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The Land of Summer Camps Summer is Here When the Red Lights Appear Gotta Have The New Oldsmobile “Precision Lawn Mower 4th of July Shenanigans” Your Potholes Were Filled By A Ventriloquist  Bricklayers, Not Great At Directions Summer At A Military School Frog Phobias & Campus Squirrels Don’t Let Dave Park Your Car Thinkin’ Summer in March Blooper Moment

Cheers to Grave Expectations! “To be Mortal You Need Not be Eternal” Inviting the Grim Reaper to The Reunion An Ode to Tony A Dress Rehearsal For My Funeral Reunions & Zoom Calls Realizing You Aren’t Bulletproof  Sum Me Up in a Song Don’t Think Too Hard About Cremation Don & Dave Aren’t Familiar with Mamma Mia What Are Fog Horns Even For?

IlliNOISE Are You a Moe, Curly, or a Larry? The Bazookaverse There Was No We We’re Gonna Die, Little Brother Baseball Cards, The Original MLM Dave <3’s Don Mossi Beware The Ventriloquist Dummy

The Men Are Keeping Up With The Kardashians  Six Degrees of Separation The Infamous Oil Smudge  David Zonies Scores The Game Winning Touchdown Barefoot in the Bank FSBO Paul’s Golden Watch A Little Jumpy For My Taste!  ISO Panko 

How to Nail The Joke WGN Studios Farm Show The Rodney Dangerfield Technique  A Peak Inside The Writer’s Room Mutinies on the High Sea > Litigation  USV, Majoring in Jungle Warfare  Luck of The Draw at Court  Something About a Tux Mercury on Route 83

The Hound Dog Who Thought He Was a Raccoon And His Daughter’s Name is Caroline What do Mink Coats and Dolphins Have in Common? It’s Only Money Stiffing the Newspaper Boy Bathing in Poison Ivy “I’d Skin A Buffalo For a Free Lunch” Stairway Outta Perkins  Don, The Storm Chaser The Funniest Guy in Jacksonville Dave’s Alter Ego; Burton Booty  “Neckalarpacy” 

ISO: Chinese Restaurant Trisha Yearwood’s Favorite Comedian, Taylor Mason Opening for Little Elvis  Burt Hoss With That Chicago Charm “We’re All in The Entertainment Business”  He Outlived the Latin Casino  Chaos in the DJ Booth Dave’s Famous Mick Jagger Routine  Hide the Corkscrews A Quick Four They Never Even Knew I Was Gone Book Rec: Irreversible by Taylor Mason 

Did the Heels Have Cleats?  Don’s Lucky #13 Superstitions on the Mound The Fab 5 & Their Extra-Long Shorts Dave’s a Lefty to His Core Cutting Ties with My Daughter During College Basketball Season “You’re Out of Your Effin’ Mind”  What No Intermission Really Means  That’s Enough Tape, Forrest!!  Daisy Saved Don’s Golf Game McEnroe Won…So I Called Her Mythbusters Avoid it Like The Plague

Dave and Horses Don’t Mix Famously Not a Fan of Divers Not the MVP  Good Times in Naples “Euthanize Me If I Ever Play Shuffleboard” The Pickle ball Accident Priorities in the Right Place High Body Count at The Reunion An Event Fraught With Drama Tricorned Hats & Muskets  A Paper Mache Fort…I Guess The Original Overstock.com  

A Lot To Do About Death Hidden Talents I Just Want to be A Columnist A Cartoonist The Greatest Cartographer in The Land You’re  a Filthy Animal How Dave Became an Ad Man  You Can Make a Living Being Funny! The Groundlings Theatre All-Star What’s the Volume of a Cone? The Jim Morrison Story The Infamous Lawsuit

Doc Ellis Was Onto Something The Guys That Made Us Hate Pink Floyd “You Don’t Smoke It, It Smokes You” Not Your Dad’s Weed If Your Baby Tastes Salty, Call a Doctor A Group of Gullibles Testing Flammability at UNC Beware of Blasting Caps   The Experiences That Set Us Back Don’s Playboy Mansion Adventure We’re Huntin’ Dinosaurs 

The Museum of Musical Instruments The Mr. Valentine Award Goes to Dave Thanks Michigan State Alumni! Meet Cute High School Sweethearts, Kind Of Stumbled Into Something Good Wedding Faux Pas  The Infamous Wedding Date Our Opinion On Rob Reiner An Ill Timed Bachelor Party Don’t Fall in Medford  “Now She’s Got Him!” Upcoming Nuptials

The Mysterious Deer Antlers A Gecko Scavenger Hunt Must Love Dogs Don’s Abandonment Origin Story In My 20s & Pet-less Missy’s Misadventures The Mailman Incident  Don’t Feed Henry Ellie of Eleuthera  Gus is a Hero It Is Life’s Cruelest Joke That We Outlive Our Pets “It’s Me or the Cats” Starlight or David Bowee? 

The History of the Transistor Radio The Sounds of the Jersey Shore Dave’s First Short Story Meets The Hall of Fame Brown Eyed Girl WQAM Jingles “And Now You Know The Rest of The Story” Montego Bay & Don’s Radio Debut This is What Being a Teenager is All About! The Great British Invasion Styx at the Prom Don’s First LP Reveal The Power of Neil Young The Dreaded Radio Show

Don as The Intergalactic Wingman Sledding in Texas, an Oxymoron Snowball Fights in Philly “I Walked Two Miles to School” & Other Lies Our Parents Told Us Lost in a Winter Wonderland “These Three Guys Look Like Their Out to Rob a Bank” Learn to Ski Better ft. Don Woodard CPS Should Have Carries Me Off Forget Bedtime, Let’s Sled!  A Couple of Left-Handed Creatives

The Very First Intern Killer Margaritas Winter in The Windy City The Original Party Animal No AI, Just Tricks The Clydesdale Stampede  The Good Ol’ Ad Days Brooke Was Almost a Spudette Will He Stay or Will He Go? Are You Nervous Yet? Kindergarten for Adults A Leopard on a Leash ATF Loyal The Lucky Ticket! Why Not Play Pebble Beach?

The Virginian v Bananza The Last Thing a Hypochondriac Needs Memories or Shirley Temple Movies? Sick Enough to Miss School, But Not Sick Enough for The Doctor Cat Scratch Fever The Hooky Plan Mr. Smith Brothers Please Don’t Let It Be Ms. Abear! “Is Donny Alright?” Metallic Wing Death & Bicycle Tag Repeating the Sins of Our Parents You’d Feel a Whole Lot Better If We Removed The TV From Your Ro...

Guy Lombardo’s Auld Lang Syne The Pretender to the Fresca Throne Adultnapping to the Bahamas Black Eyed Beans for Prosperity  Every Male in Philadelphia Knows How To Play the Banjo  Rebel Yelling Into the New Year The Infamous Barker Christmas Tree The Ball Drop Incident Don’s ZZ Top Reveal 2024 Alexander Dorm Reunion   What Do Aborigines Throw? Spend Time with Those You Love

Are We Over Christmas Music Yet? Sledding in Texas < Sledding in NJ Can People Stop Writing Christmas Songs? What Did You Open on Christmas Eve? Eddy Googly-Eyed Arnold The Pious Grandparents Great Name for a 70s Band, Bad Name for a Salad Fruit Cake Fanatic  The Carolers Are Here!  Getting Together on Christmas

Was Santa an Elf? The Torment of an Older Brother The Norelco Shaver The Christmas Clydesdale A Type-A Christmas Easter Egg Sized Christmas Lights The Merry Marros Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol More Floodlights Than The Arc de Triomphe Lit Candles in a Christmas Tree The Artist Formally Known As Possum

And That Is Why We’re All Infatuated With Movies Spontaneous Applause  Dave is a Menace to Society Who Bombed Pearl Harbor? The Infamous Gatoring Incident of 2023 A Large Body Count The Best Westerns  Don is Mr. Musical Neglecting the Source of the Genius  The Cuban Missile Crisis Celebrity at the Cheese Counter You’ve Lost the Nest Egg Movies Are Escapism

The Hallmark Movie Trope PJs and Drive-ins Saturday Mornings in Denison, TX The Babysitter of the 60s  Undoing Bras & Saving the World The Big Fight About Subtitles Clockwork Orange Camping Out For a Midnight Premier  The Infamous First Date At Jaws Find That Flea The Don Woodard Film Festival She’s a Beaux

Sistine Chapel, Colorblind Version “Just Sattin’ There Wondering” The Transition to Color TV New Challenge: Watch Your Favorite Movie with No Sound K-I-D-S Don, The Little League Champion Three Martini Lunch The UNC v Duke Rivalry  Karma, Not Overrated A Weekend with Ernie Banks

“…right after this word from our sponsor” A Glorified Bagman No Hard Shoes & No Tie Shah’s Army  Nobody Knows Anything 16 Ways to Kill an Ad He’s No Actor Tally Bally Ho!  Adventures in the Advertising Trade It’s Time to Leave the Writer’s Room Bruce Willis & Don Share Tequila Someone in China Really Lucked Out

This week we're joined, once again, by Taylor Mason to talk road trippin' our way through the holidays, and more. Don’t Run The Ibis Incident One Rule: Never Stop Three Wheels to Ottawa Wang Is a Super Bowl All-Star A Christmas Eve Nightmare Red Star, Green T And They Never Used An Ice Machine Again Mason, The Million Miler  Getting Out Of Guam