Stories to Dismember: Horror Movie Review

When two young tourists get lost on the moors of northern England, they discover that sometimes local superstitions should be taken seriously. A classic example of toeing the line between tragedy and comedy, this film features groundbreaking special effects and the most moon-themed soundtrack around! Join Lyndsey, Aaron, and Miguel as they dismember 1981's An American Werewolf in London !

A platoon of soldiers in the Scottish Highlands encounter something that their training REALLY didn't prepare them for. It takes them long enough to believe it, but they're being hunted down by werewolves! Why were they out here in the first place, anyway? What's up with that tiny knife in the first scene? Who's winning the big football match? Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel ask the important questions...

Jinkies! Accusations of a werewolf are flying around the small town of Beaverfield. Strange things have been happening, and it's up to the gang to find out what! Could it be the oil man who wants to build a pipeline through the town? The wildman who lives in the woods nearby? The new park ranger who just moved into town? Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they try to unravel the mystery in 2021's...

The gang rounds out their series on vampires with a movie that is gothic horror at its most goth. Romance, betrayal, and an article no sane editor would ever publish come together in Anne Rice's classic movie based on Anne Rice's classic novel. Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember 1994's Interview with the Vampire !

Next in our dismemberment of vampire films is a neo-Western action horror film where vampire hunters are commissioned by the Vatican to find an ancient relic that is also being sought by vampires. Yes, you read all of that correctly. Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember John Carpenter's Vampires (1998).

Teenager Charley Brewster can’t get enough horror in his life until an actual vampire moves in next door. No one believes him, however, so he turns to a washed up actor, known for his portrayals of vampire slayers, for help. Continuing our series of Vampire movies, join Aaron, Lyndsey and Miguel as they sink their teeth into Fright Night (1985)!

Even Dracula has to pay taxes so he converts his castle into a hotel which his granddaughter helps manage. After she books a band there, she falls in love with one of the musicians and decides to become human. Join Aaron, Lyndsey and Miguel as they dismember this wild little number, Nocturna (1979).

Every year Barrow, Alaska experiences a solid month of complete darkness. A fitting environment for vampires, if you ask me... Starting off with our specially extended theme of Vampire Month, follow along with Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember 30 Days of Night (2007)!

Noted as one of the inspirations for John Carpenter's Halloween , Black Christmas (1974) follows a group of sorority girls who, over their winter holiday, receive harassing phone calls that seem to be escalating to something more... Happy Horror Days!

Take a joyride with Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they wrap up their series of travel horror movies with Joyride (2001). Two brothers take a cross-country road trip that wouldn't be complete without a prank call to a trucker... which proves to be a deadly mistake.

Launching off with our series of Travel horror films, join your hosts on a hellish vacation as they dismember Hostel (2005). In this film, three backpackers share more of a cultural experience than they bargained for at a hostel that caters to certain clientele with... unorthodox taste.

Take heed, dear listener, for this episode has RISEN FROM THE DEAD! Very fittingly, Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel recorded their very first episode with their review of The Return of the Living Dead (1985), one of the most influential zombie films ever made.

What would later be the inspiration for Batman's most iconic foe, The Joker, The Man Who Laughs (1928) features a man, disfigured as a child, with a face forever fixed in a laughing smile. There are many people interested in this man, from conspirists to love interests... and it's no laughing matter.

Celebrating Native American Heritage month, join us as we take a break from our themes of black and white silent horror films to dismember Blood Quantum (2019). In this film, the dead have come to life and only the Mi'gmaq reserve seems to be immune... Visit https://www.nativehope.org/

Next in our line-up of black and white silent horror films is The Bat (1926), and no, we're not talking about the Caped Crusader. Though if you listen (or watch The Bat yourself), you'll find that there are some surprising similarities...

This month we're going back to the 1920s, to the silent horror films that started it all. We begin with The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) where a sinister charlatan unleashes his sleepwalker to do his evil bidding. However, things aren't as black and white as they seem.

Happy Halloween! Joining us to celebrate is actor and comedian Mike Mitchell. With his horror movie pick, George Romero's Day of the Dead (1985), it's scientists versus soldiers, and zombies versus EVERYONE in this cornerstone of zombie cinema!

Gearing up for Halloween, we have TikTok's amazing Oz (@oslowe) helping us dismember Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). When a group of friends travel to a remote Texas town in the wake of some disturbing grave robberies, they have an experience that the world will never forget. Who's up for some barbeque?

An escaped sanitarium patient with only murder on his mind... and a badass babysitter who is regarded as one of the first and most influential "final girls." What better way to kick off our Halloween-themed horror films than John Carpenter's Halloween (1978)?

We think Halloween ROCKS which is why we're closing our Back to School theme with Trick or Treat (1986). This movie, set on Halloween day, features Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons, and follows the story of a bullied metalhead. Wake up sleepy heads, It's PARTY Time!

In this second episode of our Back to School horror movies, join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember Chronicle (2012) a film where three high school boys gain telekinetic powers. Consider this your reminder to stay in school and DON'T BE A BULLY. Your victim might have telekinesis!

Summer’s over which means it’s time for class work, cafeteria food, gym class, AND BULLIES as we cover the first installation of our Back to School horror movies, Carrie (1976). Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember this film adaptation of Stephen King’s first novel and have a bloody good time.

So long, Fran Kranz, and catch you next time! In this third installation of Summer Camp horror movies, join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they review C abin Fever (2002) and dismember this fever dream of a film.

In the second episode of our Summer Camp series, we say hello again to our pal Fran Kranz in You Might Be the Killer (2018). Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember the film and wonder who, in this film, might be the killer.

In the first episode of this month’s theme (Summer Camp!), we take a drive down to 2012’s The Cabin in the Woods . Join Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel as they dismember the film and gush about their love for Fran Kranz.