Still in Beta

Nintendo just announced a wild new peripheral system using cardboard, I’ve got a hard time staying engaged with Chrono Trigger, and we talk about what could be the dark future of Elder Scrolls games.

It’s a new year, so we talk about old games, like Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy XII. We go into a discussion about loot crates and how they’re all Blizzard’s fault then move on to VR. And at some point I start laughing at William’s grim idea for a dating sim.

It’s our last episode of 2017, so we talk about some of the games we’ve played for a bit, like Golf Story and Dream Daddy. I start to talk about Shadow of War before we get sidetracked about comic book movies. Then we wrap up with our game of the year discussions.

We talk a lot about Kingdom Hearts, what a weird game Zelda 2 is, The Death of AIM, Garfield, The Godfather I & II, how Game “Journalism” is full of people who apparently don’t like video games, and Kingdom Hearts. This episode could also have been called “It Smells like the Sapranos in here.”

We talk Fallout 4’s Creation Club fallout, how Kingdom Hearts is just a mess, conspiracy theories, and wrap it up with some good and very bad ideas for Stranger Things themed drinks.

We talk maybe too long about what to name a phone app that can help you avoid defecation. I talk about murder possibilities in Dishonored 2. Fallout 4 VR. Game of Thrones, but not the current season, and how Netflix is making mostly garbage shows now.

We made it. It took a while to put this one together, but we’ve got our 50th episode. As a special treat, this one is an audio commentary for the movie Tsunambee, an animal + disaster portmanteau movie that William prophesied about back in 2014. So, if you’re listening to this by itself, you’ll be […]

Hey, this one’s pretty serious and we talk about games and serious business like Wonder Woman and how it’s not garbage, but not great. E3 happened, so we talk about the new game that was shown, The Last Night. Also, I only realized this while posting, this is now a three year old podcast…

We cover a lot of ground about how to name murder-bots with acronyms, what our custom Sonic characters would be, I finally make sense of the Sonic lore, and what we want out of a Jurrasic Park: The Musical.

This episode is mostly about game morality systems and how it’s always best to be evil. Also, I couldn’t come up with a math pun to save my life, and neither of us were all that interested in Darksiders.

More Yakuza 0 talk. I finally beat Horizon: Zero Dawn. The worst One Punch Man casting choices we can think of. And also my SD card filled up…

We talk about the greatness that is Yakuza 0, the delema of buying a game console for one game, how Station might be the original Pokemon, and why Iron Fist maybe the most mediocre Marvel show.

More of the worst impressions you’ll hear on a podcast as we talk about casting voice actors. The Last Guardian’s dog AI. Second hand knowledge of Breath of the Wild. And how to steal things as a team in Divinity: Original Sin.

I rant about Mankind Divided. William tells about how he does math for fun and profit in Stardew Valley. And at some point we start talking about Jem and the Holograms and how much of a tragedy the movie was.

Our first episode of the year and we talk some Stardew Valley and Final Fantasy XV. We also cover our thoughts on the Switch. There’s even a little talk of Batman and him doing some unspeakable things.

A lot of talk about Danny Devito as we do our Game of the Year discussion. What if Danny Devito starred in Dora the Explorer? What if he and Arnold Schwarzenegger had their own reality TV show where they lived together? Who played that lady Terminator in the third one, the one about time travel? […]

I complain about Wind Waker, but not about what you think! We discuss Dr. Strange, how you rate killing children, and upcoming super hero movies. There’s also a lot of Batman in this one. Happy Thanksgiving!

We talk about Harry Potter for some reason, the Nintendo Switch, Object Permanence, and who we would cast as a Star Trek reboot Picard.

We get back to basics and talk about Batman. I bring my frustrations with Journey to the table, the game not the band. And William brings up “pre-ordering” the Mario runner on the Apple store.

Crystal Pepsi is back! This is the official review of Crystal Pepsi. We also talk way to long about social media and mobile games. Also, Playstation Now for PC.

We talk No Man’s Sky, The fluidity of Game development, Doom and meat confetti, and how some things just don’t hold up to our memories we have from when we were kids.

It’s our first episode to not feature William and things get weird quick. We talk about Pokemon Go, Phil gushes about his undying love of Overwatch, and then we get into a long discussion about the evolution of games.

We spend a bit of time talking about KOTOR and a lot more time talking about Orange Hulk. We also talked about the ESRB some.

E3 is this week, so it’s a lot of E3 talk. We also manage to talk about the ethnic diversity of Star Wars and Star Trek, which leads to being vaguely racist.

Uncharted 4, Doom, Ghostbusters, ghost “Documentaries”, alien conspiracies, found footage movies, and how Macho Man Randy Savage was the best Professional Wrestler.