Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No phones allowed at work, tell them to call me directly! You need a adult to enter go find one ! Useless rule leads to malicious compliance Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! I work in a warehouse, we're allowed to have speakers but not headphones for safety reasons Won't let me turn in my exam and tell me to che...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mine is kind of adorable. It happened to me yesterday! I know you don't work here fella (wholesome and polite) I Am A Child Not An Employee Pancake pickup I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Go to store after work in clearly marked work uniform, lady grabs earbuds out of my ears, yells at me and plays victim...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Peed outside for the first time with my boyfriend on his favorite hiking trail and now he’s furious with me because he can’t ever go back there. AITA for getting mad at my parents after they didn’t tell me about my autism diagnosis until 12 years after I was diagnosed? AITA for financially supporting my brothers kids behind his back? AITA for telling my...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where We need a urine sample It's too hot in here? Yesterday it was too cold? OK... Won't pay for breakfast? Well OK, then spend 8k on a coffee machine in the name of equality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Possible slightly entitled parents, or am I entitled? Just me, or is this weird? Entitled mother wants me to fight a child Entitled mom grabbed my arm over a freaking fake rose and henna tattoo that I drew on with a sharpie. entitled mother trash talked fire fighters for not feeding her entitlement during a Christmas drive by event and gets called ou...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Pick your battles a little more carefully office temp replaced my water with strait vodka when I was hung over so I convinced her and the entire office that she killed a dog. Revenge in the Army Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Yes, let me tell you all about chemistry. 'Tugboat Billy' shoots himself in the foot. Destroying a homework policy They wanted me to pay so I gave them what they asked for Why don't you just mind your business? Okay, I will I cut up thousands of £’s worth of metal that my manager asked me to scrap. Impatient Customer Pays for Short Temper Hosted...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Pirate Bully Beat Down Aaaarrrggghhh! Your teenager prevents me from sleeping… Now you won’t sleep either. teacher didn't give us attendance, my group and I muted her continuously for the remainder of the class Complain about us to our boss will you, ok we will remember that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Transfered to work with my best friends HR can't help with bullying. Hmm. Upper management attempted to harass me, tell me I'm not worth the salary, and told me to leave if I'm not happy just because I said thank you to someone they didn't like. Jokes on them. I took their offer and left and they needed a contract worth more than 5x my salary per...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady “She don’t know nothin’!” A memorable day at Michael's I'm not Jake from State Farm so confused how this happened Hello? I said HeLlOoO do YOU WORK HERE!? "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" I finally got a story to tell as a Food Courier. M Early Morning Mistakes Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Have to be the one on the phone? Okay then... Locking a kid out with a snake Middle manglement tries to dump the workload of 12 on 7, loses bonus' when we don't break ourselves to meet their unreasonable demand. Three letters- C.Y.A. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EP thinks I'm a free babysitter, and potential kid-napper? my maternal cousin demanded that I use paternal inheritance to send her and her kids to Disney, I tell her children outright that she's a liar cause I never agreed to that, so she ditched her kids with her mom when they were mad at her for lying, and her mom is basically raising her kids for...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Steal of a pshychotic gypsy, he'll follow you to prison, hurt you, threaten to hurt you whenever he wants, and one day that will end in your death. But you won't know when. Everyday living in fear. a dude took the parking spot my mom used at our apartments, so we gathered a ton of information on him. Ended in him getting years in the slammer for drug distri...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My malicious compliance results in anti-vax woman getting fully vaccinated. The tears were delicious. Don't speak Spanish in front of you? Okay, how about french? No? Maybe German? New Army Captain tries to end her career Save Up to 15% on Your Water Bill by Shafting the Unhoused Today! Insist i announce every time i have to pee? No problem! Host...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Congrats, you donated to charity! My brother was (probably) mean to me so I hid his blankets. You want to race? Ok... Advice for aggressive telemarketing. Math teacher won’t give me 100% okay how about 51%. Don’t let your dog crap on other people’s property in my neighborhood. You’ll be sorry. The time I went postal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for my sister ending her pregnancy and possibly her marriage? AITA for putting up my Christmas lights early even though the HOA that I’m not a part of says it violates the rules and upsets the people in the HOA AITA for refusing to disclose how much I make to my bf? AITA for kicking everyone out of my house during thanksgiving dinner? AITA for not a...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You cannot spend $50 on a haircut! Want me to come into university class and present orally despite being ill? Okay! Want strict work hours? Ok, can do. I want a WiFi point and I don’t care how you do it - Don't care huh? Get your sh*t off my property! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Nope, don't work here... No, my old manager can't order me around either. "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends “Yo where the condoms at?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge I got my Homophobic bullying co-work fired with a mysterious package. Jerk stepfather got rid of all of my prized possessions as a child and beat the crap out of me regularly. I ended up getting all of his prized possessions and selling most of them, and when I told him he tried to assault me in public, which resulted in criminal charges, losing his job, an...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Then there was that time I was in a conference call while duck hunting No standby policy? No standby. my former company tried to assert their dominance over me by agreeing to pay $80 a day and let me go to work 2 hours later. Pass on your bogus excuse? OK. Boss is power hungry and told me to be "on time", so i changed my work times a bit Hosted o...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Mother gets Angry at US for HER kid trying to start a fight Entitled sister demands I take her children to Disney with me and my girlfriend despite knowing it's a secret proposal trip. Entitled parent tried to get me kicked out but instead landed me in the hospital Entitled mother rips off my tail?! EM gets guitar lessons for her 2 and a hal...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my sister and BIL to move out after three years of supporting them after family tragedy? AITA For unpacking my GF’s towel AITA For getting mad at my wife for not feeding our kids despite being sick? AITA for keeping an unedited wedding photo in my personal space and not having any sympathy when it upset MIL? AITA for refusing to stay in a...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Out of the flow, and into the lunchroom You forced us to recruit? You just made yourself expandable! Sure, I'll keep my meals under $30 as per the policy. I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time "We didn't break any laws, sure, go to the authorities" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where The dog that would not stop barking and how I got him to stop Fake Friend almost costs me my apartment, so I make sure she finds her own apartment Boss told me I needed to get along Smug Teacher Loses If you come upstairs quickly we can have some fun" The opposite of 'moving' is 'returning', apparently.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Animal abuser gets sent to the hospital Neighbour didn't return money. I informed her parents indirectly she had a boyfriend and drink alcohol. She got beaten by her brother, her mother called her tramp and other words for a whole half hour and her parents house arrested her for a month. Ruined a marriage and my family for revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast...