Stiff Socks

The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https...

The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more.  Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the cummunity in the stiff socks discord for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn at...

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patreon.c...

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 at ht...

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspo...

The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom. Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/soc...

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks discord f...

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.co...

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph. Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the...

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purp...

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks t...

The boys riff on thumbs in  butts, facesitting, and getting head on a  work  call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and  figure out if there's anything more horny  than  war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at  www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Ch...

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy  bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN...

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about clap cleats  and give some advice to a listener about dealing with  hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public...

It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at w...

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.c...

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access...

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at w...

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the...

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at w...

 The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  haaaaammmBURGER.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month a...