a call that he won $82,000 House arrest ankle monitor scam [US] Graveyard Scammer I'm at a loss on stopping this romance scam Long Overdue Update on My Grandma's Romance Scammer...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITAH for giving my friend a much-needed reality check? UPDATE: AITA for giving my friend a much-needed reality check? AITA for calling gold stable and my sister losing $1,000 because of it? AITA for skipping my friend's daughter’s 1st birthday and charging her for the "gift" after she forgot to tell me the time changed? AITA for not allowing my dad and sister...