Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with dai...

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://...

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at h...

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.  Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free j...

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.  Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https...

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you...

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sp...

Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.inst...

You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner...

MERCH?! YUPPPP. Go peep the whole collection at www.stiffsocksshop.com The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for sprayin...

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet. Merch store opens Monday 6/3 (6/5 for Patreon) at www.stiffsocksshop.com Save $50 and free shipping at www.embarkvet.com with code SOCKS Use code STIFFSOCK...

Get an extra stiff socks episode every Friday for $5/month!! patreon.com/stiffsockspod . Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.  The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy.  Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hea...

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit matc...

Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on t...

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt. Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every...

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.  Thanks to Mood for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this e...

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius.  Find and fo...

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an...

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the s...

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research...

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out...

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cl...

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum.  Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com . Thanks to Shopify for sponsorin...

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR...

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Je...