Stories to Dismember: Horror Movie Review

**Warning - This movie contains flashing lights that may affect people sensitive to light or be distracting** In the 1982 film " Halloween III: Season of the Witch ," the Halloween season takes a chilling turn when a sinister plot is unveiled involving masks, mysterious occurrences, and a small town's descent into terror. As Halloween approaches, a doctor discovers a horrifying consp...

" Shrooms " - the cinematic rollercoaster that dares to ask, "What's scarier than a forest at night? Tripping in that forest on magic mushrooms!" In this hilarious yet spine-tingling flick, a group of adventurous friends embark on a psychedelic journey through the Irish countryside, armed with nothing but their wits and some questionable fungi. But when their hallucinations...

Leprechaun , a cinematic masterpiece of questionable choices, combines horror with hilarity in a way that only a malevolent Irish imp can. Imagine a tiny green menace wreaking havoc, not with terror, but with a mischievous charm that leaves audiences simultaneously laughing and cringing. With scenes more absurd than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, this film is a rollercoaster of absurdity,...

" Grabbers : When an Irish island is besieged by tentacled aliens, the locals realize the best way to survive isn't with guns or bombs, but with pints and ploys to stay drunk. Cheers to a hilarious battle against extraterrestrial sobriety!" To hear our reviews of this movie, before you partake. Skip to 35:34

In the 2006 " Wicker Man " film, imagine a world where Nicolas Cage's facial expressions have more twists and turns than the convoluted plot itself. Picture Cage, clad in a bear costume and perpetually confused expression, stumbling through a remote island community where the locals seem to have a PhD in creepy rituals and questionable folk songs. As he investigates a missing girl, C...

" The Village ," a 2004 film directed by M. Night Shyamalan, is a gripping psychological thriller set in an isolated 19th-century village surrounded by ominous woods. As the villagers adhere to strict rules to avoid the malevolent creatures lurking in the forest, tensions escalate within the community, unraveling dark secrets and challenging their perception of reality. Through its haunt...

Welcome our easily startled friends, to a spine-chilling journey through the twisted realms of horror cinema! Prepare to dive into a world where screams are music to our ears and goosebumps are the latest fashion accessory. But fear not, for we are your trusty guides through this dark and eerie landscape, here to offer you not just frights, but also a hearty dose of humor to help you cope with the...

Chernobyl Diaries : Where the radiation levels are high, but the Yelp reviews are glowing! Join a group of thrill-seekers as they embark on a sightseeing tour of a lifetime. Spoiler alert: the souvenir shop is out of Geiger counters. Reviews start at 39:47 start here before you watch the movie!

Silent Hill (2006) unfolds like a waking nightmare, a descent into the abyss of psychological terror. The once quaint town morphs into a grotesque tableau of unimaginable horrors, where the ominous fog acts as a shroud for unspeakable malevolence lurking in the shadows. The air is heavy with an otherworldly dread, and the streets echo with the tortured cries of long-forgotten souls. Nightmarish cr...

Step into the delightfully deranged world of ' Psycho ' (1960), where showers are scarier than you ever imagined, and motels offer more than just a continental breakfast! Directed by the maestro of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock, this classic film takes a stab at turning the ordinary into the extraordinarily twisted. Meet Marion Crane, who thought she was checking into a quaint motel for the n...

" Rosemary's Baby ," a devilishly delightful film directed by Roman Polanski, invites you into a world where pregnancy comes with a side order of satanic shenanigans. Set against the backdrop of swinging '60s New York, it's a baby shower you won't find on any registry. Rosemary (Mia Farrow) and her husband Guy (John Cassavetes) move into a quirky apartment building with m...

" Dr. Terror's House of Horrors " (1965) invites audiences into a world where the supernatural collides with the macabre in a chilling anthology of terror. A mysterious and ominous figure known as Dr. Schreck boards a train with five unsuspecting passengers. As the locomotive barrels through the night, Dr. Schreck reveals a deck of tarot cards, each foretelling a horrifying fate awai...

Trigger warning: Harassment and Unwanted Attention Step right up, ladies and gents, to the spookiest sideshow in town – the 1962 classic, " Carnival of Souls "! It's the film that asks the burning question: What do you get when you mix a creepy carnival, a car accident, and a woman who can't seem to shake off her ghostly dance partners? Dive into our reviews at 48:55!

Trigger warning: Harm to animals "If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know it was really me?" When a helicopter chases a husky into a remote Antarctic research base, the American staff are initially confused. But when members of the crew investigate the Norwegian station where the helicopter came from, they discover that they might have had good reason to hunt it do...

Now here's a riddle to guess if you can: who is the monster and who is the man? We're not travelling to Notre Dame this time, but rather to Midian to seek answers to that very question! After his nightmares return, Aaron Boone consults his psychiatrist Dr. Decker about what they might mean. But can he trust that Decker really has his best interests at heart? Or is he using Boone to gain ac...

Trigger Warning: Harm to children, forced abduction What if it turned out that there was an explanation? Would you believe it, even if it was one you never thought you'd have to consider? When strange occurrences begin taking place in the Barrett family's home, at first they just assume that their teenage son is to blame. But as the events become truly unexplainable, and their youngest chi...

Trigger Warning: Harm to children, Evil Clowns You know what kids REALLY want in their trick-or-treat haul? Antiquated video technology! When Timmy finds a VHS tape mixed in with his Halloween candy, he begs his sister Tia and babysitter Sarah to watch it with him. As the short films on the tape unfold, its viewers become less certain what is real, and what's just make-believe. Join Aaron, Lyn...

I feel like we've been down this road before, but the scenery looks different... and we've got a new friend riding shotgun! The year is 1973: when a group of friends decide to take a road trip to attend a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, their path takes them through a desolate part of the Texas countryside. It turns out, though, that the locals are serving up anything but southern hospitality! Aar...

It's the one night of the year where no one wears their real face, but they often show their true colors! In this anthology film, we follow the goings-on in a small town on the night of Halloween. As the lives of its residents intertwine, they come to find out that it's a holiday with a long memory and unexpected dangers. Join Lyndsey, Miguel, and Aaron as they dismember 2007's Trick &...

It's the end of our music-themed month; seems like the perfect time for an encore! There's such a thing as being too invested in your idols. When Eddie gets his hands on a special demo track by a recently-deceased rockstar, he thinks it's too good to be true. As inexplicable things start to happen around him, though, he wonders whether he's actually lucky and whether the legendary...

Trigger Warning: White Supremacism, Intravenous Drug Use When you're reduced to siphoning gas to get to gigs, maybe you should accept that the whole music thing isn't really working out. The Ain't Rights are a deeply underground punk band that's just about to throw in the towel, but they could really use some cash to get back across the country. A last-ditch show at a "boots a...

There are lots of ways people try to clear a creative block; this might just be the worst. When the Foo Fighters travel to a mansion in Encino to record their latest album, they discover that it has a dark and disturbing past. Maybe they should get out of there, but there's something... otherworldly about the acoustics that might be just what Dave is looking for. Join Aaron, Miguel, and Lyndse...

There's a shortcut to fame and fortune, but be warned: the consequences may SUCK. Things are going poorly for Joey's band: they're out of money, are stuck playing crappy gigs, and their manager has just dumped them to cover Japanese hip-hop instead. When the band's bassist Jennifer meets up with a strangely alluring man after a show and returns the next day with some glamour of her...

Isn't it scary how time flies? It seems like only yesterday we were uploading our first episode, but it's been a full year of releases from Stories to Dismember! Aaron, Lyndsey, and Miguel have gotten together to look over some figures and fun facts about the last 51 episodes to reminisce about the good old days of yesteryear. Tune in to hear about the best- (and worst!) rated episodes, fa...

There's something to be said for good-natured ribbing, but it's possible to take it too far; I guess the question is: is it just a joke, or something more calculated? Larry arrives at his motel the night before a family wedding, only to find that the night manager Chester is a bit of a prankster. As the evening wears on, and the jokes escalate, he begins to fear that Chester might not have...