Stories and Cocktails

Sara and Rob experience some RV troubles on their coast-to-coast trip, but they make it to the Florida Keys anyways, although a bit sweaty. Private parts are exposed at the Garden of Eden in Key West and the duo drinks their way through Disney World until they find a piano bar that will play their song. No dolphins were harmed in the recording of this episode.

The caped cocktail crusaders take on the ticket reselling giant StubHub (and show some life hacks to stick it to The Man). Sara has a birthday that Rob screws up. It turns out Miami is a very sexy place and the duo plays relationship chicken while drunk shopping.

The Dynamic Drinking Duo have to survive some sketchy Florida weather (and horrendous drivers) as they RV from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaids are hyper sexualized on this episode. Eating disorders are decoded. Poor parenting tips are offered and many adult beverages are consumed. Fans of the show used Venmo to pay for the host's drinks (@storiesandcocktails) which only encou...

Nothing is off limits in this extremely explicit episode. Rob and Sara discuss the Big D, being cuckold, and almost being murdered. They leave Texas and travel through Louisiana, Alabama and finally land in Florida. They discover street drinking in Galveston, blackout partying on Bourbon Street, Bayou Tech Brewing's Tiki Bar, they tour the insane Abita Mystery House, they eat Wacked Out Wiener...

Rob sucks at cooking meat but does find a way to light himself on fire. Dog racing almost happened (but didn’t). The drinking duo goes hard on Sixth Street in Austin. Rob interrupts a live comedy show with a comment so inappropriate that he offends the entire club. Texas BBQ almost kills Rob. Sara goes full tiki Karen at a tiki bar that asks her to leave (it doesn’t go well). Rob has questions abo...

Rob and Sara road trip through Arizona and see the San Francisco Giants during Spring Training (where they desperately missed the handsome old coach Gabe Kepler). They find generational trouble during St. Patrick's Day at a bar near the University of Arizona. Then they head to San Antonio Texas for Tiki Bars and Speakeasys on the infamous River Walk. They catch a Spurs basketball game to see t...

Rob convinces two strange women at a brewery to climb into his RV, and Sara is oddly okay with it. There is some confusion with the wait staff at Dierks Bentley's Whisky Row in Gilbert, Arizona. Destiny and Elizabeth from Choose The Path You Take join the podcast in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Van life and RV life hacks are explained as Rob and Sara continue their trek across America.

Sara and Rob begin their cross country RV trip, podcasting live as they go from Los Angeles to Miami. The first show on the road comes from Palm Springs, CA, where Rob quickly learns the culture. Sara is unhappy with her husband's choice to climb a mountain at the beginning of their trip. Piff The Magic Dragon in Las Vegas comes up. Many Tiki drinks are enjoyed and we learn why Sara no longer...

Sara and Rob take over New York City and survive the subway system to see Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue and Def Leppard at Citi Field (Met Stadium). Rob waxes poetic about his days in a punk rock band called "them." Sara can't sing but does it anyway on the show. Rob has an "incident" with the NYPD which doesn't go the way he thought it should. And super heroes Dish Bo...

Rob and Sara decipher the macro economics of yard sales, there is some confusion at a bar regarding an upside-down pineapple. Rob explains how Sara's mom mobile is a rolling dumpster fire. Sara punches back that Rob is the one who actually wrecked her car. Rum goes in no problem, but the Irish whisky comes back up.

Rob and Sara battle each other over who should be in charge of killing the unicorn glitter roaches that are plaguing their domicile. Warning: insects are harmed in this episode. Sara asks to see the manager while Rob loses at tech support. Rob explains the high ratio of blondes and breasts in Bakersfield as the couple see Jane's Addiction live.

Rob and Sara try to play it cool as they rub elbows with celebrities at the Chateau Marmont. Adult children harsh the buzz. Sara admits to being a kleptomaniac in Las Vegas (and Palms Springs). Rob learns that Sara is a bit moody before coffee and why not a PSA about checking your blood pressure?

A Porsche dealership in Texas gets Sara drunk enough for Rob to by a sports car. Sara earns her full Karen badge in a parking lot road rage incident. Rob terrorizes his family over finding socks in the laundry and Sara teaches us all some math facts.

Rob and Sara's daughter, Addy Krider, gives herself a haircut in the 5th grade to predictable and terrible results. And, being fat, drunk and high is no way to live your life, but it was a good time in Seattle.

Sara gets involved with the Oakland Athletics management staff over warm beers. Rob calls a woman Ma'am and regrets it. Sara steals scissors. Rob is an anal retentive nightmare.

On this special "live as gets" episode Sara ruins a bachelorette party, Rob has a problem with second weddings, and the two of them drink for free and pee in a pool all day long at Luke Bryan’s Crash My Playa in Mexico.

Rob's Dry January turned into a New Beers Resolution, Sara has too many opinions about copy room etiquette for teachers, Rob has a Dad Bod, and how to win the luggage game against the airlines... you don't.

In this episode Rob gets arrested, somebody mistook the bed in the motorhome for a urinal, Sara drinks Bud Light in Wine Country, and children are harmed. Good tequila is consumed, and somebody gets kicked out of a go-kart track (again). Plus, for you dads out there: How to win the Pinewood Derby (spoiler alert: you cheat).

On this episode stand-up comic Addy Krider guest stars on the show, we discuss Christmas hickeys, hip-hop, Sara solves homelessness, and we find out what would happen to the world if Rob was king.

On this episode Rob tries to revisit high school football glory days as a new Cheer Dad and Sara decides Rob doesn't love her because he is bad at giving gifts.

On this episode Rob loses the gender war at home and Sara and Rob remember why they hate cruises.

On this episode Rob tries to kill his rescue dog and Sara doesn't appreciate the amount of yoga pants at Rob's gym.

On this episode Rob and Sara lose at a quiz night and have to steal their own bicycle back from themselves.

On this first episode of Stories & Cocktails Rob and Sara do battle with the PTA and Rob ends up in the hospital.