Stop Watering Dead Flowers

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Ever replayed a moment from ten years ago and still cringed? Welcome to Stop Watering Dead Flowers - the podcast for anyone haunted by their worst decisions, awkward encounters, and facepalm-worthy life chapters. Each week, we dive into the messy, hilarious, and painfully human stories we wish we could forget—and learn how to finally release the grip they have on us. Through comedic conversations, non-expert insights, and a whole lot of compassion, we’re rewriting the narrative on regret. It’s time to forgive yourself, laugh a little, and stop watering those dead flowers! With Chris Forbes.

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Tom Stade 05.01.2026 1:18:59

Welcome back, hope you've had a wonderful festive break. This episode we're joined by the one and only Tom Stade! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Louise Stewart 22.12.2025 46:34

Joining us this week is star of stage and screen Louise Stewart! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Gareth Mutch 15.12.2025 48:23

We're joined by the delightful Gareth Mutch this week! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Darren Connell 08.12.2025 38:08

This week on the pod we have our old friend Darren Connell! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Scott Agnew 01.12.2025 49:13

This week we've got the one and only Scott Agnew in the garden! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Colin McCredie 24.11.2025 44:51

Joining us this week is star of stage and screen Colin McCredie! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Conor Reilly 17.11.2025 48:19

Joining us this episode we have filmmaker Conor Reilly! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Judith Ralston 13.11.2025 42:36

In the garden this episode we have legendary Scottish TV personality Judith Ralston!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Kate Hammer 11.11.2025 49:42

This week's guest is comedian, improvisor and filmmaker Kate Hammer!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Visit dontfeedthebears.co.uk and use the discount code DEAD10 to redeem 10% off your order. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get acces...

Gareth Waugh 03.11.2025 48:25

Joining us this week we have star of the new BBC Radio 4 series Humanwatch, it's Gareth Waugh!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Visit dontfeedthebears.co.uk and use the discount code DEAD10 to redeem 10% off your order. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers...

Raymond Mearns 27.10.2025 42:01

This week's guest is the man, the myth, the legend Raymond Mearns! Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Visit dontfeedthebears.co.uk and use the discount code DEAD10 to redeem 10% off your order. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now...

Mark Nelson 20.10.2025 46:06

Up next we have comedian and host of the Absolute Cuts podcast Mark Nelson! Mark is on tour now with his show Liquid Gold. Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Visit dontfeedthebears.co.uk and use the discount code DEAD10 to redeem 10% off your order. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts o...

Grado 13.10.2025 1:01:52

Our guest this week is wrestler, actor, presenter and legend Grado! Due to technical issues unfortunately this episode is only available in audio form Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Visit dontfeedthebears.co.uk and use the discount code DEAD10 to redeem 10% off your order.

Ray Bradshaw 29.09.2025 52:27

Our guest this week is comedian presenter and good friend Ray Bradshaw!*Unfortunately due to some technical issues this episode is audio only*Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Neil Bratchpiece 22.09.2025 59:53

Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers This week's guest is comedian, rapper, cartoonist and The Wee Man himself Neil Bratchpiece!

Des Clarke 15.09.2025 51:00

Joining us in the garden this week is comedian, presenter and host of BBC's Breaking The News, Des Clarke! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Liam Farrelly 08.09.2025 38:33

*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Our guest this week is Scottish Comedian of the Year winner and BBC New Comedy Award finalist Liam Farrelly! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Jordan Young 01.09.2025 37:32

This week on the pod we have actor and star of River City and Scot Squad Jordan Young! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Chris Thorburn 25.08.2025 39:15

Our guest this week is comedian and friend of the show Chris Thorburn! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Tamsyn Kelly 11.08.2025 44:52

Our next guest is stand-up and actor Tamsyn Kelly! Tamsyn is currently performing her show Hot Titty Bungalow at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/tamsyn-kelly-hot-titty-bungalowWant to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWater...

Christopher Macarthur-Boyd 03.08.2025 58:17

Exclusive and extended first look at our episode with stand-up and co-host of the Here Comes The Guillotine, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Susan Riddell 28.07.2025 32:44

Exclusive and extended first look at our episode with stand-up and co-host of the Material Girl Podcast, Susan Riddell! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Jim Smith 21.07.2025 46:02

This week's guest is stand-up, farmer, and co-star of The Farm Jim Smith! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

Gavin Mitchell 14.07.2025 43:39

Up next on the Stop Watering Dead Flowers podcast is Still Game's Boaby The Barman himself Gavin Mitchell!

Rosco McClelland 07.07.2025 39:09

Up next on the Stop Watering Dead Flowers podcast is 2025 Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow award winner and Twitch king Rosco McClelland!